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mysterious frankie posted:You ironically need some high level English skills to understand the fifth grade level wiener trash that flows our of our potus' mouth. TRANSCRIPT TRUMP: Ok, Putin, it's like this... I'm gonna tell you, and you're really going to love this, because let me tell you. This thing is just... the best and let me tell you something else. I've talked with a lot of top guys on this and they all agree. Terrific. --- VIETNAMESE GUY: We're gonna need to call in the Stupid People Windtalker to figure out if this is code or what.
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Trump's speech reads like a bad translation in an old videogame so I can see why if you're the person working to translate it you'd get the feeling you hosed up somewhere reading back on it
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eatenmyeyes posted:...why hasn't any substantive evidence been presented? He didn't make it up, he latched on to a conspiracy theory because it makes him look like a victim instead of a colossal fuckup. Trump doesn't give a poo poo about evidence, only winning. It's not yet guaranteed that even if it's false (and of course it's loving false) that he won't still be able to pull a win out of this. Already it's to the point of "Ok so maybe he did those wiretaps, but now those wiretaps". poo poo could still become a major problem even if Obama is in the clear legally.
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Fullhouse posted:Trump's speech reads like a bad translation in an old videogame so I can see why if you're the person working to translate it you'd get the feeling you hosed up somewhere reading back on it so what i'm hearing is trump is rufus shinra
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breaklaw posted:He didn't make it up, he latched on to a conspiracy theory because it makes him look like a victim instead of a colossal fuckup. Trump doesn't give a poo poo about evidence, only winning. It's not yet guaranteed that even if it's false (and of course it's loving false) that he won't still be able to pull a win out of this. Already it's to the point of "Ok so maybe he did those wiretaps, but now those wiretaps". poo poo could still become a major problem even if Obama is in the clear legally. I'm just continually baffled by how Trump keeps doubling down and and invariably fucks it up. Oh, and sorry if I came off as hostile. I didn't mean to direct my comment at you personally.
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eatenmyeyes posted:I'm just continually baffled by how Trump keeps doubling down and and invariably fucks it up. donald still thinks like a celebrity, he thinks he can just talk poo poo on twitter like before and it's just shouting into the void, winning twitter arguments, pointless garbage and he thinks president is just another level of celebrity, whoa, 20 million more followers, nice! so he literally doesn't understand that the president of the united states tweeting something actually carries consequences far the gently caress beyond celebrity piss wars, and he never will
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what if they arrest you for rape charges OP
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Duscat posted:donald still thinks like a celebrity, he thinks he can just talk poo poo on twitter like before and it's just shouting into the void, winning twitter arguments, pointless garbage no, he won't, and when i catch him on the russia poo poo, class will finally be in session
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What if thing huh what then What if, the thing
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The Brown Menace posted:What if thing huh what then Barry had two episodes of The Apprentice saved to his TiVo.
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what if obama unhinged his jaw and and his annelid form leapt out and implanted himself into trump would he be president again?
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The Brown Menace posted:What if thing huh what then
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BexGu posted:Go on......... Obama was a bad president. https://www.wired.com/2013/05/doj-got-reporter-phone-records/ That photo of Holder. lol
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breaklaw posted:The only way this would be acceptable is if they were tapping the Russians and caught Trump people on the taps. Not Trump, and not Trump Tower. If they really got a warrant to tap his campaign headquarters then the judges who granted the warrant should be investigated as well. Not really. Anyone with hundreds of millions in real estate deals across the globe should ideally be tapped.
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mugrim posted:Not really. Anyone with hundreds of millions in real estate deals across the globe should ideally be tapped. Has Hillary released her phone records yet?
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rudatron posted:hot take: thing is good I had figured you for a thing revisionist
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rudatron posted:hot take: thing is good alternatively: thing is bad and now I am angry on the internet, drive thru guy
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Phobophilia posted:what if obama unhinged his jaw and and his annelid form leapt out and implanted himself into trump would he be president again? Nobody can be president for more than 2 terms. No BODY
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Tunicate posted:Nobody can be president for more than 2 terms. so what I'm hearing is, when Trump leaves his corporeal body in an explosion of piss and becomes pure consciousness, we are all screwed
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Stinky Wizzleteats posted:what if he got a warrant and did it legally because in addition to being republican presidential nominee, trump is/was also a piss gargling russian spy 
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what if the moon was made of barbecue spare ribs?
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:what if the moon was made of barbecue spare ribs? I wouldn't be able to go there, I'm a vegetarian 
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what if anime became real op
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Phobophilia posted:what if anime became real op anime is real and donald trump is president of the usa
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What if it's deeper than just wiretapping https://twitter.com/thehill/status/840373725388251136 “President Obama himself said he was going to stay in Washington until his daughter graduated,” Kelly said at the event in remarks caught on video. “I think we ought to pitch in to let him go someplace else because he’s only there for one purpose and one purpose only, and that is to run a shadow government that is going to totally upset the new agenda.”
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GOP Lawmaker: "If you refuse to spill your vital energies into women or onto the floor like Onan, you can build up a tremendous amount of power."
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Prav posted:anime is real and donald trump is president of the usa but you repeat yourself
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NSA already wiretaps everybody.
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I'd hate to be the agent assigned to monitoring me. I bet they got all excited about an interesting leftist, possibly colluding with organizations of note based on online presence, then the reality set in quick that it was going to be a detail mainly concerned with chronicling a bald loser's travels to and from a couch. There's a ton of us out there running our mouths on the internet too, so there's probably an internal nickname used by agents unfortunate enough to get assigned to monitoring us, like Che Costanza or lovely Lenin.
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breaklaw posted:What if it's deeper than just wiretapping Counterpoint: Nobody works in the goddamn government at the moment because the Trump admin won't hire anybody.
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shithead careerists mad that they're not getting their pound of flesh quickly enough
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what if obama wiretapped trump's microwave
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mormonpartyboat posted:what if obama wiretapped trump's microwave THE INTERNET OF THINGS
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breaklaw posted:What if it's deeper than just wiretapping lol its like nixon and the brookings institute
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