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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

shy boy from chess club posted:

Just in case anyone did skip it, dont

Just skip to 1:45, or so. It's too painful to sit through two minutes of that.

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

The kind of thing that headline writers live for.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Gripweed posted:

alright guys, all I gotta do is post a picture that causes a new derail is powerful enough and goes on long enough to get everybody off this short guy thing. Give me a minute...

Sure, I'll just open a tall one and kick back while I'm waiting.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Generation Jones reporting, sir...

And absolutely hate being lumped in with people who were in college when I was entering kindergarten.

e:I

[img]https://i.imgur.com/zihi9.jpg][/img]

Flyball has a new favorite as of 21:04 on Oct 28, 2019

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

beanieson posted:

Is she? She picking dicks? Off of some kind of dick shrubbery?

And when she brings them home, one of the cats is going to grab one run off.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

The New York Times posted:

Me too except I’m old



They shot pennies, too.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003


That could also be speed.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Lobok posted:

The main drawback of watching sports as faster, edited versions or using PVR functions to record games and fast-forward through them, is having to do it either late at night or having to avoid spoilers about the outcome. Otherwise it's amazing. The first time we ever got a PVR box from our cable provider was just before one of the Olympics started and it was such a game-changer.

Start watching the recording while the event is still happening. Begin watching [however long] after the show starts, do your fast forwarding while you watch, and finish at about the same time as the event does.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

snergle posted:

that must be a new law because i definitely bought booze between 2 and 6 from a 24hr winco. Im pretty sure i also bought it from a few different bodegas around 3. Wouldnt surprise me though if they are slowly limiting when you can buy booze what with all the mormons in norcal.

Since the Fifties, if not earlier.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Turpitude II posted:

what does he suggest if cat weede doesn't work for your cat? only 60% of cats are able to be affected by catnip

Honeysuckle bark

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Milo and POTUS posted:

Wait... there's cheese?

If he's uncut and has poor hygiene.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Flyinglemur posted:

Some people are very needy. Like the ones who post "DESCRIBE ME IN ONE WORD" and bullshit like that.

I just had a friend post "what weapon do you associate me with?"

Infectious disease

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003


That's so Craig knows where he's assigned.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

Dunno. Why is his drivers license on the table separated from everything else?

He used it to cut up whatever he's snorting.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

MrUnderbridge posted:

That candle is for cooking his heroin (also known as horse - coincidence?) on the spoon to dissolve it so he can shoot it into Jesus.

That's what I thought it might be for, then I looked for a lighter, which is right next to the spoon.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003


Isn't that the guy from Ztyx?

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Mescal posted:

Can't believe how young Snoop is. I thought he was like NWA's dad

Nah, but he is Bootsy Collins' nephew. (Bootsy turns 70 next week)

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Dillbag posted:

See? That was nothing. But that's how it always begins, very small....

Nice

(Even though that little prefix was loving stupid.)

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Received this chud bait a little while ago.




For those not in the US: There is no 2022 census.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Are those for people with gonorrhea?

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

ante posted:

Don't be insensitive, he's about to become a prince


edit:

I may have misunderstood that fairy tale

More like he's about to be a cum prince.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

monkeytennis posted:

How can I make it so I can hear it on iPad?

Touch the image, then the controls will appear.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

OwlFancier posted:

Is she eating something or is that just her voice? I can't see properly.

I think that's a dental sponge, or whatever you call it, and she's loopy from anesthesia .

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003


AI trained by Harold Delaney

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Humphreys posted:

My Audio engineering lecturer taught me of the wonders of SoulSeek. Which is still a thing. A warning though, be prepared to encounter greybeard audiophile pirates that won't share their warez unless you also have a library worthy of them.

At least they're relegated to the bottom of the search results.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003


When Alex Jones convinces himself that he can fly.

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Gath posted:

How is America fat, and over in UK they make this on every corner and everyone isnt in a wheelchair driving around?

Because it isn't accompanied by two liters of sugar water?





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