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Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Am I the only one who sees a guy rubbing chocolate on his face instead of a bird :confused:

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Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005


I'm sad this isn't a real thing I can buy

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

RFC2324 posted:

I'm amazed how many goons are willing to tell us exactly where they are in the real world.

My posts are coming from https://map.what3words.com/onside.yours.house

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005


Canada actually
https://map.what3words.com/funny.pictures.derail

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005


Has science gone too far?

yes

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005


Calvary is a place in the Bible

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

The whispering thing is creepy and weird but he probably hasn't jerked off in front of a bunch of people so he's top notch at this point

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

My shark isn't smooth, should I take him to the vet or just sand him down myself?

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

If sharks are so smooth why are they always getting sucked up into tornados? They should just slip right out.

Checkmate aroughiests

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

minato posted:




Possibly drawn by the same person who designed this guy


Didn't know there was a Slenderman origin movie coming out. Looking good

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

The fable is saying that turtles are literally faster than hares stop reading so much into it

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself is a pretty good quote

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

It's a person renting out a place

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Or you could sell them for a profit and give the profit to a good cause.

Daddy Zamboni's Bourbon Fund

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyrfbQ6Tkdw

https://twitter.com/FattMernandez/status/950543426432352256

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Dienes posted:

Its all about the amount of poop and the odds of it getting into an orifice/mucus membrane. Poop bacteria on a purse isn't a big deal wince you don't typically lick your purse or put it on a cutting board. On a phone grosses me out more since you are putting it on your face and will often touch it fright before touching your face.

Where am I supposed to chop my purses then?

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

The Bloop posted:

Doesn't make it inaccurate.

Tom?

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Chitin posted:

It's cool to like things, but "fans" are the loving worst.

Anti-fans are worse. RP1 was obnoxious at best but who the gently caress cares what other people like. If someone wants to listen to Nickelback while watching Jersey Shore when they are taking a break from reading Twilight who cares

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005


The last several pages of everyone circle jerking about who hates RP1 the most proves my point.


Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

I can post bad writing too :shrug:

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

dialhforhero posted:

Also: having a grandparent that uses a different name for Brazil nuts is the standard white American experience sadly.

One of my aunts tells a story about having to walk out of a shop that sells nuts because she didn't know the proper name for a Brazil nut and there was a black person behind her in line. :negative:

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Also there needs to be a guarantor of worth behind a currency. Bitcoin is absolutely worthless since it can be infinitely speculated up and down.

But this is good for bitcoin because...

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005


You were doing so much better :negative:

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

null_pointer posted:

I ... don't get it?

gently caress the polce

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005


Noooo that poor dog :smith:

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

mind the walrus posted:

I don't know why, but I instinctively felt like that must belong to Shaq.

I imagined this is the hoop from when Charlie Murphy played basketball with Prince

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Guy Goodbody posted:



It's funny because that's not enough jam

Finger big

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005



I'm Tedison

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

This seems relevant to this thread
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=party.eigenloss.android.isthisloss

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005


Pretend I spent the time to paste that one guy into this because that would be a good joke

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Bertrand Hustle posted:

How is "not knowing what coffee milk is" still a thing with internet-savvy adults in TYOOL 2018? It has a Wikipedia article, for fucks sake.

I haven't gotten that far in my Wikipedia read through. Reported for spoilers

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

When I was in Greece the climate control didn't have decimal points and it was always either too hot or too cold, therefore I agree with Guy Goodbody that Fahrenheit is the superior system of measurement for everyday use. Thanks for reading.

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Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005


This was a good post and makes all the other GG posts worth it.

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