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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

My Switch came in the mail

:unsmith:

gross

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

My Switch came in the mail

:unsmith:

Welcome to flavor country, friend.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




KingEup posted:

Does anyone know if it's possible to like another futuristic racing game more than F-Zero GX?

Wipeout is pretty great

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Nintendo should just go to companies that are sitting on past good IPs and offer to make new games with them. Jet set radio, viewtiful joe, chu chu rocket. poo poo how is monkey ball not on this thing yet? Switch for new home of quirky rear end games that aren't afraid to be fun and strange. Not every game has to be badly written melodramatic nonsense

I dont think they made a Monkey Ball after the Wii, right? I don't think I'd pay full price for it anymore, but maybe that's because I got burned by the janky, rushed motion controls for the mini-games in that one that made most of them borderline unplayable.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

KingEup posted:

Does anyone know if it's possible to like another futuristic racing game more than F-Zero GX?

My heart burns for a Jet Moto remahahahahaha, I couldn't do it; gently caress that series.

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

turn left hillary!! noo posted:

I dont think they made a Monkey Ball after the Wii, right?

Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz (Wii) (2006/11/19)
Super Monkey Ball: Tip 'n Tilt (J2ME) (2007)
Super Monkey Ball (iOS) (2008)
Super Monkey Ball: Tip 'n Tilt 2 (J2ME) (2008)
Super Monkey Ball 2 (iOS) (2009)
Super Monkey Ball 2: Sakura Edition (iPad, Android, Windows Phone[1]) (2010)
Super Monkey Ball: Step & Roll (Wii) (2010)
Super Monkey Ball: Ticket Blitz (arcade) (2011)
Super Monkey Ball 3D (Nintendo 3DS)[2] (2011)
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Splitz (PlayStation Vita)[3] (2012)
Super Monkey Ball Bounce (Android, iOS) (2014)

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Haha wow, I didn't even know there was a second one for the Wii. I loved the two on Gamecube, just shows how badly Banana Blitz bombed for me.

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
judging from the rolly ball shrines in zelda im gonna say no thanks to monkey ball switch

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

KingEup posted:

Does anyone know if it's possible to like another futuristic racing game more than F-Zero GX?

Yeah, Wipeout is better

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Sakurazuka posted:

Yeah, Wipeout is better

Im blind from eyerolling

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

HyperPuma posted:

judging from the rolly ball shrines in zelda im gonna say no thanks to monkey ball switch

I'd be afraid of this for sure.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

I'd kill everyone in this thread for a new chu chu rocket game

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


turn left hillary!! noo posted:

Haha wow, I didn't even know there was a second one for the Wii. I loved the two on Gamecube, just shows how badly Banana Blitz bombed for me.

I'd like to take this moment to point out that Step & Roll at least had a cool soundtrack with vocals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrxLQhHjETg

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


COOOOOOOL

I can't save my CC info. If I try to make a purchase and save my info, it says the card is invalid.
If I don't try to save my info, it goes through.

What gives?

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

The Lobster posted:

I mean you don't have to get any Korok seeds but good luck managing your base inventory.

It's not that bad. I didn't meet the Korok seed NPC until after I beat the game since I didn't take the roads early on.

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

Got those yellow joy cons. I'm going to be the Jivjov of joycon colors.

Nalin
Sep 29, 2007

Hair Elf
F-Zero GX HD with online play. You can do it Nintendo.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Kashuno posted:

Super Mario World is the worst non-CD-I 2D Mario prove me wrong
Super Mario Bros 2 USA exists

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Nintendo should just go to companies that are sitting on past good IPs and offer to make new games with them. Jet set radio, viewtiful joe, chu chu rocket. poo poo how is monkey ball not on this thing yet? Switch for new home of quirky rear end games that aren't afraid to be fun and strange. Not every game has to be badly written melodramatic nonsense
Is the Viewtiful Joe IP owned by Capcom or Platinum?

irlZaphod fucked around with this message at 10:05 on Jun 23, 2017

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

The Bloop posted:

I would 100% buy this game for a reasonable price.

There has been on average 1.13 Worms games released per year since 1995, how the hell have you not played any of them especially if you played "the everloving poo poo" out of Scorched Earth?

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Lol just give us a modern f-zero game with new tracks and new ships, you don't have to masturbate yourself into a frenzy about making it super innovative and fresh ffs Nintendo.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

I've literally never played an F-Zero game. What's cool about them?

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Imagine 200cc Mario Kart only less fun

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

SeANMcBAY posted:

I'd buy whatever expensive insane special joycon set they pack in if that means a new F-Zero.

Total sales: 1

Nodosaur
Dec 23, 2014

irlZaphod posted:

Super Mario Bros 2 USA exists

Is the Viewtiful Joe IP owned by Capcom or Platinum?

Platinum didn't exist when VJ was made, so Capcom.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


FZero DLC pack for Mario Kart

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Yeah that'd be rad if they had an Fzero cart, or a couple tracks or something.

Ooh, it'd be cool if you could dress your Mii up like Captain Falcon, too!

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

Little Mac posted:

Got those yellow joy cons. I'm going to be the Jivjov of joycon colors.

There are worse fates

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Inzombiac posted:

COOOOOOOL

I can't save my CC info. If I try to make a purchase and save my info, it says the card is invalid.
If I don't try to save my info, it goes through.

What gives?

Same issue here

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


The BG&E2 gameplay footage looks good, but I never played the first one.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


:siren::australia::boonie: ATTN Ausgoons :boonie::australia::siren:

Gamesmen are having a 10% off store-wide sale
EXCLUDING preorders

Switch + Mario Kart Bundle $472
Switch + Zelda Bundle $480
Zelda + Mario Kart Bundle $126
Switch Accessories

Remember that the console by itself is usually $470, so that's a super super good deal on the bundles.
Tell your friends :toot:

Infinitum fucked around with this message at 11:46 on Jun 23, 2017

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Kilometers Davis posted:

I've literally never played an F-Zero game. What's cool about them?

For a similar experience, play Fast RMX. It's pretty much a spiritual successor to it.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Frankston posted:

Lol just give us a modern f-zero game with new tracks and new ships, you don't have to masturbate yourself into a frenzy about making it super innovative and fresh ffs Nintendo.

Miyamoto has been developing an unhealthy obsession with "innovation"

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Kashuno posted:

Miyamoto has been developing an unhealthy obsession with "innovation"

I agree that innovation isn't really necessary to prioritize. People just want to play fun games, and you can explore a different style with F-Zero than you can with Mario Kart.

I'm still glad they try it though, even if it may have sunk Star Fox.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Wheany posted:

There has been on average 1.13 Worms games released per year since 1995, how the hell have you not played any of them especially if you played "the everloving poo poo" out of Scorched Earth?

I have no idea. I think maybe I played once on a friend's PS1. I have a vague memory of it.

Gaspy Conana
Aug 1, 2004

this clown loves you
I know this isn't quite what anyone would necessarily want from the franchise but I'd like some kind of open worldy F-ZERO game where competing in races is your main progression system instead of combat or whatev. Would be neat to drive circuits in places you can also explore or something.

Gaspy Conana fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Jun 23, 2017

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Oi whens that clown game coming to the switch anyways?

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Neddy Seagoon posted:

For a similar experience, play Fast RMX. It's pretty much a spiritual successor to it.

I bought Fast Racing Neo under this misguided belief. I regret that decision, but at least I bought it on sale.

Gaspy Conana
Aug 1, 2004

this clown loves you

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Oi whens then clown game coming to the switch anyways?

I wish. Maybe I'll bug Devolver about it and that'll get the ball rollin' on this lil' semi-stagnant update we've been working on. Would be super neat for sure.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Oi whens that clown game coming to the switch anyways?

You can buy [your favourite game] right now!

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Kashuno posted:

Miyamoto has been developing an unhealthy obsession with "innovation"

Well, even with the "innovation" you constantly have people crying about how Nintendo only makes the same 5 games over and over so it's a lose-lose situation from an entitled gammer babby standpoint

Given the choice I think I'd rather err on the side of Miyamoto than the side of Ubisoft, myself.

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