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The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Wake me when you can cast Goulet Fireball.


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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Samuringa posted:

I have no idea what a skaven is







https://i.imgur.com/tUYjnX6.mp4







For not knowing you sure do find great memes of ones

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


All this Warhammer and no Khemri TV?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

All this Warhammer and no Khemri TV?


Lol




drat I miss old-school WHFB

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

https://imgur.com/a/ewVdS

loots of khemri tv

Catatron Prime
Aug 23, 2010

IT ME



Toilet Rascal

Endymion FRS MK1 posted:


how the gently caress is my hometown on SA


Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


oof

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Detective Buttfuck
Mar 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/authorisebeaver/status/1266615838829883394?s=20

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

These are so drat good

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Eastbound Spider posted:

How In the Goddammn do you delay a fireball?
The simplest option is to just cast Delayed Blast Fireball, a polite and patient evocation

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



This all sounds like a fantasy to me

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Eastbound Spider posted:

This all sounds like a fantasy to me
no, that sounds wrong. can I interest you in a delayed spell metamagic? very non-fantasy, I assure you

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The Bloop posted:

Lol




drat I miss old-school WHFB

Didn't they try to update it recently and turn all the dorky but fun models into dorky but grimdark models

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

If by which you mean dumpster WHFB and replace it with a new fantasy game line then yes

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Xarbala posted:

If by which you mean dumpster WHFB and replace it with a new fantasy game line then yes

Games Workshop is apparently bringing in back in a few years with "Warhammer: The Old World". Not much shown yet than some teaser of Kislev bear cavalry though.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

All true and powerful incantations.

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

My Norwegian grandmother frequently makes up nonsensical expressions, so this checks out.

She also says "gently caress all swedes forever and always, the insipid bootlicker fucks" but she literally did a Snow Treasure so I guess she can say what she wants.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012


Interestingly "morningtime has gold in the mouth" and "biting through the sour apple" are sayings in Dutch too. The first one rhymes in Dutch.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/1266678281673342976?s=20

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LOL

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


what are the meanings of each of these?

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Dungeon Ecology posted:

what are the meanings of each of these?

The pear one ≈ get off your high horse

Owls in the moss ≈ something suspicious

Apple handsome ≈ smart arse

Gold in mouth ≈ early bird gets the worm

Sour apple ≈ bite the bullet/take it in stride

The cat and tie and bathroom/toilet ones are just nonsensical phrases that rhyme or sound funny. The bottom one is eanie meanie miney moe.

Edit: the moss one is a loan from Danish, where mose = bog/swamp, whereas in Norwegian mose = moss. Obviously the translator doesn't know this. An inferior Norwegian, probably from Trøndelag, or even worse, Oslo.

Vlex has a new favorite as of 18:33 on May 30, 2020

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

Dungeon Ecology posted:

what are the meanings of each of these?

to cont that:
'Don't walk around the porridge' = Say what you mean, don't talk around it / beating around the bush.
'Now you've hit on the big drum' = Been egotistical and self-inflating? Making a big deal out of yourself / exaggerating for your own benefit.

Alternate versions of that is:
Turning a feather into 7 hens.
Turn a mosquito into an elephant.

A bonus one for you:
'Shooting sparrows with cannons.' - Overdoing something significantly.

As mentioned by Vlex, the cat, bathroom, elle melle are just kinda nonsense rhymes.
The Cat one is
'Vil du høre en vits? Katten med slips!'
Much like say, 'See you later, Alligator'.

SubNat has a new favorite as of 19:06 on May 30, 2020

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Bracing myself for incoming ATLA-based memes now that everyone's watching it on Netflix

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
But everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Jon Joe posted:

But everything changed when the coronavirus attacked.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

SubNat posted:

to cont that:
'Don't walk around the porridge' = Say what you mean, don't talk around it / beating around the bush.
'Now you've hit on the big drum' = Been egotistical and self-inflating? Making a big deal out of yourself / exaggerating for your own benefit.

Alternate versions of that is:
Turning a feather into 7 hens.
Turn a mosquito into an elephant.

A bonus one for you:
'Shooting sparrows with cannons.' - Overdoing something significantly.

As mentioned by Vlex, the cat, bathroom, elle melle are just kinda nonsense rhymes.
The Cat one is
'Vil du høre en vits? Katten med slips!'
Much like say, 'See you later, Alligator'.

'Can't change a tire without d's' =

Dees Nuts

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Walk like a cat around hot porridge :sweden:

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Data Graham posted:

Bracing myself for incoming ATLA-based memes now that everyone's watching it on Netflix

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2010/aug/12/the-last-airbender

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Jon Joe posted:

But everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


When do the Norwegians plan on returning to space.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
sigh

Muffin Rhino
Dec 31, 2006

I am SO gay for Doctor Cox.




Muffin Rhino has a new favorite as of 23:52 on May 30, 2020

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nysb-m49Ol0
Either the writer had a really good time coming up with that, or they were so past the horizon point of sanity that it was the only way they could parse what their job demanded of them.

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