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veedubfreak posted:That's a joke right? I worked at a Fry's a long time ago and whats really scary is we were told to clean the processors returned like that and put it back on the shelf.
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Boinks posted:Where did you get your first porn and have you ever found any in the woods? Assuming you've ever been in the woods in the first place I guess. what up first porn in the woods 
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Flaggy posted:What. the. gently caress. I have a bottle of Dr pepper BBQ sauce and it is disgusting.
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Railing Kill posted:See, this is why I gently caress up everyone's names evenly at the start of a semester. I even tell the students before the first roll call, "I am going to butcher some names here, so I apologize in advance for what is about to happen." I had a teacher who hosed up the name Kelley, he said "Keel-Lee". It all makes sense now.
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Solice Kirsk posted:...I still don't get it. Batman and Superman bonded over both having mother's named Martha, this stopped Batman from killing Superman. Godzilla fought a monster named mothra...see the comparison? If I just got fooled jokes on me.
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That is his son and they staged it.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Don't listen to that guy, he's just the butler I am a gentleman's gentleman and I only speak the truth. 
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Knormal posted:My grandma had a temporary colostomy bag at one point in between intestional surgeries and the little tri-fold pamphlet they gave her about it said in as polite and professional language as possible not to gently caress the hole. Apparently it's common enough to make the pamphlet. Talking to ER staff you hear all the horrors of humanity. I learned about a homeless guy named Side Pocket who would whore out his colostomy hole.
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A during the day hung over. C at night while drinking
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Ignoranus posted:Why bother, when it's on Youtube in its entirety? Holy gently caress, thank you. I have mentioned it to multiple people and even brought it up on these forums and everyone was telling me I must have dreamed this movie.
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IamnotJoe posted:You are a standup guy. This is such a weird movie and the name is weird. Hell I was tempted to put in "boy uses peanut butter to grow pubes" in Google but I don't want to end up on a list. I had thought that it was called something else like "the Frightening" or something like that. Try giving others a synopsis of the movie and its no wonder they all looked at me like it was a drug fueled dream. I don't think I ever knew the name of the movie as I watched it on TV in the late 80s.
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SpacePig posted:Elf on Shelf is primarily for parents who don't feel like actually disciplining their kids, and need a physical totem of Santa's omnipresence to threaten their kids into good behavior. My parents would just have a bunch of wrapped empty boxes under the tree and when one of us would misbehave they would throw the present in the fireplace.
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Trig Discipline posted:Wait, is "in person" the right phrase there? I was there, as were some neuticles. Only I was a person, though. you saw them in person not on person so I think it works...unless you saw them being put in person...im confused now, Trig has neuticles?
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I learned of Stephen Hawkins death...from god...in a tweet 
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Rumda posted:people should have the decency to filter their garbage And here is why I enjoy PYF, go forth brave goons and bring back the jewels among the filth.
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"Wisconsin Heat" so what 80f degrees?
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:No, you're thinking of Argentina and Brazil. Those are the used up ones. You want the fresh ones to replenish the stock.
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Bombadilillo posted:Millennials need to share things while explaining the joke still intact. Studies do show that people's IQ have been declining by an average of seven points per generation since the 70's.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Except for the ones that show IQ has been increasing an average of 3 points per decade. According to recent studies The Flynn effect has slowed down or even stopped.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:I think you'll find things have... changed... since the last time you flew. I didn't fly between 2000 and 2015 and was really looking forward to all the technological advancements on planes. It was a huge letdown when I boarded and found the only thing that changed was no more ashtray full of used gum 
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