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Here, I'll write the Rapids post. Here it is: We suck.
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UZworm posted:Add "but have a fanbase stupid enough to call us the Leicester City of MLS without acknowledging what happened to them the following year." and you got it down pat. The Rapids would have to win the league first before being the Leicester City of MLS. But that was your point: we're members of a pretty dumb fan base.
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Mar 3, 2017 03:37
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At least the Rapids scored in that game.
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Mar 4, 2017 08:53
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Don't like anything. Life is much easier that way.
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Mar 13, 2017 00:38
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Sure.
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Mar 14, 2017 22:04
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binge crotching posted:At some point Minnesota is going to figure out what the hell they are doing, but every team that plays them in the first few months of the season can basically mark that one off as a guaranteed 3 points. Except Colorado. God we suck.
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Mar 26, 2017 07:42
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TheBoyBlunder posted:So Tim Howard has been suspended for the next three games for "inappropriate fan interaction" on Sunday at KC. It's the only way that MacMath can even play. Well, that or if Howard gets injured.
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Apr 15, 2017 05:57
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But we can all agree that the Rapids loving suck and we should be ashamed to be fans of this team.
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Apr 16, 2017 05:57
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TheBoyBlunder posted:If this year continues this way, then I wholeheartedly agree. You won't have to wait long. It's the Rapids, not the Sounders.
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Apr 16, 2017 06:03
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Syrinxx posted:Yes but I'm sure they will fix the main complaint of too many commercials Are there any other sports that have stoppage just so a commercial can be aired on television?
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Apr 21, 2017 22:51
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The only way to live life is to never like anything and never be happy. Joy is an illusion and death is your only reward in life.
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Apr 29, 2017 06:52
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Can we shoot Pablo and Tim Hinchey in the head yet?
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May 22, 2017 03:20
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Hello Towel posted:
This was my motto all throughout 2016 when the Rapids were doing well: enjoy it while it lasts.
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May 26, 2017 05:57
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Said we got Deshorn Brown on loan from Tampa Bay. Holy poo poo. I didn't know that he went from Norway to the Rowdies. He can score, but he's going to take a billion shots in a game to get there.
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Jun 20, 2017 18:49
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Oh my word it's even better, we traded allocation money and an international roster spot to Houston for the right to use the allocation order for THIS guy. I mean, Deshorn Brown was one of the Rapkids in 2013 and was runner-up for rookie of the year, right behind teammate Dillon Powers and has the third fastest goal in MLS history. Not that it means Brown will make DC a top-flight team, but he's not that bad.
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Jun 20, 2017 22:19
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Would you pay that price? I don't know poo poo about gently caress about soccer money.
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Jun 20, 2017 22:44
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your coach is so fat he rekt dc and moved to la
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Jun 21, 2017 02:29
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B.B. Rodriguez posted:My boy Jackie looking like a boss tonight. Two sweet finishes and harassing Colorado all night. I haven't watched the Rapids all year but I'll presume that they deserved it.
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Jun 22, 2017 06:19
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I'm going to laugh if this is the universe that the Colorado finally gets rid of Pablo and somehow acquire Ben Olson and the only thing that improves is DC, because that's the only thing I can think of that can make the Rapids even worse.
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Jun 26, 2017 05:06
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I don't miss being able to attend Rapids games anymore. I really don't.
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Jul 5, 2017 07:05
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There was a time when Chivas USA was a playoffs team. For multiple seasons!
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Jul 14, 2017 20:31
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The only reason Pablo isn't going to be trapped in an iron maiden after this season is because the FO will be like: "Well, at least we weren't as bad as DC" and it will be another 997 years of darkness.
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Aug 6, 2017 05:44
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Your Boy Fancy posted:It's a deadman's switch, Ben and Pablo Blood Pact Can we launch both of them at each other headfirst from a cannon and watch something pretty hosed up happen?
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Aug 6, 2017 09:53
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TheBoyBlunder posted:Thanks. I asked because the team has legitimately said they use Football Manager as a scouting tool. Given how terrible 3 of 4 seasons have been it's not a good idea. Wait. What.
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Aug 10, 2017 05:46
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all-Rush mixtape posted:I don't know why it just dawned on me, but Real Salt Lake has FC Barcelona's colors. THAT'S hosed up. And now you know why we call them Fake Salt Lake
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Aug 11, 2017 19:23
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whypick1 posted:Good news Rapids goons: 
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Aug 15, 2017 21:42
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TheBoyBlunder posted:Rapids interim GM Padraig "football manager" Smith and chief business officer Wayne Bryant published an Op-Ed in the Denver Post about their vision for the team. One day all other Rapids fans will learn that their hopes and dreams need to be thrown into the loving trash.
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Aug 18, 2017 01:52
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The Rapids suck so bad that they can't even win the wooden spoon. edit: like, the next time I go to a Rapids game, I'm going to show up to section 117 in Chivas USA gear that I bought on eBay for mixed change. Star Man fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Aug 24, 2017 |
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Aug 24, 2017 20:33
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whypick1 posted:Oh hey, something about MLS on my news fe- Living in Salt Lake does weird poo poo to your head, man.
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Aug 27, 2017 02:02
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Tigren posted:Do the Galaxy next Better than the Rapids.
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Aug 30, 2017 05:53
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tk posted:Not by much Look, if you had to pick between the Rapids and the Galaxy to pull off the impossible and make it to the first knockout round of the playoffs, who would you pick? I'll give you one hint: it's not the Rapids.
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Aug 30, 2017 06:39
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Someone please find Stan Kroenke and drag him to his stadium in Commerce City kicking and screaming and have him drawn and quartered before a live audience, sell his poo poo team to loving any one willing to buy it, and forget that there ever was an MLS team in Colorado.
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Sep 3, 2017 04:49
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The 2017 season in six words: At least we're not the Rapids!
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Sep 7, 2017 17:55
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Dallan Invictus posted:Vancouver made that win over RSL way harder than it needed to be, but it really looks like the team is starting to click in its weird inexplicable way. With the game(s) in hand I'm even very carefully starting to think they could win the conference, which would be hilarious for multiple reasons. Colorado winning in Houston yesterday was a complete loving accident. You'll come out of that game with no less than one point, trust me.
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Sep 10, 2017 17:15
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A Sounder got his red card revoked. faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
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Sep 15, 2017 02:16
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gently caress it, I'm a Toronto FC fan now. The Rapids are dead to me.
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Sep 17, 2017 08:00
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What's it like being the fan of a good or even mediocre team?
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Sep 22, 2017 04:01
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Shinjobi posted:FC Dallas should just never win again. Don't worry, they'll win again this Wednesday.
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Sep 25, 2017 07:27
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Oh no, the home team is playing a match on the day I play dress-up and I am overreacting about it on the Internet
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Oct 25, 2017 21:16
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Remember how we keep talking about substandard managing? Brad Friedel is a bad attempt to sell tickets. See alsol: Tim Howard
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