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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


https://twitter.com/zuko_the_goat/s...691173316657155

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A HORNY SWEARENGEN
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!



gently caress yeah.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


LOTR memes slap.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Taco Defender



Great shirt. Shame about the model.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!


Knormal posted:



Great shirt. Shame about the model.

Oh drat did he die? F

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS AND DID AN OOPS BUT YOU KNOW WHAT SHIT HAPPENS. ps tom brady is GOAT


Ham Wrangler

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010
Bench press was, is and will never be a great chest builder.

ImpAtom posted:

Yeah, when Samwise is tempted he's tempted by the idea of having a super awesome garden and then overcomes said temptation by going "but I can have that already."

Nope. He overcomes it by realising that such lofty and fine things aren't for him, a simple hobbit born to serve his betters. He decides instead to give up the ring to orcs so he can die at his master's feet where he belongs.

Sam is a despicable caricature of Tolkien's idealised servant/poor.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



A HORNY SWEARENGEN
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!


Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.








https://i.imgur.com/5dODF2W.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.




This is the exact kind of pick me up I needed on a day like today.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008




Buglord


oof ouch

Rando
Mar 11, 2004



Killer robot posted:

Tolkien was big on negative cat stereotypes.

but he also wrote a good cat poem

Cat

The fat cat on the mat
may seem to dream
of nice mice that suffice
for him, or cream;
but he free, maybe,
walks in thought
unbowed, proud, where loud
roared and fought
his kin, lean and slim,
or deep in den
in the East feasted on beasts
and tender men.

The giant lion with iron
claw in paw,
and huge ruthless tooth
in gory jaw;
the pard, dark-starred,
fleet upon feet,
that oft soft from aloft
leaps on his meat
where woods loom in gloom--
far now they be,
fierce and free,
and tamed is he;
but fat cat on the mat
kept as a pet,
he does not forget.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


Rando posted:

but he also wrote a good cat poem

Cat

The fat cat on the mat
may seem to dream
of nice mice that suffice
for him, or cream;
but he free, maybe,
walks in thought
unbowed, proud, where loud
roared and fought
his kin, lean and slim,
or deep in den
in the East feasted on beasts
and tender men.

The giant lion with iron
claw in paw,
and huge ruthless tooth
in gory jaw;
the pard, dark-starred,
fleet upon feet,
that oft soft from aloft
leaps on his meat
where woods loom in gloom--
far now they be,
fierce and free,
and tamed is he;
but fat cat on the mat
kept as a pet,
he does not forget.

I adore this, thank you!

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016



ATP_Power posted:

Does anyone have the meme in the "haha go brrr" format but it's the crying guy with an unreadable wall of text and 2001 and solaris posters behind him vs a dude going "haha love transcends space and time" with an Interstellar poster behind him? I've tried digging around and can't find it anywhere.

quoting on new page because that sounds fantastic

Rando
Mar 11, 2004



Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

I adore this, thank you!

It's probably his best poem. At least I think so.

Royal W
Jun 20, 2008



The only appropriate use of the Drake meme

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


A HORNY SWEARENGEN
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!


A HORNY SWEARENGEN
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!


Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hey, Adora.



Grimey Drawer





Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

You may have to metaphorically make a deal with Mort. And by "Mort", I mean Robot Mort. And by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.


He doesn't want you to see him, because then he will have to do work for the government.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019



theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007





Agreed, covid19 is way more interesting than your summer plans

A HORNY SWEARENGEN
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!


theflyingexecutive posted:

Agreed, covid19 is way more interesting than your summer plans

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
how about we just not have the toilet cthulhu

And now I'm picturing the Spider-man bit where Spidey says JJJ must hate him because he's a racist.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand], I require only that you [kneel]



don't doxx me please

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


MizPiz
May 29, 2013

I have defended, and will continue to defend genocide

Is there a "my summer plans/2020" meme that's a garbage fire then a slightly worse garbage fire?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


What was the Meme Schedule 2020 anyway? I hope June will be as good as the walrus from a few years back.

e: 2018 was the last good meme year

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 08:00 on May 23, 2020

bike tory
May 6, 2007



MizPiz posted:

Is there a "my summer plans/2020" meme that's a garbage fire then a slightly worse garbage fire?

This has the same sort of energy I feel

https://twitter.com/SarahNEmerson/s...845170564788224

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

In my day, we crossed burning sand every day -- and liked it!

Get that brand ghoul poo poo outta here.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012







Well, at least it's an answer.

https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1263430346399297537
https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1264109138147041285
https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1264059439641853952
https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1263779262328266753
https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1263779193772404736
https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1263430751887843328

https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1262247330033463299
https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1263430743188893696

https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1263430004685209600

https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1262959836397895680

https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1261759265984770048
https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1260833554134560768
https://twitter.com/jaceaddax/statu...829010658168840

RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 09:15 on May 23, 2020

bike tory
May 6, 2007




Extremely good^

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012




I didnít know that Hercules was inbred, but I mean his father was Zeus, so yeah, checks out.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



Rando
Mar 11, 2004




I just got banned for 30 days on facebook for posting this. No poo poo.

Rando has a new favorite as of 10:23 on May 23, 2020

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Rando posted:

I just got banned for 30 days on facebook for posting this. No poo poo.



I mean checks out, you referenced the police, dangerous organization right there.

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

didn't know I needed this meme in my life but I love it, thanks

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