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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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You're making that reference purely by the use of the word "eye" in the image, have a I got that right?

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Someone should publish a book of porned up letters from history.

"My dearest Cornelia, I miss you every day. Life is tough here on the front. I'm afraid General Jackson shall make another push on the city before our time is done here. Our first attack went horribly. My good friend Mathias was killed, and as I gazed upon his shattered skull, I was reminded of your naughty meat-hole. His brains lay astrewn the battefield, as your various folds and oily crevices lay astrewn your nether regions. The smells were similar too. Until I am reunited with you, my love, my thoughts remain with you and your massive melons. Yours always, Jedediah, your labial love lick-boy."

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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It's a smart design move to have that chrome grab handle on there so it's easier to pull out the fidget spinner afterwords.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Accidentally buying frozen "mank" water and ingesting it isn't something you need to worry about in non-poo poo countries.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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A spaniard playing an arab is a ..... spare-rib?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Who doesn't support Eugenics?! They're great. They've had tons of great singles; Here Comes The Rain Again, Sweet Dreams, and who could forget Would I Lie to You.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Memento posted:

Not sure what's funny about a Depression-era shanty town.

People would pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for one of those homes today.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Tiny house communities are super trendy right now

Do the germans have a word for "settling for the only option available, and pretending it's cool and trendy and what you actually want to stave off crushing depression"?

Maybe the old term "Settlers" could come back in fashion. "We're Settlers in this here new millennium, in that we settled for the only piece of poo poo we could afford."

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Phlegmish posted:

Reverse GIS'ing it, they're for the homeless, so I don't think the goal is to be cool and trendy.

I'm sure some places build them extra tiny for the homeless, but poor dumbass hipsters, WITH KIDS, are putting thousand of dollars down to live in a place the same size as my bedroom, and acting like it's the cool thing to do. Last I heard they were starting around $40k.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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- CumSlut 1894?
- My mistake.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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You mean BethOS for Macs?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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- Mama, mama! Look at this here ad. Sounds like a fine gentleman of hard-workin' and honest tradin' for my betrothement.
- Oh honey, you 'member what I done tol' you 'bout chasin' them waterfalls.
- Yeah, yeah, I remember. Lord and tarnation mama, when I am ever gonna get married?! First you chased off all those scrubs, and now this man!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Mokinokaro posted:

She's just one of those people that it is utterly impossible to hate.

Like I can't recall a single controversy surrounding her.

Hmmm.... she had that weirdo semi-sitcom in the 80's or 90's or whenever it was? That was kind of annoying.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Chewie tried to tell Han everything, but the terrible secret of the starwar is that Chewie is just mumbling gibberish noises. Han just responds to him like it makes sense to make Chewie feel good, like a person talking to their dog.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bar Crow posted:

That vest is going to have a backstory.

It's made from sacred K'frix fibers, harvested once a millennium from the Parfoo plant located on Dantooine. Legend has it that the Parfoo plant is force sensitive, so when Han dons the vest, he gains a very slight force sensitivity himself, allowing him to shoot first, fly the Falcon like a jedi pilot, and romance a princess with his tumescent force-enhanced cock.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Check the pixels.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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I mean, the fireball crosses over the border of the the first image, so I'm not sure exactly how much of a coincidence their placement really was.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Guy Goodbody posted:

It's the Zaku II, the most common mass production Mobile Suit used by the Republic of Zeon during the One Year War. Somebody altered a model kit to look like the old Kunio Okawara artwork

Trap sprung.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Karate Bastard posted:

Nothing but ewoks below. Wouldn't you?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Karate Bastard posted:

GIVE IT A CAPE! Give it a cape! Give it a cape please give it a cape!

That's amazing hedgehog!!!!!

:five:

:krad:

Meh, the original was just a quick jobbie, and animated cape would take effort.

Enjoy this throwback photoshop from my archives.


Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Grampa jokes are 1% jokes, 99% "Oh, the families here? I'm going downstairs into the basement to sit in my workshop in silence."

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bombadilillo posted:

Sorry about your poo poo grampa

I mean, he died a while back, but yeah.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Featuring her new move, "The Spinner".

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Flakey posted:

Still says Orc Boys on the box. :orks:

That's 40k though, right? My understanding was older properties are staying the same for now, but their "new" Age of Sigmar property, which is in itself a thinly veiled attempt to keep their IP protected, has all the races renamed to non-generic names so they can be copyrighted. All because Blizzard ate GW's lunch. So Elves are now "Aelf", and trolls are "Troggoth", etc etc.

So loving sad. GW continues to be willfully ignorant of the fact that they're losing players not because other companies copied their IP, but because people don't want to pay their insane prices on miniatures.

GW - "Excuse me sir! How much would you pay for one of our minis? The most basic rear end Level 1 unit an army could have?"
Player - "I don't know... a dollar? Two?"
GW - "Hmm, how about TEN DOLLARS!"
Player - "No way, not a chance."
GW - "Give me ten dollars. Then another five-hundred since you need an army to play the game."

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Huh, I never realized they used the goofy "boyz" stuff with the medieval Warhammer stuff.

Still, that's an older Warhammer set being sold as compatible with the new Age of Sigmar setting. "Warhammer" in itself is gone, only Warhammer 40k still exists.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Elias_Maluco posted:

wtf is a echidna?

And why there are so many people obsessed with Sonic on the internet? Mario had more and better games and he never had this kind of weird famdom

It's the 21st Century; these days the sadder and weirder some stupid poo poo is, the larger the subculture it will attract and develop. People look at Mario and go "Hey, Mario, thats'a cool guy!" and move on with their lives. For Sonic fans, on some level it's a fetish, so they can't let it go and just keep obsessing with it until it's become revolting to outsiders.

Weirdos used to live lonely lives wondering if anyone else shared their weird predilections and fantasies. Then the internet came along and they could all find each other, so they can all rut and wallow together in their frothy crusty cum swamp.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Guy Goodbody posted:

An entire continent of kids who got a Genesis instead of a SNES. My God.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qTpOlQgOVo&t=19s

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Was checking out some ride vids from theme parks, when I came across this gem from Disneylands Haunted Mansion.

Airfare and Accommodation to California: $1200
Day Pass to Disneyland: $110
Derping around on your phone during the ride: Priceless


Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Cause the dog was barking at her, and she wanted to scare it away. Everyone knows that the dogs natural enemy is the pussy.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Wait, were those woman traced of the same "three sleeping filipino guys in an airport" image from an ancient SA photoshop thread?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Very superstitious, your skills in Asteroids.
When you believe in Hi-Scores, that don't seem right, then you suffer...
SUPERBREAKOUT I can play.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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hawowanlawow posted:

That is one weird looking garment


Looks like some kind of giant girdle she fashioned into an outfit

That's Laura Laffer, wearing a NuLEISURE-Suit.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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But her she-males.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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It's just Trowzer Snake from Yooka-Laylee.


Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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The afterlife, as per Dante's N-Ferno blog, is composed of many levels.

First Circle (Yahoo Answers) - A land of the lost and confused, doing nothing inherently wrong, but condemned to hell because of ignorance.
Second Circle (Toontown Online) - Where children go to be haunted by idiots.
Third Circle (Facebook) - Those cursed of vanity and narcissism.
Fourth Circle (Myspace) - Those out of step with time. Also ethnics.
Fifth Circle (Something Awful) - The formerly powerful, mostly forgotten to wander the mists.
Entrance to Dis Nuts
Sixth Circle (TV Tropes) - Seriously, just skip this level. I mean, seriously.
Seventh Circle (Reddit) - The balance point of hell, a combination of the the best, and the absolute wretched worst. Plus you could probably find people who give blow jobs to trees here. They'll take anyone.
Eighth Circle (4-Chan) - The rotting crust that fell from the higher levels. Scum and villainy, and memes.
Ninth Circle (8-Chan) - Even the devil is scared of this level. Makes other levels of hell look like Club Med.
Centre of Hell - The great beast sits on his frozen throne, lording over the underworld, forever ejaculating Simpsons memes up to the world of man.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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The Moon Monster posted:

I know right, the fact that a man just died tragically is distracting people from what is really important. Namely, that various posters on twitter, youtube, SA and etc are way too cool to have ever liked his dated band.

This guy gets it.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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How could grunge be edgy? It was super-popular.

If you wanted to be edgy in the 90's you listened to Brazilian ShowTunes Speed-Metal Snuffcore.

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