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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Randaconda posted:

wtf is danger mouse

He's terrific
He's magnific
He's the greatest secret agent in the world

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Gorilla Salad posted:

I want to see that in a few years when all the trunk has started to push its way out of the metal like woody nipples.

Mods, name change please.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

I remember a scarily-tall, rusty rocket-ship climbing frame as well. It was okay if you fell off, as there was asphalt strewn with gravel and broken bottles to break your fall.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Pick posted:

Haha programmers are frail

We have great wrist muscles though.



hmm.. perhaps I should rephrase that

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

He puts power tools in his rear end sometimes too, there are pictures of that as well.

:cop: Safest place to store them overnight.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Android Apocalypse posted:


[INAUDIBLE] is definitely my favorite type of cheese.

To be fair, most cheese is inaudible. Apart from Halloumi which is a bit squeaky.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Karate Bastard posted:

I'm the pube of free speech

Mods, name change please.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Book Club

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Guy Goodbody posted:

Melinda's surname, de Cameron, is written as dekameron in Katakana which translates to "Megamelons" and is actually the name used in the European release of the game

Wait, so ex-Prime Minister David Cameron is really David Megamelons?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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sneakyfrog posted:

border collies with flamethrowers :getin:

Hot dogs?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Picnic Princess posted:

I got bit by a monkey once.

A møøse once bit my sister.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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TopHatGenius posted:

Also I can't tell if that is it's own meat or the meat of a victim.

Well, they are vicious ambush-predators.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Is this DC or Marvel?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Looking forward to a follow-up after someone sneakily lowers the barrier a few inches.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Picnic Princess posted:

I've got a brand new combine harvester!

Will you give me the key?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Poop world.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Yelling at websites is not very satisfying.

What? It's how I spend my entire weekends.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Caufman posted:

I'd wait an hour for a free burger.

I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a burger today.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

No but you don't understand YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's an entire loving industry based on a dumb joke they stole from The Simpsons:


So they drew a whole bunch of pictures of Jesus dancing and then made up steps for them:


Then they went to all the trouble of creating a a 4 cell lenticular cover for the loving book:

Who the gently caress even makes lenticular images these days? How did they find a company that would do this for them?

But it didn't end there, next they released jiggling dashboard Jesus merchandise:


And then they started printed sequels and the whole thing started all over again:


WHERE WILL IT END

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Trig Discipline posted:

humping his stuffed squid on top of a plate of catnip.

Time to update the ol' bucket list, I guess.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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chitoryu12 posted:

I know a guy with that. He's in his 80s so he's had a toe thumb since like the 1950s?

What did he replace his toe with?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Rough Lobster posted:

Thor is 100% going to get a hammer again.

A circular saw would be a lot more practical.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Solice Kirsk posted:

It's stags, or does.

No, it doesn't.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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The Bloop posted:

All photographers die :ohdear:

Leica Morghulis!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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We Know Catheters posted:

Would rather suck someone's dick than touch their disgusting hands

Sanitise the dick by rinsing it in vodka first. #Lifehack

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Ziv Zulander posted:

guys did you hear that tesla put a car into space ??

It's up there now, polluting the pristine environment with filthy diesel fumes! :cry:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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There just aren't enough weaving duels any more. :(

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Tiddlywinks of cum

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Quaid, start the *cluck* reactor!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Zil posted:

But how long has he been there?

That's nobody's business but the Tu... oh no, wait

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Sounds like an adventure!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Does it take souvenir photos on the way down?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Who What Now posted:

Is this English?

No, Ladas are from Russia.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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He got better, though.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Captain Splendid posted:

Pretty sure bats are bugs, though, if that helps.

BATS AREN'T BUGS!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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A friend of mine once had a crazy girlfriend who would only have brown sugar in her coffee. She wouldn't use white sugar because she was vegan and was convinced that white sugar is only white because it's coated in whale fat.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Garrand posted:

Who needs eggs when you have St. Joseph buried in your back yard



Seriously. If you're having trouble selling your house what you're supposed to do is buy that thing and say a prayer as you bury it in your back yard.



We sell them at my store. People actually buy them. They're 12 bucks a pop.

God dammit, here I am doing a stupid proper job when I could be selling rip-off junk to idiots. :suicide:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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"Well, the computer can't recognise the bank robber because she has rows of metal spikes sticking out of her face."
"Oh it was her? Yeah, we know where stupid-spike-face-girl lives."

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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