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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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I love when statues get cheaped out on and come out terrible

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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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You know, an inch of sugar. And obviously if you don't have that a pint of cream is an acceptable substitute.

Six of one half, a dozen of the others, ya know?

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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what a bad dog!

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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"Blast A Rocket Off To Mars" Musky.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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Powaqoatse posted:

to me that has always been the most direct proof that dolphins are very close to human intelligence.

nah they're dumb, they pass the puffer on the right hand side

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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that's clearly a cirque de soleil acrobat in a dog costume no animal can be that graceful

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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Say Nothing posted:

Should I nws this? It's Japanese porn.



mormon porn before they discovered bubbles

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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its a candy bar though
maybe 'Peanut Butter Motherfuckers' are like Butterfingers?

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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of course somebody from Arkansas can't enter a simple phone number

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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drive me nuts to school posted:

The Onion strikes again

Channing Tatum is funny as hell though, I can picture him saying stuff like this.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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We Know Catheters posted:

Why so many words?



Modern Republicans are like "A chicken in every pot, except that pot and chicken are way out in the ocean so go gently caress yourselves you poor pieces of poo poo."

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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i want to get him and Sebastian Gorka together in the same room and see who's more insufferable.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:

You're exactly right, and I'm happy to report, since Coyotes are now on their way back, the number of whistlepigs I've had to, um, "evict" have been reduced. Thank you dumpster dogs for all that you do!

I had to kill a whistlepig that was gonna eat my garden but i kinda regret it, they're pretty cute :(

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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Aleph Null posted:

was it good eatin?

No I threw it into the woods, so I wasted it twice :(

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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Phanatic posted:

Yeah, that one I'd heard about. It was pretty boring. GW claimed a trademark that they can't actually enforce, EFF put up a fight, GW backed down and never spoke about it again. But that doesn't lose them marks they already have.


That seems more fun. I'll take a look.


Yeah, don't in-line NSFW images. For workplaces where it's an issue, the problem is the downloading of the image, so sticking the image inline behind a spoiler tag doesn't help in the least because the image is still downloaded and just blanked out on the screen.. Just put up the URL and tag it NSFW.





lol old fuses burn suuuper fast sometimes.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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i dont like that he posted a funny picture AND insulted dogs in the same post, it makes me feel very conflicted

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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ooh I'm gonna buy one of these and then give people a nice smoked meat/cheese gift box inside it. the ones that come with fancy mustards and crackers and stuff

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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You could just put 40 minutes and argue with the teacher if they marked it wrong. That's what I would have done.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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Comptroll The Forums posted:

Tell me that Alien Pez dispenser is real. I don't even like Alien or Pez, I just think that mechanism is cool as hell.

wait, who doesn't like 'Alien' OR 'Pez'? I mean, just not liking one of them would be... I dunno not normal, but alright...

but what kind of person doesn't like both of those?

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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CzarChasm posted:

The way I understand it, "accidentally" is how anal usually goes.

rofl no way you gotta prep

also i had some fancy french cheese a while ago that tasted assy. the dude at the store was like "it tastes pretty complex" but after i tried i knew what kinda man he was

"complex" sure thing buddy

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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trickybiscuits posted:

Does Bruce Campbell get a lot of good lines? He's said that he once turned down a boring leading man role because the movie's villain was much more fun. (Also I am going to watch this before I die.)

there really aren't many good lines in at all, but the leading man is insanely boring so maybe. i can't think of many other Campbell villain roles

also it was filmed at my favorite skiing in the northeast, which made the movie a lot more hilarious to watch because the snow was just about gone but they try to act like it was during a busy time

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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Ignimbrite posted:

The Goodest Boy

nope thats a police chopper spotlighting the dog, who is showing police where he buried a couple of the bodies in exchange for tummy-rub privileges in prison

he is not a good dog, merry christmas

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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any dog that gets carried away by a bird isn't a dog worth having anyways

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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those are touch-sensitive explosive trigger training vests, they train the dogs to crawl underneath enemy vehicles when they're puppies, and then they strap the real bombs to them when they've completed the training

hosed up picture to post in a funny picture thread imo


Hundminen, or Dog Mines.

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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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ThatGirlAtThatShow posted:

Didn't this program end when they discovered the dogs were really bad at telling enemy tanks from their own, though?

Yea, also the dogs were nervous when the enemy tanks were... moving... at all, and so the dogs would try to run back to the handlers and blow them up or get shot before that could happen.

Dogs: good with people, bad with explosives.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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chitoryu12 posted:

I wonder if anyone's calculated how long it would have taken him to do that. Guillermo Del Toro's feature-length directorial work alone is over 20 hours.

its probably like the matrix where you can just download yourself new skills and abilities except this fuckhead decided to do that with movie scripts

actually who loving cares

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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Imagine how long you'd crash for in a vacuum at 120+mph. Pieces of you would be strewn about for a half a mile

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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FFT posted:

are we imagining that the ground is frictionless too

i mean it probably will be designed to be as low in friction as possible

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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MayakovskyMarmite posted:

LOL! Can't decide if they look more like the cast members from a web exclusive reality show about guns or a straight to DVD Red Dawn sequel made for Mormons.

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/990760049629741057

that dude on the left looks like the tertiary gay bodyguard from Collateral.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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Somebodies cousin ate too much candy after a successful halloween score

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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Slippery posted:

what's your point in posting this

It's funny.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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https://i.imgur.com/66nIuJr.gifv

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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jeez, talk about strict, can't even be a rapist and get into heaven these days

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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clockwork chaos posted:

Yes



But also rats are like a liquid and shift shape as needed



rats are so cool, i just wish they lived longer :(

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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clockwork chaos posted:

You fool, you absolute baffoon, i will never pick a side, i love all rat-like cratures




Yo what's this thing I like this thing.

Inceltown posted:

Birds bite too

winterwerefox posted:

https://youtu.be/A8bGwVe2tAI

My dog, Doggington, can't stand my mom's birb. I find it funny.

a friend of mine has a parrot, Clover, that used to mess with the do, he'd fly over to the counter and open the treat container and yell "TREAT TIME!".

It was up in the air whether or not he was going to actually drop a treat for the dog, sometimes he'd just stare at the dog and the dog would bark and the bird would squawk a bunch, obviously laughing his rear end off.

So we'd just be chilling watching a movie or something and all of a sudden you'd just hear chaos erupting in the kitchen. poo poo was hilarious, that bird was smart as gently caress - my friend never taught him to tease the dog or give it treats, Clover just learned it all on its own, one day he started doing it and decided that was just a thing he did now.

The dog and the parrot were pretty cool with each other too since the bird would also regularly give the dog treats as well. Apparently though, one time Clover nipped at the dog and the dog barked and scared the bejesus out of him, so for a couple of weeks Clover would avoid the dog so you'd just see this little bird head poking around doorways and over couches and stuff, making sure the coast was clear.

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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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Tumble has a new favorite as of 01:36 on Dec 5, 2020

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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Milo and POTUS posted:

Some idiot is going to make them out of spite and burn their house down and the only thing I hope is that they don't have pets

Zil posted:

People make them every year around Christmas time because they don't want to flip one string of lights around.

I helped my friend finish putting up lights on his roof and he did that. I hear him up on the roof swearing and starting to rip the lights down in anger and I was like "dude we can just go to Home Depot and buy an extension cord" and I'm not really sure why people don't think of that instead of making these death-cords.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
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Man I had to search through over 1000 pages of this thread to find this post but I did it. It took literally 30+ hours of doing nothing but looking at the pages of this thread and nothing is funny anymore but I did it.


"That '70s thread Cast Set to Return for Netflix Sequel"

https://tvline.com/2022/04/30/that-90s-show-eric-donna-jackie-fez-kelso-returning-that-70s-show/

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Jun 24, 2003
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RatHat posted:

He’s a Scientologist now isn’t he?

EDIT: Oh I didn’t realize there were rape allegations against him too

He's most likely going to prison over it. A real piece of poo poo.

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