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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot



This is why you keep your E-Blocker gel handy at all times.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Moon Slayer posted:

Someone goes to drink what they think is a delicious boring shake, they get a mouthful of delicious ketchup.

ftfy

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Tasteful Dickpic posted:

If only there was a Linux phone OS!

I'm holding out for the Amigaphone.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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He likes trucking and he likes to truck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9lmCpIzhFo

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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sirbeefalot posted:

Beyond the mayo, you also generally want to avoid putting paste between the chip and the socket.

PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Beyond the mayo

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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So that's where Lara croft got her early bras from!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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RFC2324 posted:

Wearing used underwear is as gross as using someone elses toothbrush.

Just spray them with Febreze, it'll be fine.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Touch pupper's tail, you'll get the flail.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Gorilla Salad posted:

So triggered right now :tumblr:


Actually had to 'dial' like that when I was a kid and it was so easy to gently caress up and have to start over.

lol at anyone who didn't know the best way to dial was to tap the receiver hook at the correct speed to generates the clicks for each digit.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Collateral Damage posted:

Weren't these from a challenge to make the worst UX ever or something like that?

I've worked for a few companies that could enter that competition.

( One insane UI that was being developed was a great mix of clever and terrible. You could, for example, pull up a directory listing of image filenames. Then draw a circle around some of the filenames, and end the line you were drawing in a particular way (which you had to get just right or nothing would happen). This would trigger it to open a text box that you could type a command into, like "slideshow" or "print" or "email" and it would perform that action on those files. Of course, you had to know exactly what commands were suitable for the files you'd circled and spell it correctly, no context-sensitive hints or anything were provided. The boss was sure this would change the world and refused to let the developers deviate from his grand design and read "technically impossible" as "you just need to try harder". )

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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TrustmeImLegit posted:

As you get more seniority you have to do fewer and fewer handjobs, regardless of your skill. Its pretty unfair.

The Penis Principle.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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TrustmeImLegit posted:

Soda products can't actually dissolve things like mice.

If they did, how would you know (apart from your coke tasting a little more rodenty than usual)?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Prof. Moriarty posted:

Found this record at the thrift store yesterday.


And people wonder why God doesn't show up any more.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

"I hate Mondays".

I want to shoot
The whole day down

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Guy Goodbody posted:

Greg Land often has trouble matching expressions to what's supposed to be going on in the comic, mainly because he has a limited number of images to trace



This explains a lot. I read a Greg Land X-Men comic a few years ago and noticed the characters had a weird set of facial expressions, like everybody in one frame would all have the same hollywood smile happy face, and in the next they'd all have the same "angry" face. As you say, the expressions didn't quite seem to make sense for the dialog/action going on.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Vietnamwees posted:

Is that an actual wooden pencil on that plate?

Wood is a vegetable.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Computer hacker spotted.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Powaqoatse posted:

but whiskey & coke instead

Dairy Products Gone Bad!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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swordfish duelist posted:

I'd rather drink myself to death than to deal with choking on my own feces.

Better than someone else's, I guess.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Guy Goodbody posted:

and was executed for his crimes at age 33

Yeah, but he got better.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Canned Panda posted:

Nothing says America like a tank made out of Budweiser.





Is that what Trump is selling to the Saudis?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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marshmallow creep posted:

He is like some kind of Irish super hero.

Thank God you're here, Very Close To Shore Man!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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So what happened to his super secret super plan to wipe out ISIS within 30 days?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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DiggityDoink posted:

im gonna get searched at the airport for trying to google what that means arent i?

Ash nazg durbatulūk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulūk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Nordick posted:

Sir Patrick Stewart is voicing the poop emoji in that movie and I'm not sure whether to despair or to commend him for not giving a poo poo.

EDIT: Uh, or actually giving a poo poo, so to speak.

I saw a trailer for it recently.

It was a bad trailer.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Don't be silly, people in olden days didn't have sex.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Found this over in Automotive Insanity.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

How are these guys not nazis again?

Well, the nazis were snappy dressers, for one thing.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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As You Like I.T.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Elizabethan Error posted:

this is what comes of trying to load that scottish play

Macbeth?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Chrpno posted:

And some people say she's just a big pair of tits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YNzNyNpAsM

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Sir Nose posted:

Peter Gabriel originally wanted Dolly Parton to duet "Don't Give Up". She declined for some reason so he went with Kate Bush.

Well, that's not necessarily a bad thing, as Kate Bush is incredible. 😍

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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How will North and South Korea ever reconcile their differences on this important issue?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Hammerstein from 2000AD in the 80's?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Gorilla Salad posted:

Doesn't the US currently have no way to get people into space?

Up?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Bogan King posted:

The way of the blade maybe?



Stab beetle.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Hyperlynx posted:

"How do you gently caress up programming a tap, anyway?"

The stream was connected to the wrong pipe.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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JacquelineDempsey posted:

That's awesome.

Does anyone else remember some goon posting about being on a incredibly boring submarine tour, like their whole mission was just to aimlessly cruise around? He eventually saw the plot, and it turns out the captain or navigator or whoever had been guiding the sub's course into the shape of a cock and balls, because why the hell not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhh9SySRXEY

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