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Random Stranger posted:I've got to quickly post a Cars that Ate Paris reference before anyone else gets to it... It amazes me that a cult Australian film from 40 loving years ago is somehow so well know on the internet. I grew up in Australia in the 70s and still have hardly ever met anyone who knows it exists, or knows the name and thinks it's a French movie.
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Mar 6, 2017 05:01
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Cartoon Man posted:Please have a lengthy section on budgeting and taxes. Ponder for a moment that this was the one Colin Furze invention that terrified even him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soxxPyaAT1k&t=24s
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Mar 8, 2017 01:44
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Vegemite. Seriously. Cats absolutely love the stuff. We used it for every cat we ever had when it came time to to get them to eat pills.
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Mar 9, 2017 15:43
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dpack_1 posted:New Boston Album Cover Art is looking good. Boston legit had the best cover art. If you collect their entire catalogue, they even make a story.
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Mar 12, 2017 14:25
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So which horrible British "blokes mag" was this culled from? I remember there was a study done where people were asked to look at a series of quotes and determine whether they were from blokes mags or convicted rapists. Turns out, no, you can't tell the difference. Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 17:42 on Mar 13, 2017 |
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Mar 13, 2017 17:38
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Mmmm, classy bloke.quote:In February 1998, one of Brooker's one-shot cartoons caused the magazine to be pulled from the shelves of many British newsagents. The cartoon was titled "Helmut Werstler's Cruelty Zoo" and professed to be an advert for a theme park created by a Teutonic psychologist for children to take out their violent impulses on animals rather than humans. It was accompanied by photoshopped pictures of children smashing the skulls of monkeys with hammers, jumping on a badger with a pitchfork, and chainsawing an orang-utan, among other things
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Mar 13, 2017 17:52
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Mar 15, 2017 16:39
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RyokoTK posted:Seriously you'd need a bolt cutter one way or the other. It's a Master lock, so all you'd need would be a shoe. Or maybe a bamboo skewer.
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Mar 15, 2017 18:40
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Yeah, Rob Reinhart himself tells people to throw out batches that get moldy. No, really?
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Mar 16, 2017 05:54
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Gromit posted:Anyone wants a pack of dubious Australian food should PM me their address. I'm happy to send you the suffering that is musk candy and Vegemite, or whatever else it is I find in the supermarket that sounds uniquely Australian. You won't get those nasty store-brand sticks that Amazon have, either. Send them this horrible loving poo poo:  *Now with a lifetime supply of Vitamin B in every jar!
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Mar 21, 2017 04:37
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Munchables posted:Are there restaurants in Oz that serve kangaroo meat? You can even buy it at the supermarket. It's really not uncommon at all.
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Mar 21, 2017 10:42
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Of all the creatures in the world to use why the hell would you use one made from claws, teeth and piss?
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Mar 21, 2017 16:20
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I'm real excited about my care package now. Thanks, Gromit! In a week or so we're going to come back to this post to see just how far your opinion has changed.
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Mar 22, 2017 09:38
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Is there anything more pathetic than naming things after yourself like that? I mean, sure company names get a pass, but a loving ballroom?
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Mar 27, 2017 05:33
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Should have just painted barricades in front of it. 
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Mar 27, 2017 12:35
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Who even has an Ace of Base t-shirt?
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Mar 31, 2017 06:01
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Assemble it in Mexico, freeze and ship it Stateside. Then heat it up in industrial microwaves and dump on floor in front of customers to eat off the floor like a animal.
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Apr 2, 2017 17:32
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Hihohe posted:Im telling people McDs is gonna morph into The Nutrient Receiving for Ingestion place. Where the building is just a room filled with tables under food anuses that dispense a nutrient rich paste (it has everything the lower class laborer needs for continued survival (it tastes like chicken nuggets)). Sounds like a Fatties contest. 
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Apr 2, 2017 18:46
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The Great Burrito posted:At least it's not a 2010-era iPhone conversation I guess. I still just assume every clever or funny text is from a generator though. I liked the "Can't find my phone" one.
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Apr 6, 2017 13:42
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So triggered right now :tumblr: Actually had to 'dial' like that when I was a kid and it was so easy to gently caress up and have to start over.
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Apr 10, 2017 04:49
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And almost without noticing, a sub editor creates the greatest burn on Trump the world has ever seen.
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Apr 18, 2017 08:08
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Apr 20, 2017 06:48
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I wish my supermarket was selling white chocolate Kit Kats.
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Apr 24, 2017 05:26
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Wasn't there a king who got assassinated while on the toilet/garderobe? Killer climbed up the poo poo pipe with a loving spear and when the king sat down to do the needful, so did he.
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Apr 27, 2017 06:51
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syscall girl posted:Lol are you thinking of game of thrones? No, Edmund II, though the account is disputed.
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Apr 27, 2017 08:07
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Pakled posted:Old timey medicines were hardcore. I've just gotten over a week and a half of the flu and what I would have given for a nuclear grade cough syrup to help me sleep.
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Apr 30, 2017 05:25
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"Okay guys, so it turns out we've been wrong all this time. It wasn't the salt water ruining the paint."
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May 1, 2017 06:25
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It really annoys the jockeys.
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May 7, 2017 17:58
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Ziv Zulander posted:If you hold it in long enough, it'll start coming out the other end Sadly, this is true and a loving horrifying way to die as it's usually associated with some late stage bowel cancers. You die in agony chocking to death on your own poo poo.
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May 13, 2017 17:54
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To make up for that, have this:
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May 13, 2017 18:12
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Triarii posted:It's pretty clearly AYNrMAL ANI US I was thinking ANIMALAND US where it's a portmanteau of animal and land. And in the US.
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May 18, 2017 05:58
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May 19, 2017 19:05
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Merriam Webster has the best Twitter feed which is something no one in the world ever expected to say about a dictionary.
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May 31, 2017 07:45
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morallyobjected posted:mods please change my name to Belligerently Unresponsive It describes my first marriage perfectly.
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Jun 1, 2017 01:52
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spog posted:The RC planes in SA was actually impossible on the first release due to a bug with the fuel consumption. Even when fixed, it merely became bloody hard. But the mission you got as a reward was loving incredible.
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Jun 1, 2017 15:47
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I sat and waited on rooftops to make it easier to take off again. Got them all second try 
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Jun 1, 2017 16:18
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Seriously. I was the same when I first saw the album art for Red Sails in the Sunset. 
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Jun 6, 2017 04:39
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Phlegmish posted:A common theme is incongruous guns "Women laughing while eating salad" is practically its own genre.
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Jun 6, 2017 12:30
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Bogan King posted:I do mind. Not because you reposted it but because Pence hosed a horse and that is deeply troubling. Senator McCain?
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