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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gnossiennes posted:

i don't know if it's like a genetic thing like cilantro tasting like soap or what, but i have no idea what people mean when they say cum has a smell or that bradford pear trees smell like cum. it doesn't really have a distinct smell to me at all???

I'm glad it's not just me.

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
I've never cum and have never made anybody else cum nor had any opportunity to knowingly smell cum at any other time, but I know exactly what the trees that smell like cum are because people post pictures of them and I've seen and smelled them in real life

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Apparently it is mostly a US thing looking at wikipedia because it was imported there and planted a lot but is not native to the western hemisphere. It also helpfully informs me that the cum tree has weak crotches and a short lifespan, which tracks with what I was told as a child.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
PYF: I'm Existin' just for Stamens! (and pistils)

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
It's Always Sunny In Coruscant







PringleCreamEgg
Jul 2, 2004

Sleep, rest, do your best.
Just lol if your cum doesn’t smell like a swimming pool and if your sweat doesn’t smell like vinegar.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Swimming pools

Also that said chemically it’d smell like ammonia which is the wrong kind of bleach for swimming pools idkwtf

if your cum smells like ammonia you should probably see a doctor

Etoniichuan
Oct 27, 2005

What if it smells like disappointment and regret?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

RFC2324 posted:

if your cum smells like ammonia you should probably see a doctor

Or at least eat more pineapple

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

We know it smells from first-hand accounts

https://twitter.com/ThatsOurMongo/status/1330650551567196164

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Swimming pools

Also that said chemically it’d smell like ammonia which is the wrong kind of bleach for swimming pools idkwtf

Fun fact: the swimming pool smell isn’t chlorine itself. You’re smelling the oxidation products of all the gross organic molecules people excrete.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Platystemon posted:

Fun fact: the swimming pool smell isn’t chlorine itself. You’re smelling the oxidation products of all the gross organic molecules people excrete.

then why does it smell like the bottle of chlorine?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I, too, remember this QCS thread.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

RFC2324 posted:

if your cum smells like ammonia you should probably see a doctor

The link said the chemicals the tree make smell of ammonia. Neither pools nor semen have ammonia afaik

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

RFC2324 posted:

then why does it smell like the bottle of chlorine?

Hell of a way to find out someone’s been peeing in your bottle of chlorine.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
All of you who can't smell the trees need to check your cuticles like right loving now

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Posting in the PYF cum chat before the forums are shut down

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Posting in the PYF cum chat before the forums are shut down

https://twitter.com/dril/status/922321981

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Gnossiennes posted:

i don't know if it's like a genetic thing like cilantro tasting like soap or what, but i have no idea what people mean when they say cum has a smell or that bradford pear trees smell like cum. it doesn't really have a distinct smell to me at all???

Well, I can tell you that it's a surprisingly strong and characteristic smell. Like, if somebody cums into a tissue and then throws it in the toilet, the smell will linger in the air for quite a while.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

OwlFancier posted:

I think it came up (:v:) last time but I don't know what cum is supposed to smell like and I don't really want to start my own pony jar to find out so I'm mostly imagining the tree smells like oriental lillies because that's the oddest smelling flower I've encountered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBD7pm8rAg0








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Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
My cum has no smell. Old, stale cum can definitely smell

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

Agents are GO! posted:

Does anybody have that edited brexit ballot where the choices are "Vote to have this exact thing happen" and "I vote against this exact thing happening"?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

So your parents loving is pizza?
some no ... some n .. noo pizza rules

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

CPColin posted:

All of you who can't smell the trees need to check your cuticles like right loving now

What... for?

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??

Aaaah, gently caress

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

OwlFancier posted:

What... for?

Sounds like some kind of Dr House Medical Doctor wizardry :thunk:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I think zinc deficiency can result in reduced sense of taste and smell, and one of the other signs of that is white marks on your fingernails? IANAD, clearly

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy




Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


This is some fucken good salt

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



PYF Salt and cum, it's all flavor.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


I missed a day because vaccine shot no. 2 knocked my rear end out, but I have to pay my respects to this post.

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Posting in the PYF cum chat before the forums are shut down

why do they call it cumin when you cum in the cold food out of hot eat the food

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??

Challenge to gently caress lamp accepted

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ah yes lamps, the things I turn on when I'm trying to go to sleep.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

RIP Palpatine

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

QUACKTASTIC posted:


RIP Palpatine

For the first time I can say "Always in the meme thread".

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

QUACKTASTIC posted:


RIP Palpatine

LOL!

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