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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Tiggum posted:

You must live a very disappointing life.

What's wrong with your messed up rectum that pooping takes long enough to be a nice time for serene relaxation? How long do you spend on the toilet?

You reach a certain age, man. :(

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Guy Mann posted:

I'd recognize that sword anywhere.



Imagine this guy outside in the rain.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Jamesman posted:

Mike Pence = Skinner makes a lot of sense. Please post more evidence to back this up.

Michael! Cure the gays faster!
I'm trying, Mother, it's hard.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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ToxicSlurpee posted:

Fun fact: wine tasters couldn't tell the difference between red wine and white wine that was dyed with red food coloring. Wine tasters also react to how fancy the bottle is. Somebody put the same wine in two separate bottles; a simple one with a simple label and a fancy one with a fancy label. The fancy bottle got rated consistently higher ratings despite being literally the same wine.

I've seen taste tests where wine tasters found boxed wine to be pretty good, but a wine taster who doesn't taste the difference between red and white is lying about their job. Color or no, the taste and texture are distinctly different.

Though it occurs to me that I've never drank chilled red wine or room temperature white, I wonder how much that might throw you off. Also never really drank a wine I didn't like.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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pillsburysoldier posted:

If it's your first flight, you have to fight

:golfclap:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Holy poo poo :captainpop:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I've wondered, do you guys like these ironically or something? Cause goddamn.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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whiteyfats posted:

I think it's funny. :smith:

Well, then I guess I'm just a fat jerk. Sorry.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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His lyrics are bottomless...

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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So that's what they look like up close.

Erebus posted:

It's real hosed up that woman has a face and isn't 20

I thought there were laws in this country

I have some acid here I'm not doing anything with, just sayin'.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Where wife

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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For bodyguards...

BY BODYGUARDS!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Trebek posted:

Game over.

It had a good run. Someone do the necessary and take this meme out back. Let it see one last sunset.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Thanks for all the snek

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Throwing stones in any kind of house is p dumb. What if you hit the dog?

The stone dog or the glass dog?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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soylon posted:

the man's so thin skinned he's refusing to admit it was a typo and having his press secretary claim a select group of insiders know what it meant. it's not exactly hard to get under there.

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/335809-spicer-offers-cryptic-explanation-for-trump-covfefe-tweet

We're now literally at the point of "The president meant to poo poo himself. And he shat himself more brownly and completely than any man in history."

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I'm trying my best to remember what episode the Milhouse-esque picture is from, but can't. The one Simpsons shitposting meme I can't enjoy. :(

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Thanks! Thought it was an episode I hadn't seen, but I had.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Well, he didn't.

Courtney, on the other hand...

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Erebus posted:

Preorder now





LOVED this guy in Lethal Weapon 5.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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*votes 5 everyday*

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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GodspeedSphere posted:

One of the first things I learned on here is to be careful what you ask for, or else you'll see things that'll make your grandmother roll over in her grave.

Wait, my grandmother? oldpainless, you bastard!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Holy poo poo. First Loss edit to make me laugh in a looong time.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I wonder if, in that private meeting Trump and Obama had before he got sworn in, Trump made some comic book villain "I'm going to tear down everything you have created" speech.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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dad-a-chik?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Phlegmish posted:

But the Romans rebuilt Carthage.

Is this even the real Scipio Africanus? I've heard that some people use fake identities online.

He's verified. :shrug:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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What's the idea behind those? Just getting your personal details to sell them to advertizers or something?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Rolo posted:

Make space great again. Put up a bigger airlock. Keep Ramirez out.

No! Let Ramirez in, he says he's the real one.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Everything's comin' up Radioactive Man.

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I guess this was inevitable

https://twitter.com/Monkey_D_Freaky/status/1697286032566231157

Can't wait until my kid's rolling their eyes at skibidi toilet cuz it's ancient and lame

Here I go! Here I am! Skibidi Dop! Thank you ma'am! *flush*

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