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Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.

Look Around You posted:

Sorry if this rains on everyones day but I'd prefer no pixies. Figured I should mention it.

What DO you have against pixies?

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Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.
I am now imagining a pixie from a very very large world, who is tiny by their home planet's standards but size medium by everyone else's.

Health at any size activist / pixie barbarian (size: medium)
Haywire resort buffet automated carving station / warforged assassin
Gray goo / whatever vampire
Nanomachine hivemind that worships its own gestalt consciousness / something avenger

Chosen by the process of elimination, coming right up.


Edit: Ok, backstory:
Elf Jonestown discovered ancient texts about cloud computing, way back from when that was new and cool. Started worshiping clouds and took it as divine imperative to transfer their consciousnesses into a nanomachine cloud. Now an evangelical cloud that worships itself.

Waci fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Mar 6, 2017

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