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plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

loving LOST GENERATION :argh:

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plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf
I'm pretty sure the humor lies in "Chaos Defrost" and those guys thought it was a holocaust joke instead.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Samuringa posted:

There are a lot of those archived here, including the one with contains my favorite line




"the airport is a joke and disgrace and aviation is an outdated piece of poo poo."

I was just skimming and didn't read the context and honestly thought this was written by Trump.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Aw, no :(

It's always PYF.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

This is loving incredible

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

freeedr posted:

You goddamn troglodyte. You just had to say it. It wasn’t enough the past 300,000 times someone said it. And you said it to a purposeful goatse reference. I hope someone beats you with a rake. I hope you get a brain parasite from eating pinworm-infested rear end. You quintessence of dumbassery. Spray tear gas up your urethra. Drown in a port-a-potty. May the gods poo poo fire on your cadaver. EAT gently caress

Lighten up, Francis.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Baron von Eevl posted:

I was expecting Maelstrom to be in there. Looking it up now, apparently it was shareware and for some reason the teacher still did a Don't Copy That Floppy meltdown over us copying that floppy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQeSnOUqx-M

YARP!

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Johnny Aztec posted:

Wouldn't that be just a completely hosed up form of Face Blindness?

Like, you get in a car wreck, hit your head, and now everyone has the face of Nic Cage.

Could be worse.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Pretty sweet band name

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf
Bat: "Whoa, what the gently caress is that thing?"
Ocean: *waves*

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

I dunno, Remember Me is a pretty strong contender:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPyd9J9kkJk

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Admiralty Flag posted:

Yeah, even though the seer told him to keep his eyes out for danger


e: should have said "motherfucking danger"

Well, it's not the easiest subject to broach

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Samovar posted:

No quiche, rules!

FTFY

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

I thought SCP-610 was in Russia somewhere?

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Has this person never seen someone chug a beer before?

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

beanieson posted:

A reverse Dracula? He thirsts for vegetables and can’t go out at night?

No, that's a Bunnicula; a reverse Dracula shoots stakes out of his heart to ward off predators who want to steal his blood.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

I was intrigued by the "Does not contain cock" line and it appears the real dish is fish baked in a loaf of bread, so the etymology is actually kinda interesting:

Wikipedia posted:

Some Finnish speakers today find the name kalakukko somewhat amusing, as kala is Finnish for "fish" and kukko is "rooster", leading to the often used but non-morphological translation, "fish cock". However, the archaic form of kukko is derived from the same root as kukkaro (purse).




Looks a bit dry, but it might be good?

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

RustyKnight posted:



tag self, I'm the "I made bread"

I wonder if "I made bread" is a colloquialism like "pinch a loaf"

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Biplane posted:

Mass Effect 1 I think.

Yep!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZitlia-u-4

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Picnic Princess posted:

Sounds like you've never had an icicle drop into your eye

We all know you were actually loving around with your Red Ryder BB Gun

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Rascar Capac posted:

For the Ides of March, an extract from Thomas Jones' LRB review of Brutus: The Noble Conspirator by Kathryn Tempest.



plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

I'm liking where this Grease reboot is heading

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Evilreaver posted:

I'm always startled by how often people pronounce the stomach medicine 'omeprazole' to rhyme with 'guacamole'.

It rhymes either way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7BeHCdVlvU

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

LifeSunDeath posted:

my homie snapped this pic off the nature path near his house:


TIHEF

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Not if I pay the (2) :colbert:

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plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Guessing it just had a bucket of KFC

Honey mustard pretzels

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