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Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

null_pointer posted:

He tossed in a bolt from the side and then picked it up, probably saying something like "Oh, man, stop the ride! The important bolt fell off!"

I think he was just checking for anomalies. I mean, there's a springboard right there.

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Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

UNSENCORED MEDIA FOOTAGES

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

dumb. posted:

When you let neural networks come up with recipes:



Source


Data Graham posted:

Because this has given me so many belly laughs, our own Aramek on a cold read:



I'm loving dying, oh my god. I hope AIs never become smarter than this because their antics will never fail to be absolutely hilarious.

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

Elizabethan Error posted:

do you have to add lemon juice to overcome the lead flavor?

A few slices of lemon juice should do it, or an uncolored lemon or orange, or canned lobster, or canned fish, or three eggs. Alternatively, 1/4 pound of bones or 2 sprigs of fresh bread will enhance the flavor.

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

Beachcomber posted:



This is old, but it always tickles me.

This will never fail to make me laugh, but that's partly also because it's this kitty all grown up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl5mOAXNl4

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

theflyingorc posted:

this joke is probably the #1 reason to not own a whippet

That or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV6yzkPkF4Q

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

Collateral Damage posted:

Aren't whippets incredibly high-energy dogs and them tearing up the place like that is a sign you're not giving them enough physical exercise?

Pretty much. Those pups probably just need to go to daycare regularly and then they'd be fine.

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

These are absolutely killing me:

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/141313469232/cooking-with-cthulhu

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/158952162057/cthulhu-in-the-kitchen

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

GOP Teens is a satirical account, right?

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

dumb. posted:

It is. And it's delightful how many people don't realize that.

Haha, for real. Fact is rapidly becoming more absurd than fiction these days, so it's harder to distinguish them!

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005


As a bonus, you can easily shrad onion pallets, for birdening!

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

HPanda posted:

And nothing of value was lossed.

Just wanted you to know this did not go unappreciated :golfclap:

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

ToxicFrog posted:

Holy gently caress for some reason I can't stop laughing at this one

What was meant to happen there?

He looks like some kind of anguished milk golem in the last frame, it's amazing.

This one had me in tears as well. It's somehow even funnier in still frames than the original, I think:

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005


This kid rules

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

I love the "old man doubled over in pain" cell phone cover. Definitely tempted to order one, hahahaha

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

It's like a spite house meets the Lines of Nazca :allears:

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005


I had to google to see whether or not this was actually a real thing already, hahaha holy gently caress great work.

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

Your Computer posted:

but does it know what's good?

Gahaha thank you for this

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

WTF, who has trouble making guacamole?

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005


So many businesspeople carrying swords these days

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005


All I can see is the excited face of the car's gearshift and AC dials.

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

Cats are nothing if not arrogant.

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

MizPiz posted:

I'm starting to think that Miracles song isn't bullshit...

https://twitter.com/Shitty_Future/status/904062347261698053

lmaooooooooo

This + Internet of poo poo are my favorite things when it comes to highlighting how stupid this era is.

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005


I appreciate this :golfclap:

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

The MSJ posted:

Movie rules. Also that dance goes with everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpnWwqwwkTU

There are 15 videos of this last I checked.

Ahahahahaha oh my god

The very first song comes from this absolutely amazing gem, which is also worth a watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

RatHat posted:

You must have very docile geese there. Normally geese absolutely will attack you even if you're doing nothing. It's usually because you're near their nest but the fuckers love to make them in the most inconvenient spots.



This is one of those situations where the property owner should hire one of those companies that sends in border collies to chase away the geese. I want to work for one of those companies one day.

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005


I'm glad to see at least one fracture made it out of the zone and did something with its life :unsmith:

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Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005


Woah

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