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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > I've discovered that the FBI is wiretapping me
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Rockman Reserve

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

 after recent revelations ive taken to drawing a smile across my belly when i microwave ramen shirtless so it looks like a goofy face with nips for eyes and the fbi guy working the camera that day gets a chuckle

* # ? Mar 15, 2017 04:14
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:44
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nobodygetshurt

 Hacking tip: To reverse the wiretap, simply turn your phone upside down with the mic on your ear and the speaker by your mouth. You have now wiretapped the FBI.

* # ? Mar 16, 2017 20:02
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alnilam

nobodygetshurt posted:

Hacking tip: To reverse the wiretap, simply turn your phone upside down with the mic on your ear and the speaker by your mouth. You have now wiretapped the FBI.
* # ? Mar 16, 2017 20:02
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nobodygetshurt

 It's usually just noises of gunfire and fax machines.

* # ? Mar 16, 2017 20:02
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nobodygetshurt

 Buster: I hate living here with the FBI, also they might be listening in on this call.

FBI maid (away from the phone): Can I throw out this yogurt, Mr. FBI?

FBI: Sshhhh!

Me: First off, Buster I think it's time you moved out. And secondly, you don't want to take any chances with yogurt, FBI. Just throw it out.

* # ? Mar 16, 2017 20:10
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* # ? Mar 16, 2017 23:13
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Space Taxi
 My FBI lamp microphone is broken.

Is there a warranty hotline I can call or do I have to send it back to FBI headquarters?

* # ? Mar 19, 2017 01:28
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by Athanatos

Space Taxi posted:

My FBI lamp microphone is broken.

Is there a warranty hotline I can call or do I have to send it back to FBI headquarters?

lamp microphones fall under the purview of scientology, so just go external and ask Xenu for a refund

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by Athanatos
not that it does much good, Xenu always says no to refunds

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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Socks4Hands posted:

not that it does much good, Xenu always says no to refunds

:master:

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Space Taxi
 Stop this is the FBI! Are you sure you want to be seeing Janet behind Lucy's back like that?

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