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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Question mark. Can't beat what you don't understand

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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Your loss mate

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

You posted:

Once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school, but when he finally came back his hair had turned from black into bright white

Are you sure your parents didn't just get you a new one?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Paladinus posted:

Dogs do have souls. Animal souls. Just like plants have plant souls. Only human souls are eternal, though.

So humans get their own souls but all the other animals have to share? Someone got lazy

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
I got bored after a few episodes so I guess that makes me the coolest person here?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
I thought he went out of business?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

hard counter posted:

there's def more variety but it'd be mostly dumb nerd poo poo no one would prob get, for e.g.








i think you might be on to something here

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
you'd have to do more than space marines for the meme to have legs tho

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Olive! posted:

Just when I thought I had seen every variation of the tired Goon Argument About Steak, I'm presented with 'steak cooked less than well-done is like pedophilia'. Bravo.

thanks. i skipped the last half of the page and it would have sucked to miss that

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
None of you are going to beat the guy who compared steaks to paedophilia so there's really no point trying

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Last page

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

i have never heard of this band and yet i know exactly what they sound like

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Goons spamming anime are this forum's version of the brony dude awkwardly ruining that couple's wedding photos.

i havent seen these photos

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

The Wurst Poster posted:

No I don't care if the neighbors call the cops I'm gonna go in the front yard right as the elementary school kids are walking to school?

But aside from that, what skills do you feel you would bring to the moderation team?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Paladinus posted:

The story didn't happen. :ssh:

It probably did. Turns out a lot of Italian-americans on the US east coast aren't actually descended from Italians

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

wouldnt it be the entente for ww1?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

This comic is really overestimating how many people outside of Canada have heard of poutine

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

"i wasn't going to vaccinate my kids until i saw that reddit post" said no one ever

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

pseudorandom posted:

My meat intelligence is telling me this must be the product of "artificial intelligence".

The combination of "this is shopped" alarms, the weird distortion in the white space, and the fact that nothing loving makes sense. Please tell me this is the product of some cyberbeing's dreamland.

https://twitter.com/Iantnova/status/1121015138126061568

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

so THATS how we end up getting mole people

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Gann Jerrod posted:

This is some Man After Man style bullshit.


'reproductive cells'. dont play coy, it's a loving ballsack

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

this explains everything

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

AstroWhale posted:

:hmmyes:
The right one is why nearly all economics papers are bullshit.

i figured that was the joke

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Paladinus posted:

Bengaluru is in India, so............

theyre dalits

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Dabir posted:

lemme know when I can put my feet online so I can check if the shoes actually fit

there are already many places on the internet that would be happy to do this for you

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
epstien's been arrested, pinker is one of the many public figures who is likely connected

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/Juiceone3/status/1158510485098160130

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

and it works

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Dersh shoulda stuck to writing bad fiction

https://twitter.com/AlanDersh/status/1152589133241602048?s=19

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Tree Bucket posted:

Isn't there that theory that a heap of shipwrecked Spaniards from the Spanish Armada wound up in Ireland, and cut a genetic swath through the milk-skinned locals? (Although, on reflection, it sounds a bit like cover for the Italian Mailman theory.)

thats one of the theories but nobody really knows for sure. black irish is definitely a thing tho

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

The Bloop posted:

Someone doesn't know D&D rules about fungus

Checkmate.... Uh.... I'm not sure which way to point this burn

If it's visible you have to go home and shower?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

We Know Catheters posted:

They were circles before they were fruit shapes

Merlin???

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

That's Courtney Love's

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

zoux posted:

Well fellow posters, which of the three jokes did yo u like best

do you really need two extra monitors?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

foobardog posted:

There's a strong argument to be made that Sodom and Gomorrah's sin was more attempting to rape strangers than homosexuality.

Christianity was a mistake.

The argument being "actually read the loving bible"


quote:

Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. 50 They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Amateur Saboteur posted:

volcel are the strongest characters in the christopher nolan cinematic universe:
batman
superman
me

none of us cum, youve never seen it happen

can you really not jack off without porn?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/WeWuzBoomers/status/1237765287619018760

Get ready for a whole new tier of cringey boomer memes

I thought they were trying to downplay the whole joe-pedo thing

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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Fool mistook their torkoal for a charjabug

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