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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

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Feb 6, 2005

DrBouvenstein posted:

You really only need a toilet plunger, you can flip the flaps inward and it becomes a sink plunger.

Sink plungers work pretty well in toilets, too.

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Feb 6, 2005

Why you don't do interviews with the BBC from home:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh4f9AYRCZY

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Feb 6, 2005

Gorilla Salad posted:

Mmmm, classy bloke.

Comedy is not pretty.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

So GPS art is a thing now.

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Feb 6, 2005

Cark Klent, the alter-ego of MuperSan.

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Feb 6, 2005

whiteyfats posted:

I'm shocked somebody isn't working on that right now.

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Feb 6, 2005



As God as my witness,

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Feb 6, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwidmacaRA

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Not exactly a funny picture, but Google Maps is letting you play Ms. Pacman on random city streets for April Fool's day.

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Feb 6, 2005


The man knows his stuff, at least.

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Feb 6, 2005

ultrabindu posted:

They used a whippet?

I say whippet.
Whippet good.

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Feb 6, 2005



https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3421310/patient-bottle-bum-x-ray/

quote:

Locals said the man claimed he had been “under the influence of alcohol” and it must have “happened accidentally”.

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Feb 6, 2005

RFC2324 posted:

I'm curious, is it pronounced Sa-fe-co or Safe-co?

Safe-co. It's an insurance company.

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Feb 6, 2005



"Hey, let's all get drunk and throw a bunch of axes around!"

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Feb 6, 2005

Aleph Null posted:

I think that Everclear eats through styrofoam cups [confirm/deny]?

It shouldn't. Polystyrene doesn't dissolve in ethanol.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Rolo posted:

What tags do you add to Imgur links to make them not break tables? I don't know where else to ask so I'll edit in a funny picture later today when I get an answer.

add "s" at the end of the file name (before the .) for a small picture, "m" (medium), "l" (large) or "h" huge.

I believe small is 480 pixels, medium is 600, large is 720, and huge is 800.

edit: beaten several times over by a new page. smh.

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Feb 6, 2005

PCOS Bill posted:

Do they not?

Taco Bell is part of PepsiCo.

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Feb 6, 2005

Bogan King posted:

It's actually real, you're fine.

Wheels have a habit of turning for some strange reason and as the bike went over this wheel rotated backwards which is why you see it the way it does.

The stick also magically moved about 6 spokes over, too. In the second picture he sticks it in about 90° from the valve stem. It's almost 180° away in the last shot.

Original images in hi-res: http://imgur.com/r/pics/dRsK2

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Feb 6, 2005

gbut posted:

I'm not sure how many people get that this is a Serbian 8th grade biology textbook.
"Family", I suppose.

Apparently it's a guide to raising kidnapped babies as your own. In Arizona.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Choco1980 posted:

I still am desperately curious to know what the intended purpose of this adapter is. Ruining your electronics?

It's for a water-cooled monitor.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005




‘Establishment’ wigs an aid to young men in the 1970s

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Feb 6, 2005

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Feb 6, 2005

beato posted:

Dear America,
Why would you need a literal bucket of ice cream?

Sincerely,
Europe.



Remind me never to go to a birthday party in Europe.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Boeing got creative for a long-duration test flight of a 787-8 (flight was about 18 hours nonstop):

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Feb 6, 2005



https://twitter.com/CityofWichita/status/893493722872262656/

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Feb 6, 2005

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Feb 6, 2005

Buff Skeleton posted:

WTF, who has trouble making guacamole?

White supremacists, apparently.

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Feb 6, 2005

marshmallow creep posted:

Guac...with peas? You can't be serious.

All we are saying
Is give peas a chance

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Your robot overlords at work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzlsvFN_5HI

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Feb 6, 2005

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Feb 6, 2005

Flyball posted:

Ah, I missed that requirement.

Just duct tape them all together.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

oldpainless posted:

WHy is it that society has to change for fat people and not fat people that have to change for society?

It's a whole lot easier to change society.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

`Nemesis posted:

Can someone explain this to me

Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up over the hill
With Lindsey, Joseph, and John

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Feb 6, 2005

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Feb 6, 2005

im pooping! posted:

this confuses the poo poo out of me. i work in shipping and theres a large population of ethiopian immigrants who send documents back to family in their country and don't provide an address, they just say to call the recipient and they will pick it up. when i ask for the address the customers say 'they don't have addresses'.

that can't be the case, i cant comprehend it. modern society would cease to function if there were no addresses. what happens when there's an emergency and they call 911 or whatever? where do they tell them to send the ambulance? do they have the ambulance call them?

Numerical addresses are a comparatively modern thing. Mail delivery has traditionally depended on carriers who knew their routes and knew who lived where. If you addressed a letter to "Mrs. Smith in the house across the street from the crooked Oak tree" it would get delivered.

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Feb 6, 2005

Data Graham posted:

I will never understand why the "doubled consonants/vowels" rules escape so many native speakers of English

LOTTERS WILL BE SHOOT ON SIGHT

What a bunch of loosers

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Why would that cat look away from the much larger creature it picked a fight with? What a dingus.

That's standard cat behavoir. "You've been told, so now I'm going to give you a chance to slink away while my back is turned." Unfortunately, goats don't speak cat.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

theflyingorc posted:

thats a sheep im so mad at you

Well, now I feel absolutely ovine.

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Feb 6, 2005

PCOS Bill posted:

Roo is a baby. Don't think of babies while you jerk it.

I'm assuming it's an appropriate reference for RIT students. It's a fairly selective school.

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