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GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

My friend, Sisyphus achieves greatness every time he accomplishes his goal, and every morning awakens to the opportunity to do it again

GlobglogGroAbgalab has a new favorite as of 04:16 on Jul 14, 2020

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Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/bishiebro/status/1282419349710671874?s=19

# ? Jul 14, 2020 04:18

Warbird: May 23, 2012; America's Favorite Dumbass

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/davecaos/status/1282469600945410048

If David Byrne was so great, why wasn�t he good enough to be in the Tom Tom Club?

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI1_RtrSa9U

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Catatron Prime: Aug 23, 2010; IT ME; Toilet Rascal

2020 man, the loving worst

Catatron Prime has a new favorite as of 05:07 on Jul 14, 2020

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

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FBS: Apr 27, 2015; The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

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dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Android Apocalypse posted:

Bruh wtf

# ? Jul 14, 2020 05:01

Kramdar: Jun 21, 2005; Radmark says....Worship Kramdar

Sagebrush posted:

san francisco's tap water comes directly from the hetch hetchy reservoir in yosemite national park. it's got so little sediment and gunk in it that they don't even have to filter it -- it is piped down the mountains to the city, has chlorine added at a treatment station, and goes straight from there to your house. every morning i get up and take a dump directly into some of the cleanest, purest, healthiest water that has ever existed on the face of the earth.

yet there are still zillions of people here who refuse to drink it. every time i go to the grocery store people are wheeling out jugs and flats of bottled water, nearly always from a company that bottles it at a different spring a few hundred miles south of yosemite, because tap water is gross

I drank plenty of hose water in SF but I was a transplant

Kheldarn posted:

And this poo poo wouldn�t keep me up at night. D&D seems like it needs more spice.

Kramdar has a new favorite as of 05:12 on Jul 14, 2020

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Time Cowboy: Nov 4, 2007; But Tarzan... The strangest thing has happened! I'm as bare... as the day I was born!

FBS posted:

drat. I spent like half of 2003 watching Mythbusters marathons. He was the one I liked the most.

# ? Jul 14, 2020 05:10

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Of all the hosts he was like a distant fourth of who I would have thought might die soon.

Fuckin' brain aneurysm at 49, what a poo poo way to go

# ? Jul 14, 2020 05:12

FBS: Apr 27, 2015; The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Memento posted:

Of all the hosts he was like a distant fourth of who I would have thought might die soon.

Fuckin' brain aneurysm at 49, what a poo poo way to go

With Jessi and now Grant I'm starting to worry about the rest of them. :smith:

# ? Jul 14, 2020 05:28

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Well gently caress.

# ? Jul 14, 2020 05:28

Catatron Prime: Aug 23, 2010; IT ME; Toilet Rascal

Time Cowboy posted:

drat. I spent like half of 2003 watching Mythbusters marathons. He was the one I liked the most.

Same, what a cool dude. This one hits hard

# ? Jul 14, 2020 05:31

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/UniversallyCAPE/status/1282809733116764162

https://twitter.com/covid9_teen/status/1282888972419633153

chitoryu12 has a new favorite as of 05:39 on Jul 14, 2020

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the_steve: Nov 9, 2005; We're always hiring!

https://twitter.com/KaiserNeko/status/1282813399873847297?s=20

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Michaellaneous: Oct 30, 2013

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PadreWoodrow: May 1, 2006

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Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Memento posted:

lmao

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Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

FBS posted:

With Jessi and now Grant I'm starting to worry about the rest of them.

man I forgot Jessi died. :smith:

I'm loving shocked Grant died. 49 years old, christ

# ? Jul 14, 2020 07:53

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Memento posted:

Of all the hosts he was like a distant fourth of who I would have thought might die soon.

Fuckin' brain aneurysm at 49, what a poo poo way to go

God, that's such a scary and lovely way to go.

My friend's dad died at 50. Healthy as poo poo cyclist in immaculate physical condition. Aneurysm while biking.

Meanwhile my grandfather made it to 90 eating fried bread and chainsmoking 3 packs a day.

Like it just seems cosmically unfair that you can do everything right and your own blood can be like "lol gently caress you".

# ? Jul 14, 2020 07:59

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Code Jockey posted:

man I forgot Jessi died.

I'm loving shocked Grant died. 49 years old, christ

He was 49?? I thought he was like 30.

# ? Jul 14, 2020 08:31

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

OwlFancier posted:

He was 49?? I thought he was like 30.

He was when they filmed originally. We're all old and going to die lol

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Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

ok this one had to be added, it's too good

Memento has a new favorite as of 09:07 on Jul 14, 2020

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Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Memento posted:

Seems the fact that story survives is itself a meme....

https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/7xkv7q/did-a-japanese-cult-detonate-a-nuclear-bomb-in-the-australian-desert

quote:

As investigators probed deeper into Mason's theory, they found it didn't stack up for a range of reasons. When the Australian Federal Police visited Banjawarn Station, there was no evidence of uranium mining on site. Although they did, to no one's surprise, find chemicals the group had been testing out on the sheep population. On top of that, the chronology was off. It was only a couple of weeks between the purchase of the property by the cult and the earthquake, and the first Aum Shinrikyo followers would only turn up in Perth on September 3, 1993...

...So, it was all bullshit. But Mason was an artist at the craft. To this day, his ghost lives in the backwaters of the Australian internet, where the text of his "investigation" is preserved online and wherever videos of him talking about his theories appear on YouTube channels whose owners also post videos about Reptilian alien infiltrators.

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Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Memento posted:

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BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

# ? Jul 14, 2020 09:14

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Cable Guy posted:

Seems the fact that story survives is itself a meme....

https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/7xkv7q/did-a-japanese-cult-detonate-a-nuclear-bomb-in-the-australian-desert

yeah but who are we to let the truth get in the way of a good ~~yarn~~meme?

Here's one that's definitely true

# ? Jul 14, 2020 09:23

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

LifeSunDeath posted:

content

Most of those are Yams / Oca

# ? Jul 14, 2020 11:20

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Eat a dick unicycle boy!

https://amp.theguardian.com/environment/2019/nov/29/how-perus-potato-museum-could-stave-off-world-food-crisis
Akshully
:goonsay:

# ? Jul 14, 2020 11:31

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Jestery posted:

https://amp.theguardian.com/environment/2019/nov/29/how-perus-potato-museum-could-stave-off-world-food-crisis
Akshully

huh. Wanna try those 'toes

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stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

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Ignimbrite: Jan 5, 2010; BALLS BALLS BALLS; Dinosaur Gum

I uh... not sure whether I want to keep my avatar once Jeffrey gets the forums.

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Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

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Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Does anybody have the "Death Is Certain" wizard edit of the Coronavirus task force flowchart meme edits?

I'm trying to find it but Google isn't helping and I can't remember what thread it was originally posted in.

EDIT for content