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Who is the GIP top dog?
Monty
Monty!
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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

:siren: OPERATION GOOD BOY :siren:

Previously on SA Top Dog Tournament: Part 1, subforum nominations...

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SITUATION: Forums-wide dog contest.

MISSION: NLT Wednesday 4 March 2017 confirm asset MONTY as #1 GOOD BOY, TOP DOG of GIP, and sustain continuous SALUTES and PETTES of MONTY by all friendly and enemy elements.

EXECUTION: This operation will be conducted in three phases:

Phase I: Nominate Monty as GIP's TOP DOG, and pet him. Monty is a good boy.
Phase II: Confirm Monty as GIP's TOP DOG and continue to pet him. Monty remains a good boy.
Phase III: Forumwide votes overwhelmingly confirm MONTY as SOMETHING AWFUL's TOP DOG. Monty is a very good boy.

SUSTAINMENT: Digital image capture devices organic to friendly element COLE aka Tbeats will be utilized to resource TEAM GIP with digital imagery of MONTY.

COMMAND AND CONTROL: The following rules are in place for this thread:

1)Vote wisely.


GIP Nominees


Nostalgia4Murder posted:



I nominate Monty. He is a good boy, because he puts up with cruel treatment like this.



Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i nominate monty because hes rad as gently caress



:buddy:


SwampDonkey posted:



I nominiate Monty because he's good dog with many talents.


Booblord Zagats posted:

I nominate Monty, but have no pictures, so I drew one on my post its



Fister Roboto posted:

Haha whoops.



I nominate Monty because he just looks like a winner.



EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Monty heard somebody didn't want to nominate him.



Don't make Monty sad, be like me and nominate Monty.


Naked Bear posted:

I also nominate Monty. Look at his ears!



Boop! :kimchi:



Icon Of Sin posted:

I also nominate Monty, on the ground that I absolutely cannot say no to this face :3:





BigDave posted:



I (also) nominate Monty. I really don't know a lot about him, but GiP says he's a good boy, and he has the face of a honest dog, which is enough for me.




Nostalgia4Murder posted:



I nominate Monty. He is a good boy, because he puts up with cruel treatment like this.




Laranzu posted:

My vote is for Monty because he is a good dog with lots of pictures to prove it.



Zeris fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Mar 4, 2017

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


monteh

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


I don't know if I should vote for Monty or Monty! I can't decide! I guess I'll just have to vote for both!

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


:eyepop: that OP is glorious.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003




Thats a pretty loving phenomenal post Zeris.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country


Monty is the dog we need AND the dog we deserve.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002


Thanks for putting a Monty picture in my post as I didn't have any at the time!

Not only a Monty Picture but the most Chillaxed Monty Picture!

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

I hope Monty wins

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras

http://dogtime.com/dog-health/general/16344-25-famous-quotes-about-dogs

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Zeris posted:

I hope Monty wins

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008



Buglord

At least 15 people didn't vote for both Monties. What the gently caress

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

Fister Roboto posted:

At least 15 people didn't vote for both Monties. What the gently caress

Punishment: 15 years in isolation cube with Golden Retriever who has IBS but he just wants to be pette because he loves you

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



Voted for Monty and Monty!

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



Even idiot babies that will eat a probation know that Monty and Monty! are the best dogs.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw


I'm torn between these choices!!

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

There is only one choice. The choice is all the montys.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


The only choice is The Full Monty!

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008



Buglord

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

The only choice is The Full Monty!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

The only choice is The Full Monty!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

The only choice is The Full Monty!

I'm thinking that this might be a Good Campaign Slogan for a Good Dog when the voting begins.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002


Wrong thread

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

:siren: we need a charity for Monty to represent in the final round :siren:

quote:

Please select an animal-related charity you would like to represent in the final voting. This charity must be able to accept donations online.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Maybe something for working dogs and veterans? Is there a reputable charity?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country


Zeris posted:

:siren: we need a charity for Monty to represent in the final round :siren:

Warrior Dog Foundation? Seems like right up GiP's alley.

http://warriordogfoundation.org/donate/

http://warriordogfoundation.org/about/

BigDave fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Mar 11, 2017

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


I like this one.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002


Naked Bear posted:

I like this one.
Looked at their 990

They seem kinda lame and borderline scammy. Pulled in 250kish and spent 45k buying kennel space from Trikos (their government contract organization they own) and 21k on advertising.

Almost 50% of their dog expenditure went to ads. For who knows what. Probably selling more dogs from Trikos to the police. How many dogs are they housing for that 45k? No one knows.

Their mission statement says more poo poo about "education" and "awareness" ( charity buzz words for bull poo poo) than rehabbing dogs and giving them a baller rear end life. If you aren't adopting them out, the community doesn't need educated about how cool dogges are. They already know.

I'd totally give cash to the Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary because drat those people give old dogs a good rear end life and keep you filled in with pictures on Facebook. They are pretty famous now so might not need it.

Ofsds.org


That and the extraneous apostrophes on dogs and warriors ( it's not dog's and warrior's unless it's possessive dammit)

Laranzu fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Mar 11, 2017

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Huh. That's no bueno, then. What's that really good legit one (in Texas, I think?) that adopts out mil dogges?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country


Laranzu posted:

Looked at their 990

They seem kinda lame and borderline scammy. Pulled in 250kish and spent 45k buying kennel space from Trikos (their government contract organization they own) and 21k on advertising.

Almost 50% of their dog expenditure went to ads. For who knows what. Probably selling more dogs from Trikos to the police. How many dogs are they housing for that 45k? No one knows.

Their mission statement says more poo poo about "education" and "awareness" ( charity buzz words for bull poo poo) than rehabbing dogs and giving them a baller rear end life. If you aren't adopting them out, the community doesn't need educated about how cool dogges are. They already know.

I'd totally give cash to the Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary because drat those people give old dogs a good rear end life and keep you filled in with pictures on Facebook. They are pretty famous now so might not need it.

Ofsds.org


That and the extraneous apostrophes on dogs and warriors ( it's not dog's and warrior's unless it's possessive dammit)

Aww, and I had such high hopes for them :(

Dogs on Deployment looks good, and their financials are pretty clean.

https://www.dogsondeployment.org/

https://www.guidestar.org/PartnerReport.aspx?ein=45-3109600&Partner=Amex

Naked Bear posted:

Huh. That's no bueno, then. What's that really good legit one (in Texas, I think?) that adopts out mil dogges?

National Mill Dog Rescue?
http://milldogrescue.org/

BigDave fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Mar 11, 2017

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

I do need a consensus soon and am leaning towards OFSDS but happy to go pick whatever the gang agrees on

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


I can't find the one I was thinking of. :(

Old Friends is a great one, though! They recently had to move their facility to a new location, so I'm sure they have all kinds of new expenses cropping up.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country


Naked Bear posted:

I can't find the one I was thinking of. :(

Old Friends is a great one, though! They recently had to move their facility to a new location, so I'm sure they have all kinds of new expenses cropping up.

I'd go along with Old Friends. :3:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008



Buglord

BigDave posted:

I'd go along with Old Friends. :3:

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BigDave posted:

I'd go along with Old Friends. :3:

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002


Guys...
http://ofsds.org/memorial-bricks.html

Perfect timing

Edit: it's not " donate and get a brick" it's "buy a brick" so probably too complicated compared to smack donate button.

Laranzu fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Mar 11, 2017

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Thanks. Old Dogs it is!

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