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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

PittTheElder posted:

Fewer text walls, surely.

Just as many walls, less text let wall.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

It's a gloomy show

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

DrBouvenstein posted:

You really only need a toilet plunger, you can flip the flaps inward and it becomes a sink plunger.

This is gross and you know it.

Also, while toilet specific plungers work better in toilets, you can usually do just fine with a 99¢ "sink" plunger

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

TontoCorazon posted:

Patton is pretty great in it though.

It's pretty great whenever he shows up in agents of shield, too

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

RFC2324 posted:

I'm glad i don't have answers. We were talking about nerdy books and how the two of them went to cons all the time, and suddenly she asks if i am a furry and getting real close to me. I said no and ran away as quick as i could without insulting someone who could have me fired.

Did you meow the whole time you were making your escape?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Facebook Aunt posted:

I'm old, okay? Let me tell you about how much better their fries were back when they still deep fried in animal fat.

And the pies! Deep fried pie was a glorious crunchy treat. The limp 'baked' crap they sell now is terrible.

The 90s ruined everything!

I was in Hawaii recently and.... Fried pies! Deep fried nostalgia

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

So what's the theory behind woods porn?
multiple possibilities.

People don't always have privacy where they live, and living situations change.

Some 18 year old brave enough to buy it but not too bring it home.

I created woods porn when moving once, and I know others that did too. Paying it forward.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Super Dan posted:

I'm not sure woods porn means as much now that everyone has access to all the porn ever on the internet.

Print out the internet and leave it on the woods.

Alternately, a pile of padds like on Star trek each with a different porn movie.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Bad Sneakers posted:

I have one exactly like it that I found at a thrift store once. I wear it all the time.

I am a super thrifty person but thrift store underwear skeeves me out



Edit:
Shiver me skivvies

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Skippy McPants posted:

Cinnamon buns with a full layer of icing on top are nauseating. Nobody needs that much icing.

Same deal with those awful store-bought cupcakes that are half frosting.

Avatar/post combo of the year.



One dollop of whipped cream is enough for a whole pie you fuckers (still eating a loving pie)

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

UWBW posted:

You sound like a man who could get horny looking at a bag of prunes.

No kink-shaming in PYF

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

HPanda posted:

"Bastian made many other wishes, and had many other amazing adventures - before he finally returned to the ordinary world. But that's... another story."

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Bombadilillo posted:

Actually very right.

Right for the OSHA thread maybe

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp


I really need you to keep fighting The Corp

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp


is there something to "get" here or is this just some sort of absurdist art

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp


reading your post made my peepee hurt

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Nah man, that giant Italian with a cigar isn't a cartoon character

Fugheddaboudit

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Do not put that filth on me

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Akrabbim posted:

Just wanted you to know that I caught that reference. It's a shame more people haven't seen that movie. Criminally underrated.

For those who don't know, 13th Warrior.

Glad to hear it

It really is one of my all time favorites. Gets better on rewatches too. Lots of heavily accented under the breath lines that are hilarious. Plus it feels more like a good d&d campaign than any other movie I know of.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Mierenneuker posted:

From The 13th Warrior I mainly remember the scene near the campfire where Banderas suddenly starts understanding what the vikings are saying. It's a bit silly, but it's a pretty smooth way to transition to all of them speaking English.

And it's not like a movie with a Spaniard playing an Arab was going to be authentic anyway.

That's a fantastic scene and it shows the passage of time over a very long journey. He doesn't suddenly know anything

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

PCOS Bill posted:

Unions suck

Haha, pull it back. Don't want anyone to catch a glimpse behind the curtain.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Sluttiness works the same way.

Like letting the air out of a balloon!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

roundcat is round

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

It really is a cute joke

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

midichlorians are force parasites, so they are an accurate identifier of strong force users, but not the cause. The Jedi were wrong about a lot of things because they were a dogmatic cult forbidden from questioning the rules.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

syscall girl posted:

I don't really get this

Yoda as a religious figure, sure of course but the analogy to pope just doesn't do it for me

Even in the prequels he never seemed very important
true

Even if he was the most important Jedi, he was still just one member of a council.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

dpack_1 posted:

table breaking hasn't been a thing for a long time

This reads like a challenge

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Fire the booster rockets

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Facebook Aunt posted:

Surely you would poop before starting your shift on the watchtower?

When you gotta go, you gotta go.



Plus, pooping at work etc

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Jeez if only Taco Bell sold Coca Cola products

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Solice Kirsk posted:

I always walk back and forth between the bathroom and bedroom masturbating constantly and ultimately finishing up in my walk in closet lying on my back with my head on a pile of dirty socks. Think he has a spot on his chart for that?

Probably not, but I have a new fetish.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

PCOS Bill posted:

Why would you think a funny picture posted in PYF Funny Pictures would be trolling?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

And Tyler Too! posted:

Every 5 years the bandwagon settles on a Comedian They Don't Like. Carlos Mencia -> Dane Cook -> Amy Schumer -> ??

I feel like I hated Dane Cook before hearing of Mencia, but you forgot the rear end in a top hat with the racist puppets.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Paladinus posted:

They are both faaaaaaaaat.

Sure maybe but who loving cares

why do you keep posting about it

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

This is a use of "tresspass" I am unfamiliar with. Also lol poop

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

your friend a dog posted:

its short for 'ban him from trespassing' friend

I think everyone is banned from trespassing pretty much by definition.

Still seems an odd usage. Likely a regionalism.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

It was his civic duty

I hope I can understand his accent

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Malachi Constant posted:

No, you really don't need to do this just cause someone told you to. This is sub-Loss-edit funny.

Says you. You going for neutral evil on the next version?

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