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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

actually there's two
:goonsay:

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
It's clearly a sandwich

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Gromit posted:

As tight as a 12-year-old...

...back injury.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

morallyobjected posted:

being able to make jokes about Asian stereotypes is like half the fun of being Asian so I dunno what that guy's problem is

this

edit: I bet that guy's problem is overcompensating for white guilt

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

PCOS Bill posted:

Eugenics would have prevented most goons.

Eugenics... good...?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

ME Andromeda DLC lookin good

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
to be fair a couple of those mini churros are pretty drat yonic

(comedy answer Borda Cheese Pop = ur mum's vag)

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Shrapnig posted:

Who gives a poo poo?

Dude was a first responder during 9/11 and twerked during the Pride Parade while on duty.

He's more of a man, regardless of who he fucks, than anyone posting in this thread.

Go back to Tumblr.
shut up

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

syscall girl posted:

...a man's penis in a school parking lot

and it's not even hard

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

sneakyfrog posted:

what if you have a cat named dog?

er.. asking for a friend.
I've got a dog named Kitty, does that count

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Barry Bluejeans posted:

I take offense to that.

I don't have a drop of glucose in me, thank you very much.

Want some? :pervert:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

I like to stream this channel in the background when I'm working

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Cartoon Man posted:

I like Linken Park, why all the hate? I think a lot of you like their music too but say you hate it to try and look :cool: or something.

It's always been cool to hate Linkin Park, plus this is Something Awful, the site that took the "Cool to hate & make fun of things" attitude and turned it into an internet subculture

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Saw this on reddit and immediately thought of you artist wizards in this thread



I can't see anything but a lady with quad-leg-arms

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Memento posted:

"possibly high confused guy in black shirt" for me

I believe you mean the "Excellent, exactly according to plan" guy

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
C: all of the above

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
*an hero

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

AlmightyBob posted:

Hs aren't vowels

:corsair: listen here young'un, lemme tell you bout memes back in MY day

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Yeah, it's hilariously unrealistic if you've never met/known anyone that unhinged and controlling.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I'm trying to find the loss, but I'm not seeing it

edit: wait there it is

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
you could've at least gone as far as IT'S SECRETARIAT, if you're gonna do a joke then commit yo :colbert:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
The best explanation I've heard so far is that it's aimed at parents, reminding them of the march of time and to prepare for their death

Not sure what the flower has to do with it but yeah

Either that or it's two different placements butted right up against each other in a yearbook or church program

But still :psyduck:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Facebook Aunt posted:

Yes, but americans think it is mate. Everything we know about Australia we learned from Crocodile Dundee.

Also the Simpsons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9APdDdpe-eE

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hjalmar posted:

If an Australian calls you "mate", you're probably about to lose a few teeth.

so "mate" is more like "buddy" or "pal" then? makes sense

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
more like oldpunless

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

MisterBibs posted:

I'm not sure I get this one. It's obviously racist, but why is a 2x2 patch of water in Minecraft supposed to be smart?

It's the way water tiles work in minecraft. If an empty tile has two water source blocks on either side of it, it turns into a source block itself. So a quick way to get a local source of water for your base is to dig a small 2x2 hole and dump a bucket of water in opposite corners (dumping a bucket creates a source block), ensuring you can take infinite buckets of water from the tiny hole.

trap sprung etc

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Who the hell installs a set of children's slides and then goes "Hmmm, something's missing ... I know, let's put a huge pile of rocks right next to this play equipment!"
:psyduck:

Better idea: the rock IS the play equipment

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
perhaps PYF needs a "PYF playground/playground story" thread

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I'm not that interested in the topic, unfortunately, otherwise I would

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

hey I did my best to contribute kinda on-topic by posting a funny playground picture, chubby jaguar dude

I'll try again (sorry for watermarks):






This one wasn't funny but I found it while looking and it's pretty cool

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Hey guys, a computer gave me three random words, thought you might like to hear them here, in this thread, the thread for funny *squints super hard* pic... tures... What the hell is a picture?

*busts through the door* BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE
*doesn't help*
*shits pants*

j/k here's a pic



e: If nobody can stay on topic, might be time for a new thread

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Quidam Viator posted:

I used to teach anatomy and physiology classes at a local community college when I was young. I would just arrive at the class maybe 5 minutes early and then sit and see what happened and what people said about the teacher not showing up for the first day.

hahahahaha I used to encourage them getting pissed and everything and then I'd walk to the front of the room and turn on the projector like 10 minutes into the class and it had my intro along with a picture of me.

that was like.. my whole classroom management as a teacher, literally acting crazy as poo poo and then surprising kids with memes i got from SA that were way ahead of their curve.

I had a portable classroom once, and my kids did really lovely on a quiz, and I told them "let's just forget about this one" and I climbed on an empty desk and opened up those ceiling tiles and just put the quizzes up there and acted like nothing happened.

Ah, teaching.

did you have a student named esco

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Quidam Viator posted:

No, why? In Florida, of course I had a bunch of Escobars... Do you think you knew someone who pulled my tricks?

No reason, you just seemed like a pretty cool teacher

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I enjoyed Tommy wiseau playing dark souls. That was really weird

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I always kind of liked the idea that Superman was blasting people with multiple Grays worth of X-rays, just to see if they're hiding anything

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Railing Kill posted:

Is it.... a lot? :ohdear:

"Here ya go monkey face! Here ya go slant eyes! Here ya go zipper head!" - Bugs Bunny

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Jesus loving christ

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Why do you think swimmers shave? Smoother skin lets them swim as fast as sharks, the smoothest and fastest sea animal ever known

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