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minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

skeeballcore posted:

Dog is Indiana Jones

You named the dog Indiana?

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 03:18

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 13:30

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Even worse http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/clown-motel

# ¿ May 9, 2017 18:25

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Dillbag posted:

I hope they tell them to go blow it up their rear end

# ¿ May 22, 2017 18:23

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

That's from Tokyo Tribe (currently on Netflix) which is simultaneously the best and worst movie ever.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 18:14

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 19:42

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Dillbag posted:

?

It's Hollywood's most poorly kept secret that Jodie isn't really into dudes, which makes Hinckley's expression of love seem even more futile.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 20:26

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

It sounds very similar to this list:

Lotto winner splits from boyfriend after issuing hilariously demanding list of rules for Ibiza holiday

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 21:48

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

RareAcumen posted:

# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 16:39

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

When I lived there in the days before Google Maps, every retail store flyer or party invite had a map insert to show you how to find the place, and taxi drivers would regularly have to pull over to consult a paper map.

im pooping! posted:

this confuses the poo poo out of me. i work in shipping and theres a large population of ethiopian immigrants who send documents back to family in their country and don't provide an address, they just say to call the recipient and they will pick it up. when i ask for the address the customers say 'they don't have addresses'.

I worked our shipping/billing software for some places in Latin America and we had to re-jig the whole "Address 1 / Address 2 / City / State / Zip" fields because in some places the address was like "Go past the big banana tree on the left and it's 2 houses past the dead tractor on the right".

# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 16:40

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Centaurgi.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2017 17:31

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Nobody likes teeth in a blowjob .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH1ruMGpTVY

# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 03:35

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Say Nothing posted:

Good thing the photographer scrubbed the license plate, otherwise I'd never be able to figure out how to contact the plumber.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 06:54

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Guy Goodbody posted:

See, the Flat Earth Theory is true!!

# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 20:46

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

There's always money in the banana hammock.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2017 02:10

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

sneakyfrog posted:

itt we discuss seriously the feasability of supermans x ray vision.

in the Marvel universe they just have Magneto-Resonance Imaging.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2017 19:35

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

When you rush to the hospital to check on your mate.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2017 00:04

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Put a tank in your tiger.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 07:16

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

IamnotJoe posted:

Just assume anyone who was a guy and an adult in the 1960's and back was pretty terrible to women and or minorities.

True dat. I heard some comedians going on about how great Don Rickles was back in the 70s so I looked up some best-of videos, and it doesn't take long to get to :catstare:

territory with the racism.

And of course the video description is (emphasis mine):

quote:

Caution! This compilation of Don Rickles on the Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts is very much a product of its time. There is material here that may offend.

Comments have now been disabled after some unpleasantness.

To quote David Brent: "That was back before racism was bad."

# ¿ Nov 15, 2017 03:17

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Captain Splendid posted:

Looks like she just saw RoboBerlosconi checking her out

https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/935630445739413504

# ¿ Nov 30, 2017 06:21

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Possibly drawn by the same person who designed this guy

# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 02:55

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Samuringa posted:

makes sense

rational people believe the earth is billions of years old
spiritual people believe it's just 6500 years old
paedophiles believe it's just young enough to gently caress

# ¿ Dec 11, 2017 19:31

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Jamesman posted:

aaaaaah the toilet

aAAaAAAhhhh the wallpaper

AARRHRGHG SHE'S STANDING AT THE WINDOW

# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 18:49

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Solice Kirsk posted:

Robot Hitler sure gets around.

He's an Ubermensch driver.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 05:31

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

punchymcpunch posted:

Super Monkey Ball remake looking good.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2018 19:27

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Scratch Monkey posted:

Who tucks their pant legs into their socks?!

He's got a concealed croissant in there.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2018 17:24

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

call the police on thanos

# ¿ May 12, 2018 19:48

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

sneakyfrog posted:

but sometimes you just want the cheap rear end orange poo poo

esp in Nov 2016

# ¿ May 25, 2018 19:49

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Lobok posted:

It's like reading this thread. Surely there must be something worthwhile once you get past all the pricks?

no. it's pricks all the way down.

# ¿ May 26, 2018 21:46

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

https://twitter.com/natepatrin/status/862909041089052672

# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 16:22

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Zipperelli. posted:

You've got a friend in me

# ¿ Sep 2, 2018 08:39

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

The guy in the bottom was never in the army, he's a stolen valor guy. The beard and the 2000 medals are the giveaway.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2018 00:55

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Wheat Loaf posted:

David Bowie died?!

# ¿ Nov 18, 2018 19:00

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Tree Bucket posted:

Help, what does "you can Endeavor to find other means of moving your dirty waka" mean? Is the capital E significant?

Waka is Maori for "canoe". Endeavor is the name of the British ship that discovered New Zealand. So this might be a not-so-subtle "primitive savages vs cultured empire" racist slur.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 19:11

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Steppenwolf

# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 07:00

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Especially since one of his famous quotes was "Read my lips. No new taxes." Which became something of a meme at the time:

# ¿ Dec 2, 2018 02:18

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

JoelJoel posted:

Snake? Is that you?

# ¿ Dec 22, 2018 01:46

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

How long do you think you'd have to bake your head in order to die?

*500 TCC goons kramer into the thread to point out that no-one's every died from a weed overdose*

# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 20:36

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Don't skip the last 20s

# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 22:39

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Bing up your rear end.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2019 03:51

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 13:30

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

I once did exactly that and the check-in attendant wearily looked at me and said "please remove your foot from the baggage". I was utterly ashamed, but it sounded like she dealt with that kind of poo poo all the time.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 18:23

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