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Get used to this image Seattle Sounders FC Inventors of Soccer Established 2009, but let's pretend it was 1974 Home Stadium: CenturyLink Field "The Clink" Yes, we share it with the Seahawks. No, we're not building a SSS. We already pack in 40k+ every game and trying to get a new stadium built in Seattle proper is a loving mess (see: Supersonics, RIP) Our training grounds/USOC venue is Starfire Sports Complex in Tukwila. It's very..."cozy", but it's better than playing in Yankee Stadium. Ownership Adrian Hanauer (majority owner, owned the USL Sounders and was our first MLS-era GM), Joe Roth (Hollywood producer of classics such as The Jerky Boys Movie), Paul Allen (owns CLink and whatever parts of Seattle Amazon doesn't), Drew Carey (knows the value of the Showcase Showdown) In addition to the real owners, season ticket holders elect an Alliance Council of fans that is consulted on FO decisions. From people on the Council, it's not been much besides a focus group, and they've not had the control some have wished. Season ticket holders also get to vote on the GM every 4 years. Coaching Staff Head Coach General Manager Garth Lagerway: Formerly of RSL. Said that the roster was going to get much younger this year, and boy howdy did he deliver. Team Likely Starting XI The 4-3-3 is dead, long live the 4-2-3-1. 2017 Schedule Why should I post all of that here. It's on the web. 2016 Recap A Tale of Two Halves. First half: 20 games. 20 points. No offense at all (that last game, a 3-0 loss to KC, we only recorded one shot...not shot on goal, just plain old shot, and that came at 88'). Defense that was average at best but looked worse because of the offense. Only head coach the team has ever known: fired. We're hosed, we're so loving fucke- Second half: Schmetzer replaces Sigi and promptly ditches our dogshit 4-3-3 for a 4-2-3-1 with Alonso/Roldan suffocating teams in midfield. Lodeiro comes on to play the role of playmaker/Jesus Christ. Torres comes back a couple weeks later to replace I-hope-to-never-see-him-play-CB-again Brad Evans. Our defense becomes solid. Morris/Dempsey can't stop scoring goals and Lodeiro can't stop providing them...until Dempsey's heart tries to quit on him. Still, the team soldiers on and despite playing with 10 men most of the time (Valdez was basically a hole in the lineup), they keep picking up points and manage to sneak into the #4 spot on Decision Day (way to go rest of the West for letting that happen). Playoffs: Squeak past KC in the Knockout Round on a Nevermind the fact that Toronto kept us from registering a single shot on goal after 120', SEATTLE WON THE loving MLS CUP AND NONE OF YOUR TEAMS DID. Let's recap that time Stefan Frei saved our asses, shall we? gently caress yeah last year. Developmental teams The Sounders also have a second team that plays in USL, with the creative name of Sounders 2 (or S2). The nifty thing about S2 is that season ticket holders for that team can actually buy into being part owners of the team. There's also an U-23 team that plays in the PDL, and U18, U16, U15, and U14 youth academies. Notable Transfers In for 2016:
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History The name "Seattle Sounders" was first used as the name for an expansion team for the 1974 season of the original NASL. They made it to the Soccer Bowl twice, but never won. The name was revived for an A-League/USL team in 1994, where they managed to win 4 league championships despite having an orca for their mascot. In 2007, MLS awarded an expansion slot to Seattle, essentially "promoting" the USL team. Despite including the USL owner, the owners wanted to rename the team to get away from the "minor league" Sounders name. They offered up Seattle Alliance, Seattle Republic, and Seattle FC because someone must have been a huge Force Dork. The fans wrote in Seattle Sounders, and the owners acquiesced, only adding on an FC to the name. Seattle Sounders FC started playing in MLS in 2009, the invention of soccer. Since then they have done quite well at winning, making the playoffs every year, finally winning the MLS Cup (which they also invented, btw) last year. Our fans are now even worse because of it. Titles
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And one last time for good measure whypick1 fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Mar 3, 2017 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 11:54 |
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Xylorjax posted:The angriest of Sounders? Ehh. Yeah, you might be right. But we're the champs so gently caress everyone else. Blame foobar, I just left that on from last year's post. And
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 01:07 |
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shirts and skins posted:Speaking of playoffs, am I to assume that the eligibility rules stay the same despite the expanding league? Still top 8 from each conference? Top 6, and yes afaik
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 20:48 |
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I was going to say "just go to Aztex games", but... yeah...
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 21:29 |
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Speaking of making the Galaxy hateable again (which is impossible because they were never un-hated), Jermaine Jones and Dave Romney both suspended by DisCo for dangerous tackle/simulation, respectively. HAW-HAW!
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 01:25 |
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https://twitter.com/NERevolution/status/840203317242449920 Guess this means we won't have any woefully underdressed Lions fans dying from exposure then.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 16:24 |
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all-Rush mixtape posted:Bury my heart at Mt. Puto April thread title?
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 17:31 |
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https://twitter.com/PCarrESPN/status/845771147790700545
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 00:32 |
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Are the Gophers doing spring practices right now? Maybe the Loons can borrow a tackling dummy to replace Demidov.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 03:43 |
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Atlanta fans appear to have picked up poo poo-talking rather quickly: http://www.dirtysouthsoccer.com/2017/3/27/15070258/we-found-the-greatest-atlanta-united-customized-kit-so-far
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 21:42 |
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I'm shocked
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 03:05 |
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https://twitter.com/RealSaltLake/status/847167701147500544 I kinda wonder why they held out until after their game vs. NYRB.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 20:26 |
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https://twitter.com/jeffrueter/status/847866763853385730 Maybe they'll go down to a GAA of <4 with this move.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 18:48 |
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Petke didn't coach that game Which dumb, stupid team is going to be the first to get shutout by Minnesota? Do we make fun of them more than RSL for being the first to lose to them?
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 21:46 |
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Would some scrub NASL team have a current World Cup-winning player on their team? (We are expanding too fast for my liking though)
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 00:03 |
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Seriously. Going back to 2005 (Chivas/RSL), each expansion team's inaugural season: Chivas: 18 points out of 32 games, dead last RSL: Only 2 points better Toronto: 25 points out of 30 games, dead last SJ 2.0 (this counts, right?): 33 points, dead last Seattle: 47 points, #4 in the league, #3 West, top wild card seed Philly: 31 points, #14 out of 16 Portland: 42 points in 34 games, #12 out of 18 Vancouver, 28, dead last Montreal: 42 points, #12 out of 19 Orlando: 44 poiints, #13 out of 20 NYC: 37 points, #17 out of 20 11 teams, only 1 playoff spot () Atlanta certainly looks like the real deal, but definitely an aberration. Minnesota...well, they gave up less than 4 goals last week, so...progress?
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 00:32 |
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Dallan Invictus posted:lots of stuff I'm against expanding so quickly looking at just the league itself, but you make some good points in regards to how it can help US/Canada soccer as a whole and how player acquisition mechanisms have changed in the past decade+. TAM/GAM was the year after Orlando/NYC joined though.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 01:20 |
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Which needs-to-be-emancipated keeper will take his place? MacMath?
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 23:04 |
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So does this mean he's going to drop a hat trick during WCQ in 6 months? https://twitter.com/TorontoFCMR/status/852888203476570112
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 15:40 |
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Won't be as bad as Donovan/Dunivant at least.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 19:35 |
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NFL schedules came out yesterday and there's only 2 days when the Galaxy and their new second-class roommates will be at StubHub on the same weekend (Sept 17/18, Sept 30/Oct 1). It looks like there won't be any problems for the playoffs either unless the Galaxy wind up hosting the final as the Chargers are at home on Dec 10, which is probably when the final will take place. As much as I'd like to see the Galaxy use their primary tenant status to force the NFL to reschedule a game, gently caress having them in the finals insha'allah.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 21:03 |
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NHL and NBA, for starters.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 23:12 |
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And the dipshit loser team that's the first to get blanked by Minnesota is officially Colorado. Congratulations guys, I knew you could do it.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 01:03 |
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LA: WE WANT THE RAIDERS NFL: gently caress you, you get the Rams and Chargers
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 07:31 |
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Full list
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 21:29 |
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Your Boy Fancy posted:I want to love my team, but man, they make it hard. This needs to be a thread title at some point.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 20:04 |
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Dallan Invictus posted:Toronto chat: actually why isn't Giovinco playing? I thought you were resting him on Saturday but he didn't even make the bench last night either, and there's no news of an injury either. It's honestly kinda weird. http://www.torontosun.com/2017/05/10/toronto-fcs-sebastian-giovinco-out-for-wednesday-nights-clash-with-columbus-crew-due-to-injury
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 17:44 |
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Atlanta's number is going to go from comically low to comically high in the next two months.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 21:08 |
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I'd rather not imagine what Pareja could do with an actual budget kthx.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 09:49 |
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Remember how the Chargers were only going to be squatting in Galaxy's stadium for 2 years? https://twitter.com/LATimesfarmer/status/865251929483427841 ...whoops
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 18:13 |
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Cross-posting from the USOC thread:whypick1 posted:Coin flips were determined today to determine who's hosting in round 4, where MLS teams come in:
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 22:17 |
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January
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 03:01 |
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DisCo was busy this week: 3 suspensions for violent conduct, 2 fines.
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 21:31 |
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Fire.... good?
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# ¿ May 26, 2017 03:40 |
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shirts and skins posted:Welp. Here comes the annual call-up bug. Between injuries and call-ups the Sounders are left with one (1) forward on the roster, international superstar Seki Akedoya(!?). They will be playing at Columbus, who just lost to Toronto 5-0. By saying all of this you're basically guaranteeing that this game is going to end 6-5, because MLS.
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 18:23 |
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JJJ is pre-glasses Vaughn in this scenario, isn't he? And now I'll have to spend the next 20 minutes looking up Bob Uecker clips.
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 19:20 |
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B.B. Rodriguez posted:Jake Taylor with Dorn's personality. Was once kinda good, but is now old, injured, and will only do one good thing this year. I was trying to pick just one guy, but I think you've nailed it there.
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 20:55 |
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Huh, actually surprised to see this happen: https://twitter.com/OrlandoCitySC/status/872551874385326080
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 21:38 |
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If that flag was really supposed to represent Portland there wouldn't be any black in it Good riddance to that twatwaffle.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 20:44 |
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Source: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/whitecaps-sexual-assault-1.4163436
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