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Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

This skills the crab.

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Nov 6, 2004

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Uncanine valley

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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Stdh.jpg

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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(failed phone post)

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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The Bananana posted:

For the record, I liked Fleetwood Mac before it was cool again to do so, but not before it was originally cool to do so, as I was still yet to be conceived.

For the record, they've just fired Buckingham, so it is no longer cool to do so, again.

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

i thought it was a cherry 2000 reference but then i remembered that no one has seen that lovely movie

movie owns.

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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That horse has lymphoma

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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LifeSunDeath posted:

Brother, I've eaten all of the loops

"ringlets"

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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Six-Of-Hearts posted:

The lady terminator in Rise of the Machines is officially called a Terminatrix and i genuinely don't think its possible to top that. I unironically love it.

e:


Someone sync up the beginning of Thin Lizzy's Jail Break with this please

And that sweet old lady in the front office who is authorized to sign binding documents is a godddam EXECUTRIX.

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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Ak Gara posted:

Okay weird question, what the gently caress is Chrome doing to my blacks? (firefox on top, chrome under)



it's always loss.

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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Build a Jacuzzi, and we will come, okay.

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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i'm TATE HAMPS

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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The Bloop posted:

What about pee hole

I don't like the way this is sounding.

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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ewiley posted:

What am I looking at here?


hulk hogan treat shoes

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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TUBBY CUSTARD TIME

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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Tashilicious posted:

I mean, someone driving up onto laws to smash snowmen and mailboxes is being more than engaging in a bit of mischief. That is downright reckless behaviour that could easily end in injury or death for someone outside of the car. So if they run into a hydrant snowman while they are driving on the lawn/sidewalk, gently caress them.

how many slaps to melt a smowmans

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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Pookah posted:

Who'd have thought the custom of giving gimmicky books as Christmas presents was an actual 250 year-old tradition?



(fake edit: A compleat edition of thif moft diverting manufcript if available here)


i'm foft

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

Ooh I caught this one in the wild a billion years ago.

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Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Astronaut couples? That's ridiculous. What we should do is get a team of people who are really good at loving and getting pregnant, then train them to be astronauts in like a couple days, then send them up. Aerosmith can provide the soundtrack.

Cathlonauts

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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I had a couple TIAs about 20 years ago of which one of the lasting effects is that I can no longer cross my eyes or control my right one voluntarily in any way, it does all the involuntary stuff just fine (tracking, focus, etc) but I can't actually *make* it do something. So I can no longer see the schooners.

That's my story about my brain and my eye and magic pictures and schooners.

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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Trabant posted:

We lost nearly two millennia of potential tuna melt technology development because of religion :argh:

Ah yes, the coveted spiny tunastacean
it's a pastry

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Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

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Ellie Trashcakes posted:

KEYS ON VAN NUYS

gently caress. You.


:cry:

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