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Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

I'm amazed Squidbillies is still going. I remember trying to find :filez: of it back on the early dodgy streaming sites when Adult Swim was just filtering into my awareness.

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Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Bismuth posted:

It doesnt feel like it :smith:

Being a sperm is a lot like being a Vietnam war veteran. Nobody tells you what you're signing up for, you spend nine months somewhere hot and wet, all your friends die, and you come out of it crying and helpless.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

rodbeard posted:

Tenacious D had like 5 million random bit parts before they were famous. The weirdest one is Kyle Gass in Jacob's Ladder.

I remember Jack Black being in X-Files as an arcade owner who's friends with the electrokinetic villain of the week.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!
I've always found irfanview's built in flash player very reliable.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

FFT posted:

Tomatoes can't possibly have existed in Middle-Earth and they aren't the only anachronistic food in the movies :colbert:

Fine, potatoes are also in the books, ugh

Valinor is America, elves brought produce with them, hth

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Biplane posted:

Good to see someone else who fucks around here. Universe was so good and I still mourn its cancellation. Thank god I have your wife to help me through it.

Did it actually turn out good? I kinda bounced off the first couple of episodes, mainly cos of the obnoxious viewer-insert MMORPG geek who got invited on the mission because he solved a puzzle in a game.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

And now it can be thrown into the ocean for a safe and legal thrill

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Klingons are incredibly hard to kill thanks to their multiply redundant major organs. Only one spinal cord, though.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!
Isn't that the one where they get horny from watching horses gently caress?

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!
I cheerfully accepted the fact that I was out of touch last night when Twitter was full of people talking about that guy doing geology and I realised I had no idea what the gently caress a Jerma was.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Hodgepodge posted:

e: a proper light saber would probably be an invisible beam of gamma radiation. a sith would just sweep it in your direction and you'd be dead within an hour.

I'm sure that'd be a great consolation to the Sith after you easily gutted him because he had nothing substantial to defend himself with.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Can't believe they missed out on transThormer

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

The lip flap when there's that microphone click is some serious attention to detail

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

RickRogers posted:

You forgot Devon, Somerset and Northumbria. Oh, and free the isle of white!

East Anglia will be free to conduct our blasphemous worship of the fen gods or by Boudicca's corpse we will sail up the rivers and sack Westminster

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!
Pssh, sure gramps. And how often did your warp field destabilise again?

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

I defy euro goons to name exactly one meaningful difference between the germany that did the nazi thing, the germany with the windmill and tulips, and the germany with the ski lodges and the nazi gold.

Wait, what about the Germany that started the war that produced the guy that did the nazi thing?

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

LifeSunDeath posted:

wow yes

e,c:



Picard's less successful catchphrase

The Bloop posted:

The original Lord of the Ringu was obviously better

That's Boken no Ringu-sama, you loving gaijin

Daktar has a new favorite as of 20:07 on May 5, 2021

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

xtal posted:

A generation of people who speak a pidgin made of pop culture quotes because their brains have atrophied from mass market entertainment

Yeah, well, you know, that's just like...your opinion, man

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!
Oh poo poo that's the two minute warning! *hurriedly runs to sit on the toilet with an army of teddy bears posed around me*

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!
Yeah, the only way you can really do a 'hard' science zombie story is if the virus or whatever mutates humans into something with a very slow metabolism, anaerobic respiration, cells resistant to heat and cold etcetera, that just looks like an animated dead body. Anything else is magic.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

"How do you spell that?"

"D-I-M-I..."

"Ah, Mrs. Dimitresku."

"It is pronounced 'Deemeetreesk'"

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!
I'm trying to think of British TV that I, as a brit, actually really like and coming up very short. Life On Mars, Ashes to Ashes, some of Dr Who, Psychoville and Friday Night Dinner. I've watched Downton Abbey too but mainly for the sake of watching it.

Even as a kid my main watches were Simpsons, Fresh Prince and Malcolm in the Middle. I'd accuse American cultural hegemony here but I think the fact of the matter is we're not very good at it.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Guillermus posted:

Thread, need some help. I have two car batteries that I need to throw out but I'm 240km from the ocean and my forklift can't drive that much. Any ideas?

Buy a pallet of car batteries, hook a new one to your forklift every time the old one runs out. By the time you reach the ocean you have a whole stack of used car batteries to throw in for the ultimate orgy of safe and legal thrills.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

CainFortea posted:

Ship the forklift home. Obviously.

Consign it, and yourself to the sea also, content in the knowledge that you've secured power supplies for generations upon generations of electric eels.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Pingas and red bull? You can shelve both with enough preparation.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

The Bloop posted:

Snork Maiden being unchartable or off the scale is pretty lol

She's a Posadist

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

DyneAvenger posted:

I can crank it to the shadows AND the puppets?!

And even the fire used to illuminate the cave wall, if you're nasty

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Brawnfire posted:

I personally have a platonic relationship with said fire

Sounds like a pyrosocial friendship to me.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Bismuth posted:

Im starting to think cranking hogs is more complicated than i thought

You've got to pull your hand away when it starts, otherwise the handle might kick and break your wrist.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!
Officer-involved avada kedavra-ing

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!
https://twitter.com/alexnichols11/status/1404163939110244356?s=19

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Galewolf posted:

:wrong:

September to early October :getin:

This post brought to you by early Autumn gang.

:hai:

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!
I've been having fun with randomwaffle. There are memes among the porn and videogame screenshots.



Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!


yeah me too

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Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

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