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Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.




Loss edits get weirder and weirder

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Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Dolly Patrons Imagination Library is a wonderful cause and creates a love of books and reading at a young age. Dolly rules!

She's been cosplayin' as hooker long before it was cool.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



They just got a Swedish foreign exchange student, Allen.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

"So, what are you doing for New Year's Eve?"
"Oh, you know, just chilling out naked in a dryer and playing my accordion."



That is a concertina.
:colbert:

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Solice Kirsk posted:

True, but if it's just one of those situations where the wing falls off the plane then you're gonna get spun around like a Gravitron before you're bisected by a tree limb or your lungs fill up with burning jet fuel.

Not if you take off your seat belt :colbert:

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



captainOrbital posted:

Now that I'm English, I can tell you: I fink it were Peter Serafinowicz (?), ve bloke what steals wossisname's bird in Spaced and ve tosser flatmate in Shaun.

Voice of Darth Maul, Duane Benzie?

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Screaming Idiot posted:

how many loving spider-hyphen-mans do they loving need

MAKE SOME NEW STORIES FOR YOUR COMICS YOU UNCREATIVE MOTHERFUCKING ASSHATS

But what if Donald duck was Venom.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Pookah posted:



I googled it and apparently this is a normal and accepted thing. How and when did this happen??? I sniggered like a goddamn idiot at this thing for about 5 minutes in the supermarket.

They make pink scrub Mommy too!

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.





It's getting hotter every day. Take some time from your busy day and have a cool savory snack.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



loving Indian Caves.

I went there the first time last summer. I was following my kiddo in and just BLASTED my head on some low clearance bullshit.

The haunted house was not scary, just loud. I wish there was an Abe Lincoln Teen when I went.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.




Japanese Deathmatch Wrasslin is really extreme now.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Paladinus posted:

I was growing up extremely skinny and moderately Jewish, so I used to hear that exact 'patter' quite a lot. It depends on the situation, of course, but generally it's not that great when you're on the receiving end.

I'm just really skinny and when I was in county jail my nickname was Holocaust. My bunkie was a barely 18 year old with a big American Hisory X swastika on his tiddy.

It's not the nicest nickname but it beats being called "Loose rear end" , that's what they called the farty guy.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Fister Roboto posted:

What do you do with a godzilla with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to Mothra!

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Facebook Aunt posted:

Aaaaaa! I hate it when I get Manela'd in the middle of a thread.

Uhh this is a MacDonalds drive thru?

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.




BEEP BEEP Rectum!

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



You wanna take spam to the next level go get some TaylorHam/PorkRoll. Its wonderful, we call it super bacon in my house.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



FreudianSlippers posted:

Everyone knows that the only correct version of the bible is the King James Version. All previous and subsequent versions are heretical as the King James Bible was specifically divinely inspired and fixed the errors of the original writers to make the work fully in line with the true word of the LORD free from Papist revision and Greek error.

These people have a website and its WILD

https://av1611.org/


THE SATANIC ROOTS OF ROCK
https://www.av1611.org/othpubls/roots.html

Proof Of Hell
https://www.av1611.org/hell_proof.html

oh and a new one
Is the Covid Vaccine the Mark of the Beast?
https://www.av1611.org/666/covid_vaccine_666.html

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



There are other weird sex book publishers out there.

A friend of mine writes these lovely titles

Abrahannibal Lectern
My A-Hole Fell in a K-Hole,
Peenocchio and the Wooden Circus Plot (A Pardy Boys Gay Adventure Series Title),
The Hidden Valley Ranch of Studs Mystery (Nancy Screw Mystery Series Title),
CAWK,
Assquatch (Chillpimples series)
The Sword and the Stoma
The Pole Express
and
Are You There God? I Thought I Heard Cody Masturbating, But It Was Just His Grandma Stirring a Pot of Shells and Cheese.

They also paint all their own cover artwork






https://www.amazon.com/Whit-Slorp/e/B08NHZDXV9%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share

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Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Nenonen posted:

Please don't use the c-word, it's what Australian racists use for Aboriginals.

Dont get me started on Ayers Guac

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