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Detective No. 27 posted:I've always wanted a sci-fi show or movie where the lips and voice don't match when being universally translated. I know it would be a pain in the rear end, but dang that would be cool. Dune and Star Trek Beyond. They don't completely cover the original audio though.
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Detective No. 27 posted:I need to rewatch Star Trek Beyond, I don't remember it doing that. Three minutes into this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJoJ4Y8sZ8w&t=180s
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Feb 24, 2020 23:11
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Auto parts stores sell painters masks that look like military grade gas masks to dumb people who are dumb enough to think N95 will protect them. An N95 mask is literally what the World Health Organization recommends to health care workers handling specimens suspected to be infected.
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Mar 5, 2020 05:32
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Which means nothing when dealing with a virus that can be contracted through the eyes, ears, and can survive on skin. Not by itself. More to the point, you'd have to be wearing your full suit positive pressure hazmat rig the whole time you're out of the house for it to be any more effective than washing your hands and trying to avoid people sneezing in your face.
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Mar 5, 2020 14:03
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Megera posted:To be fair, I've seen boomers chilling in cafes and still going to work. The olds don't give a gently caress Because giving a gently caress would require any change to their way of life.
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Mar 20, 2020 00:01
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wizzardstaff posted:Teeth dreams are one of those "universal" dream motifs that I have somehow never experienced in my entire life. Same. My strategy is to maintain aggressive eye contact with anyone I meet and act as if nothing is abnormal until I can retreat to somewhere with clothes.
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Apr 8, 2020 20:52
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Facebook Aunt posted:Wait, Superman doesn't have great night vision? He's totally helpless to stop guys with night vision goggles from doing whatever they want in the dark? Were they just looking in opposite directions because they were focused on changing?
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Apr 21, 2020 00:39
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Facebook Aunt posted:I'm not sure it would be bisexuality and not . . . something else. Castiel is not a man. We've seen angels seamlessly switch between male and female vessels so I'm not sure that he's even fundamentally male. Angels seem mostly sexless, except for the occasional perv that makes a Nephilim, and all the other angels think that is gross as hell. That last line pairs well with your avatar.
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Nov 7, 2020 00:25
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Feb 20, 2021 11:45
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Memento posted:How do you know he wasn't a feet guy? No, it just seems like that because old timey Quentin Tarantino wrote a bunch of stuff into the bible about Jesus washing people's feet.
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May 1, 2021 06:31
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"I want to brag about how my kids don't have a skill I didn't teach them!" Coincidentally RCR just reviewed the '84 Oldsmobile Hurst Olds, the car boomers were buying when they were the age Millennials are now and wanted to pretend to slam through the gears on their slushbox automatic:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjTqjRK_SQs
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May 3, 2021 22:13
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I like his new entrance better, where the WWE blasts him with as much light as their lighting technicians can provide:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzBmve2wV6M I've heard that even in person it is blinding to look at him.
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May 5, 2021 06:32
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Did they realize they'd probably not be able to catch the guy so they insulted his dick so he'd at least feel bad?
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May 15, 2021 02:09
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Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:I...think you may be confused about how light and pigment interact. Are you doing this on purpose?
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May 22, 2021 23:03
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Zil posted:Or some of us want to forget about it I've changed my mind. Is it too late to talk about pulling broken glass out of a bloody rear end in a top hat instead of a philosophical argument about whether color is the light that reaches your eye vs the thing they bounce off of?
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May 23, 2021 01:10
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Zil posted:Is she straight up smothering a dude with her chest? Yes, but only to keep the dude from ordering the ship to destroy a planet until it was out of range, then she let him go.
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May 31, 2021 06:50
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Imagine revving your car engine as hard as possible for like 30 minutes. Except boats rarely have more than one gear so they're usually designed to operate at high RPM for extended periods of time.
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Jun 3, 2021 02:59
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Which is why I said revving your car engine. That doesn't drop the RPM into the next gear. That's an inboard and I've never been on a recreational boat* that couldn't do at least 10+ minutes at wide open throttle without issue, usually without even the engine temperature increasing. More likely some chud didn't keep up on the maintenance on his 90s ski boat fuel system and also didn't have the best airflow through the engine compartment while doing aggressive maneuvers. *Yes there are more utilitarian boats that can over-rev their engines.
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Jun 3, 2021 03:53
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mind the walrus posted:I was wondering why Gen Zed hornies were going apeshit over a generic short-haired pixie, but then I saw something that made it all crystal-clear: You seem unfamiliar with Raven from Teen Titans
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Jun 5, 2021 20:58
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mind the walrus posted:Porn and memes do a brain a bad I mean, I know porn has been around since forever but I don't think Malcolm X was driving wealthy couples out to brothels back in the early 40s so the husband could watch a negro bang his wife because of kinetoscopes and Kilroy. It's not my jam, but to my understanding it's like S&M except you get off on emotional pain instead of physical pain.
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Jun 19, 2021 03:57
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Facebook Aunt posted:Right, and those dudes were actually into the cuck fetish. That's different that people who think they might be into being cucked because they enjoy watching other dudes be cucked in cuck porn. With any fetish there's always the first time where you find out that maybe this isn't for you. Sometimes its deciding food+sex is too messy to be fun or that you cramp up if you try folding yourself up into the position you saw in that hot woodcut. Millennials didn't invent being disappointed by real life.
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Jun 20, 2021 05:22
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I remember when that commercial came out and my aunt asked my cousin why he wanted a PS2 when they were already planning the next one.
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Jun 22, 2021 00:49
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OwlFancier posted:I think if you can eat the pizza without opening the box you're entitled to it, to be honest. Grab some chopsticks and it's like building a ship-in-a-bottle in reverse.
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Jun 23, 2021 16:24
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central dogma posted:Classic meme time. Everyone post the oldest meme saved onto their phone by download date. I'm cheating by not using my phone, using an image macro, and skipping the actual oldest because it was dumb and slightly racist. October 2006: 
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Jun 28, 2021 22:07
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Oh please, as if those shirts weren't made specifically for racist shitheads to buy at truck stops. Yeah, substitute "Smith" and most don't even parse correctly. Not to mention how embarrassing something like that would be to wear even to a family reunion. Unless the algorithm found shirts that already had his last name in them, and even that would be a stretch.
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Jul 6, 2021 20:20
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RFC2324 posted:you have never spent time near a family that refers to itself as a clan, apparently. those shirts absolutely track with most last names, but White isn't one of them... well, at least not in a positive way. Pretty sure no member of the family wants to be referred to as part of the White Clan I'd say half of the shirts don't track if you count the two identical phrases as one shirt. There are a few people who like being part of the White Clan but they already have "original boys in the hood" shirts*. *I went inside a shop in Georgia that is part Civil War museum, part store that sells confederate memorabilia and racist bumper stickers and that shirt was the only one they sold but didn't have on display.
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Jul 6, 2021 20:56
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:what if we took the vin diesel memes but with charles manson's face pasted in Because last time we did that people started listening to Chuck Norris and his opinions.
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Jul 8, 2021 00:56
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Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:Customers care much more about Starbucks vocabulary than employees. We never correct anyone who says small, medium, or large, but all day long people will ask us questions "what do you call the medium size?" "We call it grande but you can always just say medium." "Ok I'll have a grande coffee" This is especially true around Christmas.
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Jul 14, 2021 23:46
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Data Graham posted:Only ever released on VHS I saw a bumper sticker the other day of Calvin wearing a maga hat peeing on Biden's name. It's one of the best own-goals I've ever seen.
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Jul 23, 2021 21:47
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Sagebrush posted:my 11 year old nephew told everyone on facebook one day that he had decided he was going to be a raper To be fair, that was Eminem's backup career in case it wasn't a rapper that he made it as.
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Jul 28, 2021 06:34
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Dabir posted:Pretty sure Quark's only property is his bar? Only because his mother is so good at hiding her assets.
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Aug 1, 2021 07:12
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Basic Poster posted:I've been here under a few names since probably 2005, and since the internet started funneling into a few outlets and getting de-distributed, I've never, ever heard of "Chris Chan" and I've never been happier to be a part of this community. Real glad we have standards. It's like when the pythons took Brittney out of spam a lot and said "we don't laugh at sad people". I feel like 15 years ago we absolutely would have gotten involved in this crap, at least for a weekend. We all just got too ... Or maybe it just feels like that now that I've migrated from GBS to more specific subforums.
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Aug 2, 2021 20:21
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RFC2324 posted:why would she even need implants tho. trans girls frequently grow giant mommy milkers all on their own From what little I remember from 20 years ago, hormones alone only gave you a B cup at best. Have hormone treatments come that far, or was that just from the much smaller sample size available back then?
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Aug 4, 2021 21:01
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:I've got DDs and no implants it's seriously a roll of the dice, just like with *anyone* and if you can't grow your own, store-bought is fine Good to know, and congrats on the bangin' set of tits!
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Aug 5, 2021 02:14
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Data Graham posted:I too have seen fite club Did it cause you to threaten people while declaring how not violent you are?
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Aug 6, 2021 03:16
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Damned children's movies treating the audience like children!
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Aug 9, 2021 07:15
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:My favorite things about Wendys salad bar is when our parents stopped at one on a vacation. They've must've just installed it at the Wendys, because the manager was just sort of hanging around it, making sure everyone enjoyed it and had what they needed. But he also kept up this running banter, like he needed to big-up the salad bar and keep everyone pumped for it. I had to scroll back up halfway through this post to see if your username was The Taco Kid and I was reading an origin story.
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Aug 29, 2021 08:22
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CPColin posted:Dutch != Deutsch Tell that to the Dutch Angle and the Amish.
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Sep 19, 2021 00:13
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The Imp of Nipples posted:What does milk have to do with omelets? It's used to make cheese, which isn't required but is a common ingredient.
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Goa Tse-tung posted:lol spain = sheeppain And here I thought they were calling them sheep fuckers.
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