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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

There are apples that have been flavored with grape juice, called Grapples.

I always thought they should flavor some grapes with apple juice and call them Apes.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2018 17:23

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 11:44

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Bath Tubs posted:

Roses are red
Groot is small
Why his head so god drat tall

Roses are red
Groot's not dead
He neckhole too small for he gotdamn head

# ¿ Oct 24, 2018 06:35

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Nuggan posted:

Coincidentally, the original loss also resulted from a fool's mate

# ¿ Nov 8, 2018 23:50

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

I was watching The Good Place recently and Ted Danson's line about humans loving to take something that's really good, and then make it suck a little so you can have more of it, that's gonna stick with me a long time

# ¿ Nov 13, 2018 20:10

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

PittTheElder posted:

That's when you let them, so they can discover that in fact nobody will pay for blood, because it turns out literal blood rain saturates the blood market quite quickly.

Also the regular market, the inn, the horse stables, the guard post...

# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 01:27

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Did you watch lords of the rings with neither sound nor subtitles?

No, no, I see it: Balin, Dwalin, Dori, Nori, Ori, Oin, Gloin, Fili, Kili, Chifur, Chofur, Chonkur, and Thorin Oakenshield

# ¿ Nov 18, 2018 17:56

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Much like your posting

# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 00:23

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

The shibboleth of our era: "haha no that's My Pet Monster"

congratulations, you too are past your useful years, and shall be put to the sword

Phy has a new favorite as of 14:58 on Nov 27, 2018

# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 14:54

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

pseudorandom posted:

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 05:10

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Trabant posted:

I think Steamed Hams in particular has been around longer, but it's just the way 2018 is. Terrible and so incredibly stupid, to the point it warped time around itself. As someone pointed out, we actually had the Olympics only a few months ago.

Yeah but they were a winter Olympics, so nobody cares, and the Canadians didn't win hockey or curling so not even we cared

(my apologies to all our Team Canada medalists in events I didn't watch)

# ¿ Dec 3, 2018 03:36

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Guy Mann posted:

Everett True is a treasure

_{_{(I think the original said "now let me explain the hawley-smoot tariff act" or some slightly less anachronistic poo poo)}}

# ¿ Dec 10, 2018 19:01

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Paladinus posted:

Where the hell is mayo?

Easy there Nietzsche, the people aren't ready for your 3D morality cube

# ¿ Dec 14, 2018 14:42

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Today I learned that Albert Brooks was Bob "Super Dave" Einstein's brother, and also that "Brooks" was a stage name, for what should be obvious reasons

# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 01:35

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Hellblazer187 posted:

Another self made meme of extremely limited applicability.

Phy has a new favorite as of 17:04 on Nov 18, 2021

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 22:18

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Male Tears posted:

Hanlon's razor

# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 16:17

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

CaptainViolence posted:

wtf drink is this? i don't think i've ever heard of any mint-flavoured soft drinks, just poo poo like peppermint schnapps and even then only around the winter holidays when there's all kinds of silly seasonal flavors and only when there's booze or coffee (or both) involved

I don't know about menthol but many root beers are flavored in part (or in most) with oil of wintergreen, which is p. fuckin' minty

# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 23:37

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Also it's a province in Canada that twice has had referendums on whether to separate from the rest of the country

For a lot of reasons, a lot of Québécois really don't care for us (and the feeling is often reciprocal)

But it's news to me that any Canadian has ever reacted to the idea of poutine with that level of disgust; mostly it's either "oh my God that sounds delicious" or at worst "this will definitely give me a heart attack"

# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 16:15

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

axolotl farmer posted:

Thank you for this

# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 18:17

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Wheany posted:

kilju

jesus I know you guys sort of teamed up with Germany that one time but you didn't have to make a booze about it

# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 19:44

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Hogge Wild posted:

Fingerpori's Calvin is Beavis

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 19:55

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Spanish Manlove posted:

Please watch the shrek trilogy then watch the christmas and halloween specials.

Also watch Austin Powers 2 because shrek is just the fat bastard voice

So I Married An Axe Murderer has the superior Mike Meyers Scottish Voice gags

# ¿ Jan 28, 2019 04:27

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Well, at that point he had three options. Stop, or turn around and march to the gulf, or keep marching under the sea to capture the Heart of the Ocean

# ¿ Jan 31, 2019 02:13

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Duckula posted:

Anybody gonna bring up Cart Shah? No? OK

# ¿ Feb 2, 2019 01:16

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Hihohe posted:

I like this. can we do it with more video games

# ¿ Feb 3, 2019 03:39

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

I heard the Rod Stewart version of Downtown Train on the radio about six hundred and thirty-eight times in the early 90s so hearing Tom Waits gurgle his way through the original version was a real eye opener

# ¿ Feb 4, 2019 22:17

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

somekindofguy posted:

Old English fans assemble:
https://youtu.be/JiFAoOWJ-c0

Beeowulf

# ¿ Feb 6, 2019 00:13

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Who can find the most racist and revisionist US textbook!

The one in the post you quoted is Canadian. In addition, jesus fuckin' christ.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2019 19:16

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Where's the gunbuster pilot???

# ¿ Feb 8, 2019 05:20

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Somfin posted:

Positive note, you can recover from wrecked taste buds!

Less positive note, it takes a couple weeks of eating deeply bland food.

Positive note redux, once you go through the process you'll come out the other side able to appreciate all sorts of stuff!

Is this like the thing where if you stay in an anechoic chamber for too long your ears get so starved for input that you start to hear your own heartbeat and it can drive you mental

# ¿ Feb 12, 2019 04:45

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Randaconda posted:

Looooong laaaaoooonnnnnnnngggg caaaaaaooooooooooWwWwWwWwW

# ¿ Feb 23, 2019 06:53

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

A Boy and His Herb. posted:

I'm upset that this is not the proper way to use the word "impressment."

Her breasts never got the chance to heave with impressment, she ran for the docks and signed up with the nearest man-o-war at the first sign of the fedora

# ¿ Feb 24, 2019 06:33

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

A hidden PA system plays "Enter the Gladiators"

# ¿ Feb 27, 2019 14:52

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Jerry Cotton posted:

old Lenin statue

Van Halen's statue

Fascinating to see a Deniro/Defaro in another language

# ¿ Mar 22, 2019 00:18

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

barbecue at the folks posted:

Memes are the international language of peace we need

And thus we finally understand how the society in "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra" came to be

# ¿ Mar 26, 2019 19:56

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

It would suck if people had to learn to communicate their thoughts and feelings via words.

Shaka, when the walls fell.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2019 05:29

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Good kitties drawn with the same overwhelming malice and impending terror that the artist normally instills in twirlydoos and farting sharks

e: and oily skin

# ¿ Mar 28, 2019 22:27