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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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UFOPORNOO?

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Hmm yes is The Rock going to do bondage stuff with this 15-year-old girl? Find out in the meme thread!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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If you want to dive deep into the etymology, the Finnish 99 is one-under-ten-tens-one-under-ten.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W29WzYz8m8

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Posting memes is cultural appropriation. Everyone who isn't a Finn should stop now.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Jerry Cotton posted:

The KISS principle at work.

???

quote:

Bart gets another wedgie from the bullies. Bart tells them that this time they went too far and suddenly starts spraying fire from his mouth. He burns up the bullies body and principal Skinner sends him home. Marge then tells him why his tongue has grown longer and why he can breathe fire, his father is Gene Simmons. For 11 years was Marge and her girlfriends at a KISS concert while she was dating Homer. After the concert, she lost her friends and when She was going to call for a ride, she met the singer Gene Simmons. Simmons asked Marge if she wanted go out with him and she did. That night, he got Marge pregnant with Bart. In the morning, When Marge woke up, Simmons was gone and had left his bass guitar.

Marge then gave Bart Simmons the guitar and he decides to change his last name from "Simpson" to "Simmons". Bart transforms into a supernatural young Gene Simmons and can fly and change things. He flies to the school where he turns all his classmates into animals and burns his teacher up. Marge tells the truth about Bart's dad to Homer, but he does not care that much. Bart goes home and talks to Lisa about his new power, when Kang and Kodos came with his friends to enslave their entire world. Bart goes to them and tells them that he began to do it two hours ago and he will transform Mt. Rushmore to whatever he wants, putting kids in charge of everything, only a few shows are allowed to be on TV and every day is free comic book day. He then asks what they intend to do and they realize that their plans stinks and flies home. Lisa congratulations Bart, he saved the planet and Bart realizes what he should do, he starts a band called BART.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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If you live a good Christian life, you'll go to Heaven and get 72 embryos.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Jerry Cotton posted:

I like the non-denominational hyvät pyhät which is pretty common here. Translates to "nice holies".

I mean we use the pagan name for it even when we talk about the Christian celebration,

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Joulu (Yule)

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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beato posted:

How about the pavement in my town...



Context: It's a brick version of The Lielvarde Belt which is Latvia's most iconic ethnographic belt featuring symbols twined around with countless legends. It runs right through Lielvarde town centre. The swastika part is in the middle of the linked image.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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You can actually pinpoint the second when he got bored.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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surf rock posted:

Here's a thing I just remembered: something like 15 years ago when I was a kid, I saw my very first internet meme. I thought it was so funny that I literally printed it out and taped it to my bedroom wall. I think it was up for at least a year. Jesus Christ.



not goatse 1/5

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/968093350451646466

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Iaponia delenda est

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://i.imgur.com/Jd5u7VI.gifv

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Karate Bastard posted:

So what does siip huup ryys even mean? Asking since I swear sometimes it's all that gets me through the working day. It be nice to know what it means.

Google gives me this and suggests I search for siip huup rays instead. I mean sure.

They are silly onomatopoeias from old Finnish Disney comics.

"ryys" is drinking sound and others seem to be some sort of machine noises.

I think these are the original panels.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kuiperdolin posted:

I was kind of hoping some websites would go nuclear and just block all Uros to see the meltdowns.



Missing my Bulls fluff pieces.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Rattfylleri åker fast.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Madden

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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So that's why the goons think everyone is David Mitchell. The face recognition part of our brain has specialized to detect goatse and loss everywhere.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Sam who?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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No ring

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/1055300452277985285

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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BillyC posted:

I wonder how high the Plot Power% got before the event fired.

Suicide by exploding manure?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Same but testing friendly fire and me killing my boss.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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canyoneer posted:

rib kid murdered a half rack of ribs

rip rib

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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mysterious frankie posted:

My favorite on that is killing serendipity. Millennials rewrote the underlying rules of causality.
For those curious:

article posted:

Have millennials killed all chances of finding love by fate or chance? With dating apps being the main source of scheduling dates, hook-ups or flings, are millennials no longer letting fate play a role in the equation? In our ever so meticulously calculated and planned lives do we even want room for chance?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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loving Took!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

That's not a sedan.

Legoman's eyes were cheated by some spell.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

Has anyone who isn't a complete moron ever tried to create an artificial human language?

Koshantti konyoneantti kowhontti kosn'tintti koantti kompletecontti koronmontti koverentti koedtrintti kotontti koatecrentti konantti komanhuntti konguagelantti?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Power Khan posted:

Is that finnish?

It's a Finnish version of Pig Latin.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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And then the knife is a cake. And both astronauts.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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But do non-memetic people really deserve to live?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Pokemen are sentient so "owning" them is very sexy by default.

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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FFT posted:

this implies that one of the lego lotr games lets you play as isildur

looking further there's just the one lego lotr game but it covers the trilogy and this happens in the prologue

In the bonus level you play as giant Sauron and destroy the entire Middle Earth like Godzilla.

And you can unlock almost any LotR character and go around punching hobbits.

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