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The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


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The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Facebook Aunt posted:

Feeling poor due to the decrease in real wages since the 70s? Buck up, chum, bread and circuses have never been a better deal.














My phone does all those things, and cost $100.

You can use your phone as a bumper pool table?

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


Wouldn't have pegged Swede as the gooniest nationality.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

BrigadierSensible posted:

No you don't understand. A musician died, so therefore we must all fall over ourselves saying how much we loved them and how much their music meant to us and that we are sadder than the next guy, and loved them more than everyone else.

I know right, the fact that a man just died tragically is distracting people from what is really important. Namely, that various posters on twitter, youtube, SA and etc are way too cool to have ever liked his dated band.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


What kind of test was this a question on :confused:

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


This doesn't really work. The Chad comics are funny because of how ridiculous Chad's attributes are. This one is just "Chad is Jesus. Praise Him. :)"

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

My address phrase is a complaint about "healers" so it would have been good if I still played MMOs.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

plain blue jacket posted:

Someone explain this obsession with cuckoldry please

Alt right is full of MRAs/Incels/MGTOWs and etc who tend to think that being in a relationship with a woman that isn't a virginal domestic type is tantamount to being cuckolded.

It also sounds funny.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Zipperelli. posted:

Why???

You can literally get that same flavored corn syrup at any grocery store for <$5.

I was about to ask if people are really this goddamn stupid, but I already know the answer. N. Korea needs to hurry up and nuke us. We deserve it.

Not that the Rick and Morty fandom isn't next level terrible but I'm guessing it got that high through troll bids.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Caufman posted:

My hypothesis on the subject: the instinct is to try to brush as many off as possible, but I think that's going to be fruitless. Instead, focus one at a time on killing the easiest target first in the most brutal way possible. The idea is that the more gruesome the death, the more hesitation and fear you can instill in the other monkeys. A fight in Shadows of Mordor works the same way.

Obviously, don't feed the monkeys so you don't have to do this. In fact, if you fed the monkeys, simply let the monkeys devour you, because there's a high chance they will be able to use your flesh and energy better than you.

Does the same strategy apply to geese and/or toddlers though?

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

It was something more like Jacqueline Mackey Paisley Passey.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

nerdz posted:

this is the ultimate throat singing video tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKKbxZvj0lQ

The problem with throat singing videos is that youtube autoplay chains from them inevitably lead to extra-insufferable TED talks.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Hjalmar posted:

The fact that we're finally at a point where someone put an advertisement in space is viscerally upsetting to me.

FYI Russia has launched rockets with the Pizza Hut logo on the side and had Cosmonauts film Cup Noodle commercials in space.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntg2D4vUil8

Although I guess the part with the Pizza Hut logo probably didn't actually make it into space.

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The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

'Rape' meant 'abduction' in that context


Apparently Bernini was only 23 years old when he carved it, that talented fucker

Yeah that's probably about what I would have carved at age 23.

Except, you know, not as good.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

doverhog posted:

Lol if you watch any cartoons or escapist entertainment instead of partying, meeting people and working in the community. Occupy an abandoned house and set up a commune instead or something instead of laying comatose before your idiot box. :monar:

Agreed and also posting/lurking on SA counts as partying, meeting people and working in the community.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


This is extremely fake, or is that :thejoke:

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Is it STDH? Maybe. The sad thing is that there are people who really are this dickish.



Industrialization has made a lot of people massively undervalue the time of artists/craftspeople... of course you have to be pretty dense and not think very hard about what you're actually asking someone to do.

The last minute "my girlfriend is sick" ploy is :discourse:

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The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Rysithusiku posted:

A bit late but...

Isn't this the case that had Ocean Spray write an official appeal to the FDA not to implement this rule that called their own product "overly tart", "astringent", and "inedible" without added sugar?
That was a pretty glorious self-own and also a disturbingly real view into the tactics of food manufacturers

I drank a glass of pure cranberry juice a few years back and holy poo poo it is some sour stuff.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's a graphic from a Kickstarter for "Thinking Eggs" which are acorn-sized objects you hold in your hand to make you feel better. Fifteen dollars each, plus shipping.







I was kind of into the brass one until I realized I was picturing them 8 times too big.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


I'm ready to believe in John Podesta Adult Porn.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

They just realized there could be ants under the snow.

My guess is that they noticed the cameraman was wearing a hat.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Phanatic posted:

How does Rob Liefield keep getting work?

Who is Rob Liefield?

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


That's Rob Liefeld.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Lobok posted:

I live in a place that gets cold winters and Celsius seems to fit the mood better for what is actually happening. When it goes below zero, it's not simply cool, it's cold. It's literally freezing out. Those numbers being negative really sells the idea.

0 Celsius isn't that cold, though.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Gorilla Salad posted:

Remember kids, always check what your logo looks like upside down and in a mirror.

Ask the people who made the Dodge Viper logo.



A nun with a bow tie and huge boobs?

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Flyinglemur posted:

Speaking of upside down logo fails, make sure your bulldog for your lovely beer doesn't look like Batman in a 69 position to 15 year olds everywhere and 45 year olds that still think its kinda funny



Down syndrome Perfect Cell?

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Karate Bastard posted:

And by the way what is this American obsession with corn? Like why do you call it "a cornhole"?

Because the object of the game is to toss little bags of corn into a hole. Where's the confusion?

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Parrotine posted:

Boy howdy has this site gone downhill, what on earth happened since I was away? :confused:

It sounded like "the adpocalypse" meant they just weren't making enough money to keep going as they had been.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


I feel like there's no way they would have posted this unless they wanted more porn.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Memento posted:

isn't that a tautology?

Depends on whether you work out or not.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

I think we as a society should start calling pants "assful chaps" to eliminate the confusion.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


Is that this guy's brother?

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


Needs at least five more minutes of dribbling before the first shot on goal.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

FFT posted:

duh

obviously people have teen blood ... things ("sell your impressionable teen blood to afford your books for college!" comes to mind)

but synthesizing teen blood, come on

fake rhino horning teen blood as a business model?

I mean there are definitely research teams working on a way to synthesize teen blood as we speak, but I don't think any have gotten there yet except maybe in a Theranos sort of way.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


I'm the two Native American respondents. According to my grandpa anyway...

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

AFewBricksShy posted:

It actually works pretty well if she wanted to do a George foreman type thing.
Madden ‘18
Madden ‘20...

Her younger children have been ruined by microtransactions.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


But does it follow the Ha, Guffaw, Ah, Ha-Ha formula?

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The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

I was at the Cincinnati art museum yesterday and saw this early painting of the founder of Pizza Hut.

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