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I got the base down. Wife wants to paint my baby name, but I don't know.... I was thinking the goatse hands on the grey sides of the accent wall??? Please give suggestions. 
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Do you have a baby? If not this is even more creepy than the original premise imho
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Mar 5, 2017 01:27
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Dave_Indeed posted:I got the base down. Wife wants to paint my baby name, but I don't know.... I was thinking the goatse hands on the grey sides of the accent wall??? I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
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Mar 5, 2017 01:29
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Kuato posted:Do you have a baby? If not this is even more creepy than the original premise imho Believe whatever you need to believe.
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Mar 5, 2017 01:29
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What is your baby-name, Dave? And why does your wife want you to paint it.
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Mar 5, 2017 01:30
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I'm assuming that's where you sleep? This is a no judgment zone Dave, so I'm ok with your fetishes.
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Mar 5, 2017 01:32
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Dave_Indeed posted:Please give suggestions. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
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Mar 5, 2017 01:33
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there is no top how are you going to trap the baby
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Mar 5, 2017 01:34
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Minimalist Program posted:What is your baby-name, Dave? And why does your wife want you to paint it. My baby name Elliot. I'm artistic as gently caress and we entertained the idea but I think there are better ideas that every turd on pinterest hasn't done yet.
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Mar 5, 2017 01:35
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Dave_Indeed posted:I got the base down. Wife wants to paint my baby name, but I don't know.... I was thinking the goatse hands on the grey sides of the accent wall??? Good work getting the giant robot ceiling titty installed already. Much more convenient than bottles.
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Mar 5, 2017 01:36
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Horseshoe theory posted:"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." Thats actually a badass thing to paint above a crib but I would never waste it on a female baby. Xaintrailles posted:Good work getting the giant robot ceiling titty installed already. Much more convenient than bottles. Thanks. I heard they can randomly die for no loving reason if you don't have one. It was a bitch because there was no electric running to that part of the ceiling so I had to get in the attic AND IT WAS SO SCARY AND DARK UP THERE.
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Mar 5, 2017 01:38
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Mar 5, 2017 01:43
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Mar 5, 2017 01:49
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Goatse
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Mar 5, 2017 01:52
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whats the weird grate on the floor?
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Mar 5, 2017 01:53
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T.S. Smelliot posted:whats the weird grate on the floor? That's a heat vent, you doofus!
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Mar 5, 2017 01:54
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T.S. Smelliot posted:whats the weird grate on the floor? That's where they pump in the sleeping gas whenever the baby starts crying.
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Mar 5, 2017 01:56
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Dave_Indeed posted:My baby name Elliot. That's bad rear end, and also the name of my kid, seeing as how me and my wife liked it too.
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Mar 5, 2017 01:58
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Malcolm Excellent posted:That's a heat vent, you doofus! what? why the gently caress would you deliberately let heat in? 
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Mar 5, 2017 01:58
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Grant DaNasty posted:That's where they pump in the sleeping gas whenever the baby starts crying. this makes much more sense
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Mar 5, 2017 01:59
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T.S. Smelliot posted:this makes much more sense Aren't you like a CPS dude who takes babies away and gives them to foster homes if ppl / goons even look at you funny??
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Mar 5, 2017 02:00
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Minimalist Program posted:That's bad rear end, and also the name of my kid, seeing as how me and my wife liked it too. I'm a fan of masculine girl names for several professional and personal reasons. Plus if she doesn't like it we can just call her Ellie or Smellie so w/e.
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Mar 5, 2017 02:02
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Mar 5, 2017 02:10
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lmao mods knew
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Mar 5, 2017 02:22
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Minimalist Program posted:Aren't you like a CPS dude who takes babies away and gives them to foster homes if ppl / goons even look at you funny?? I sure am man I get a big bonus per quarter for every kid I remove! I am assured of this by random weirdos that accost me at random places
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Mar 5, 2017 02:22
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Mar 5, 2017 02:23
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Mar 5, 2017 02:33
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lol look at this depressing gray communist crib
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Mar 5, 2017 02:37
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Paint your baby.
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Mar 5, 2017 02:38
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OP aren't you worried about having your baby on the first floor where it'd be trivial for someone like Aatrek to break in and steal your baby before you even have a chance to react?
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Mar 5, 2017 02:39
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500 good dogs posted:OP aren't you worried about having your baby on the first floor where it'd be trivial for someone like Aatrek to break in and steal your baby before you even have a chance to react? I would be worried about that if this nursery wasn't actually on the second floor. #FUCKINGOWNEDFOREVERNOBEANCHILIFUCKYOUFOREVERSUCKMYDICK
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Mar 5, 2017 02:42
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Dave_Indeed posted:I would be worried about that if this nursery wasn't actually on the second floor. Sorry that you live in an unsafe neighborhood where you'd worry if your baby was on the first floor.
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Mar 5, 2017 02:46
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500 good dogs posted:Sorry that you live in an unsafe neighborhood where you'd worry if your baby was on the first floor. There is no neighborhood. There are cows across the street and that is all. Dave_Indeed wins again despite your puppy dog drinking a pepsi avatar.
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Mar 5, 2017 02:48
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Dave_Indeed posted:There is no neighborhood. There are cows across the street and that is all. ??? I still don't know why you'd be worried about the baby on the first floor Dave. Seems like an irrational fear or maybe paranoia are you schizophrenic?
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Mar 5, 2017 02:55
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500 good dogs posted:??? I still don't know why you'd be worried about the baby on the first floor Dave. Seems like an irrational fear or maybe paranoia are you schizophrenic? The answer is that I am not worried about your manufactured fake news.
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Mar 5, 2017 02:59
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Bareback Werewolf posted:lol look at this depressing gray communist crib seriously. I idk what to paint on the pink part of the wall, just rethink the entirely military grey rest of the babies room. Unless you want your baby to grow up as some sort of desensitised drone, who am I to judge your parenting.
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Mar 5, 2017 03:04
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That looks like a very, very expensive crib that your kid is going to outgrow in like 12mo tops, then you are going to have to chuck it in the trash.
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Mar 5, 2017 03:09
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Pawn 17 posted:That looks like a very, very expensive crib that your kid is going to outgrow in like 12mo tops, then you are going to have to chuck it in the trash. *steeples fingers* WRONG. It's convertible to a child bed, dick head. Whose retarded now?
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Dave_Indeed posted:There is no neighborhood. There are cows across the street and that is all. Cows are notorious baby eaters. Paint a cow on the crib to scare your child into a normal adult.
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