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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


Thatcher is Reagan without the pretence and it worked anyway.

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009

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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

they smell like cum.


Make up your mind.

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003



Posting for the URL: https://www.vice.com/en/article/qk97b3/trees-smell-like-vomit-jizz-barf-semen-spring

Fyadophobic
Dec 25, 2014



I always thought they smell like raw cookie dough mixed with old fish.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009

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My cum smells like old fish cookie dough, so it checks out.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!





My cum smells like roses

A HORNY SWEARENGEN
Aug 8, 2009

C🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬KER



Thump! posted:

My cum smells like roses

[Outkast voice]

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418



Scholtz posted:

Is there a tree that produces less harm to the local ecosystem while still providing the desirable smell of cum?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoqlYGuZGVM

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Thump! posted:

My cum smells like roses

A rose cum by any other name would smell just as sweet.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

HAMLET: Do you think I meant cumtree matters?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Empty Sandwich posted:

HAMLET: Do you think I meant cumtree matters?

SAMPSON: I do bite my cum, sir.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014





they smell like cum because i cum on them

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

News of the
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On the Move




Jabberlock posted:

they smell like cum because i cum on them

I think you might've misunderstood pollination.

Ignoranus
Jun 3, 2006

HAPPY MORNING

Thump! posted:

My cum smells like roses

I really hate that one Cums & Roses song, "Hot November Rain"

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!





SpacePig posted:

I think you might've misunderstood pollination.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

- Ska du ha maito i kaffet?


A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

And its root system kills other plants while that fruit kills animals and the nasty odors and toxic blooms kill insects.

These are all traits that are considered desirable in parks.

mmj
Dec 22, 2006

I've always been a bit confrontational

Ghost Leviathan posted:

They apparently were actually going to have that in Gladiator but felt audiences wouldn't believe it.

I feel it'd work more if the whole idea of gladiators always fighting to the death was countered with the historical reality of them being almost literally pro wrestlers with weapons.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=msDuNZyYAIQ

This except it's Russell Crowe yelling at Commodus

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019






Thank you

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs of siren songs
To oohs to ahhs to big applause
With all of my anger I scream and shout
America, I love you but you're freaking me out


Biscuit Hider

That70sHeidi posted:

Where does an American get MSG? Is it in regular grocery stores in the salt/spices aisle?

I have a dealer I go to

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012



Scholtz posted:

Is there a tree that produces less harm to the local ecosystem while still providing the desirable smell of cum?

You can just plant good trees and then cum on them. Get with the program

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011




some plague rats posted:

You can just plant good trees and then cum on them. Get with the program

Sneed and Chuck have you covered!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_otz6umycvd1wq6rd2.mp4

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 9, 2008



A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

oh yeah and they smell like cum.

____/

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Thanks for finally giving me a name for those cum trees!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

I hated your old avatar so much I paid for this one from a gay furry visual novel. gay rights and smoke weed every day

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

In my day, we crossed burning sand every day -- and liked it!

Does anybody have that edited brexit ballot where the choices are "Vote to have this exact thing happen" and "I vote against this exact thing happening"?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...


Empty Sandwich posted:

pizza is dough with lard on top.

anything else is not authentic.

went on a school trip as a teen through western France and we ate at a lovely chain restaurant that only made flammekueche and I gotta say authentic or not it was super gross

A HORNY SWEARENGEN
Aug 8, 2009

C🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬KER



Empty Sandwich posted:

pizza is dough with lard on top.

So your parents loving is pizza?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


I hope one day to smell the cum tree because I am extremely curious what it is supposed to smell like.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012



OwlFancier posted:

I hope one day to smell the cum tree because I am extremely curious what it is supposed to smell like.

... like cum, dude

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

OwlFancier posted:

I hope one day to smell the cum tree because I am extremely curious what it is supposed to smell like.

If your keyboard is dirty and goopy, smell that and you’ll get a sense of it.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches











OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


I think it came up () last time but I don't know what cum is supposed to smell like and I don't really want to start my own pony jar to find out so I'm mostly imagining the tree smells like oriental lillies because that's the oddest smelling flower I've encountered.

A HORNY SWEARENGEN
Aug 8, 2009

C🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬KER



Somehow I think finding someone who will let you smell their cum wouldn't be terribly difficult.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019





Swimming pools

Also that said chemically it’d smell like ammonia which is the wrong kind of bleach for swimming pools idkwtf

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015



Hihohe posted:

Man i want to try Garum on something

That's what I'm trying to tell you! You should literally try it on everything, because it's the best.



You can get it at any Asian grocery (at least, in Australia. Supermarkets here often stock it too).

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

So your parents loving is pizza?

all this time trying to watch my parents gently caress and this is the best you've got. smdho

Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 23, 2007



A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

So your parents loving is pizza?

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Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!



OwlFancier posted:

I think it came up () last time but I don't know what cum is supposed to smell like and I don't really want to start my own pony jar to find out so I'm mostly imagining the tree smells like oriental lillies because that's the oddest smelling flower I've encountered.

i don't know if it's like a genetic thing like cilantro tasting like soap or what, but i have no idea what people mean when they say cum has a smell or that bradford pear trees smell like cum. it doesn't really have a distinct smell to me at all???

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