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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gabe died on the way back to his home planet.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Not even remotely.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Didn't the Russians supposedly kill a lot of people during secret space launches, and they never owned up to it? I remember reading about some radio operators who picked up broadcasts of dying russians in space or something, some burning up on reentry, others flung out into space.

Wasn't there even a rumor they lost a few before Gagarin successfully came back, and he become the official "first" man in space?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Need to have a mirror at the correct height when you're in the sex-swing.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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gbut posted:

That person never saw Braille.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Didn't Lucas write some sequel novels to Willow? Maybe they could be based on that..... if they don't completely blow or something.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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syscall girl posted:

When does his influence on things not make them worse?

Well, he did write them a long time ago, back before the brain-cloud.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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The Great Burrito posted:

God what is it with bronze statues especially that makes them come out wrong every time? Note that I couldn't make something half as good, hence I am not employed in said field.

Bronze statuary is expensive as gently caress, for quality work, and so people with no understanding of the process or the results pick the lowest bidder for the project.

The whole fiasco with the Robocop statue is a good example of what can go wrong. In that case the sculptor and caster do quality work, but the project came in impossibly over budget, so it only gets worked on in fits and starts, and even then last I heard Detroit city hall is still iffy it'll even allow its display on public property .

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Cartoon Man posted:

I went to McDonalds for the first time in forever cause my daughter is finally old enough to eat there and I wanted to let her burn off some energy on the indoor playground cause it's cold as poo poo outside. I went to order and wanted to study the menu but the menu was on these giant tv screens now and it kept moving around and switching to ads and poo poo like a loving Harry Potter movie. gently caress that and gently caress McDonalds, I just got her a chicken nugget happy meal and a 10 piece for me.

In fairness to McDonald's, it's because they don't want you actually coming inside the restaurant. They already do 75% of their business through​ the drive-thru, and they'd be quite happy to increase that to 100%, and completely​ eliminate the inside service.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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RFC2324 posted:

They put these in at the McDonald's down the street from me. They lasted about 3 months and then got removed because they just pissed everyone off.

I don't know why McD's wasted however many millions creating these things. They just slow down the ordering process. They should've created an ordering app for phones, lets you create your order whenever/wherever you want, and then submit it and pick it up at the preferred time. Boom, simple

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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So what's the theory behind woods porn? Guys that are so ashamed that they're touching their dilz that they have to go out in the woods away from civilization and people so no one will know?

I was reading an indie comic years ago where a guy was talking about his real-life childhood, and how he and his friends used to go down into the sewers to explore. At one point they found a huge cache of porn down there, and I thought it must be the same thing. Some dude so afraid someone will find out that he jerks it that he has to go down underground away from people to do it.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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My first experience with woods porn was at elementary school, where a bunch of us found mags in the forest behind the school.

One of them was this little mag with a topless women on the cover, and her nipples were painted black. It was instantly the most erotic thing I had ever seen, an awakening. I can clearly remember thinking "My god, if they have a women on the cover with BLACK NIPPLES, what else could be on display in this magazine." My mind instantly started trying to come up with what sort of erotic wonders could be on display inside, but the concept of an actual photo of a VAGINA seemed impossible to me at that tender young age. A picture of a vagina would get you thrown in jail or something, it was too taboo for mere humans to print in a magazine.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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L'Carpetron Jr. casts Abyssal Portal.

Roll to see if any titties fall out.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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I always like these guys from Willow. Just a head mask and a bunch of body fur on a dog.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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The MSJ posted:

There was a referendum in Turkey recently. You know who is a famous Turk?

Lurkey?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Palpek posted:

Hell yeah, it's back.





I can't tell if the second to last guy is more excited by the prospect of sex, or the prospect of earning a degree.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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I first heard of gif files in art class, where the teacher told us that "GIF was short for Gift". Because they were files you could send to someone else, like a gift.


Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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I'm sure writers save the choicest lines for the favored guests as well, and leave the less likable and obvious rubes to flounder in their lack of wit.

There was that whole thing too on QI where an unnamed but very popular repeat guest always needed to know all the questions and topics ahead of time so they could pre-plan and study. I don't know if it ever came out who it really was, but my guess was always John Sessions.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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"I hate Mondays".

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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I am Jacks cake dumps.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Could really go for a black-market sub right now. Maybe a nice illegal meatball and swiss on sourdough.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Toe to tip, just like Bort.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Well yeah, having a mutant child is of little importance then, compared to keeping land holdings and power structures intact.

I mean, it's still happening today.


Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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My workplace puts anything and everything that can be ordered into the same database.


Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Seems like those feathers would get all gummed up pretty quick.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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nerdz posted:

Why does she have poop in her stomach? Actually I don't want to know

That's actually just four pounds of quality Taco Bell meat in her poop-oven.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta lose that water weight for Barbie.

Amy - "This'll be a chance for Barbie to be different, to be a real womans weight!"
Studio - "That's true, HA HA! But really, lose some weight. Because Hollywood. Because money. Because gently caress you. HA HA!"

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Been into the Bone-Hurting Juice again?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Can confirm weapons on full display in poor country markets.

The one I used to shop at in South America, had guards with shotguns and pistols in it, and they were parked at the end of every aisle. That is, when they were feeling up to the job. Most of the time they were sauntering around the store swinging their shotguns around like they were an umbrella they brought in from the rain. Can you tell me where the fruit section is? Over there *points with shotgun*. Oh sir, you dropped this item! *puts pistol down on shelf, walks away from it*. Oh, what a cute baby you have, m'am! *shows gun to baby*.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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The bank I used to use had a shotgun guard out front, and he was permanently standing in a "shotgun half raised" stance. So every time you walk up the steps he'd turn to you with shotgun half raised and stare you down until you got inside the bank.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Facebook Aunt posted:

That's the most pretentious toast ever.

No, the most pretentious is pronouns on toast.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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The Bananana posted:

Uh oh....

This is very discondisconcerting

Yeah, we really need to worry about World Superpower Egypt.

I hear their latest attack fighters can inflict sandy buttholes at 50 miles.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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KB Toys ain't nothin' ta gently caress with.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Pfft, that guys beats out cobers at doing a flat.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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morallyobjected posted:

what if they were also photoshopped in by a POC?

They have access to photoshop now?!?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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You should seen them during mid transformation.


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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Ferrule posted:

RIP Bill Paxton

*poop emoji moves through bowel*

Bill Poopton - "WOOOO! We're on an express elevator, GOIN' DOWN!"

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