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null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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IUG posted:

What is that that's picked up? As someone who worked at an amusement park that regularly had people die at it, I got worried that guy was going to get a fatal uppercut.

He tossed in a bolt from the side and then picked it up, probably saying something like "Oh, man, stop the ride! The important bolt fell off!"

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null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Post more funny pictures, you loving lunatics.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Jesus Christ, stop talking about how you whacked it to woods porn and post some funny pictures, you loving lunatics.



EDIT: Yes, I know it's a GIF I don't care, I'll do anything to drag this thread back from the abyss we just started a new one o god

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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EDIT: The Paul Blartt character is chasing the motorcycle dude, through a mall.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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The theme is now cats.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Okay, we're gonna have to put some more effort into this, guys.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Note how the man has his leg crossed towards the cat and chose his left arm to hold his wine to leave an "open" posture for the cat. The cat, however, has chosen to hold it's wine in it's left paw "blocking" the man out from it's personal space. This situation is going to be awkward very soon.

You have lots of experience in being denied a little pussy, I see.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Data Graham posted:

Seen on the walk to work




The original caption was "The alarm system is your screams"

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Man, furries creep me out, but that is one awesome dog. Maybe he can get them to feel good enough to stop being furries?

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Jesus Christ how is someone doing loving remedial-level trolling still managing to hijack the thread for multiple pages. Just loving ignore him.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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:holymoley:

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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PCOS Bill posted:

You are bad

That's two true statements in as many minutes. gently caress me, I must be dreaming.

EDIT: Content

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null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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If you want a vision of the future of Something Awful, imagine Bill making GBS threads up every thread- forever

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

If you want a vision of the future of Something Awful, picture a giant sweaty panniculus slapping on a human face forever.

That's what I said, yes

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

I was speedposting to move the thread from the Clarissa downer stuff

I fully approve. That poo poo was both horribly morbid and ultra spergy.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Post more funny pics you goth spergs

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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BrigadierSensible posted:

I love the cat "spinning it's wheels" cartoon style before running away.

I imagine it making a Looney Toons style "veep veep veep veep veep" noise while doing so.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Dave Syndrome posted:

In my head it's definitely the second one in this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56gicTwqV_Q

All of you are wrong, it is clearly this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xz1Lw_RYW4

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Double Punctuation posted:

But enough about PCOS Bill's sex life.

:thurman:

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Whoa. Check that out. Apparently we still have one Neanderthal still around.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Karate Bastard posted:

Wasn't the point to have the yeast kill off all the other nasty microbes that'd be waiting in there to make you sick, ...

Well, to make beer, you end up boiling the whole thing for at least an hour, and then sealing it off an keeping it sanitary until it's done fermenting. So, effectively, they were boiling away microbes without realizing what they were doing.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Jesus Christ, you loving goons ruin everything

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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I swear to God I will drag this thread back from the precipice if it kills every single one of you

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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The Bloop posted:

God i love racquetball

I am desperate to find out what happened, just prior to that picture being taken.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Guy Goodbody posted:

Nobody ever gets to say that the pictures I post are weird or not funny ever again

We really needed to know how far down "creepy" and "not funny" could go. We're so sorry.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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I don't know what's worse -- the fact that Bill is constantly making GBS threads unfunny off-content stuff throughout the whole forum to try and make up for his fragile ego, or the fact that we respond to it.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Uhhh, lessee ... (flips through book of Stock Responses) ... I'm gonna go with "No ring".

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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hawowanlawow posted:

wow, how has nobody thought of this before???

We're not terribly bright, and easily goaded :smith:

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Bushman's reality TV show isn't exactly accurate

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Post funny pics, you assholes.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Phlegmish posted:

I'm not surprised this is a Niven article at all

Jesus, has sci-fi always been a haven for Dawkins-esque pedophiles? I remember reading a book, "Emergence" by David Palmer, where the protagonist was an eleven year old girl and basically everyone in the book was trying to get in her pants. I mean, it was post World War III, but the author was just so relentlessly persistent about it, even High School era me was all :stare:

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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rodbeard posted:

It's called bro country because toxic masculinity is too many syllables for the typical country fan.

:drat:

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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gently caress. As if I needed another reason to stop eating red meat :smith:

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Bored posted:

Does anyone have the goon edit of the cornsnake eating itself, saying "Don't tred omph mmph"? I did not save it and can't find it anywhere.

I got you, fam.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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For Guy Goodbody, I guess. But the bar is really loving low

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Actually, and I say this in a non-sarcastic manner, I think adding a very serious caption of why you find each picture funny would be amazing.

Seconded. At this point, 99% of this thread finds you an unfunny gimmick, so if you could make an effort to post only the VERY BEST of what you find funny, along with a well-written explanation of why you find it funny, we could determine if you were retarded, a troll, or just had a very odd sense of humor.

EDIT: not to say that this was LITERALLY A BIRD's intent for you posting an explanation.

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null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

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Yup. Sorry about continuing the derail; prednisone gets me really punchy.


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