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PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
Just cut the middleman and don't have grandchildren.

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PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
I thought touhou games were about flying half-naked men shooting bullets out of their cocks while mazes of projectiles attempt to stop them from advancing across the screen.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Me at every wedding I attend.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

but our intercom's broken.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

I saw Smash Mouth live one time, and Steve called up Guy Fieri's son and had the audience sing "Happy Birthday" to him. It was pretty cool.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Raptor1033 posted:

Bro, drag queens aren't necessarily trans and should be referred to by what they identify as.

Natalie Mars is a transwoman, not a drag queen.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Also goons: lmao that tranny drag queen dude is one silly broad

I hate to contribute to a derail, but gently caress it: no one said anything remotely close to this. I think you're projecting or something.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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John Lee posted:

The point is that nobody stressed or said anything like what you were claiming. Randaconda said "He or she, I don't know this person and I'm not sure of the proper pronouns they prefer" and several people jumped out of the loving bushes to be like "you loving tool, they prefer she, which you should have obviously known because everybody watches all available porn," you claim it was more like


which is basically the opposite of what happened. Nobody was at any point being disrespectful of also-unknown-to-me-porn-star Natalie Mars.

I hope I didn't come across as hostile in informing someone about the gender preference of a pornographer. That wasn't my intention. I certainly wouldn't expect someone to know off-hand. Randaconda did nothing wrong.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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I love the big "wow" after the dude rolls down the stairs and gets shot. Amazing vid.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Paladinus posted:

Not sure how I feel about this gender- and race-swapped remake of Get Out.

It's called :getin:

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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'Frasier' memes have a direct line to my funny bone.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Azhais posted:

I, too, enjoy blinding glare on my monitors

Ooh, I finally get to do one of these!

Turn on your monitor.

(Did I do it right? y/n)

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Karate Bastard posted:

So, guys. I seen this around, being all contrarian like, but. Cross your heart and hope to die, who among you don't like to gently caress disgusting?

has anyone ever been as far as want to do look more like

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Now you're talkin' my language. Can't understand all this Nordic rigamarole.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Hihohe posted:

Anyway can I get extra mayo on my mc double, please?

The McDouble doesn't come with mayo, but the McChicken does.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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RFC2324 posted:

Who the gently caress is talking poo poo about Mr Rogers?

Thems fightin words, son. We do not diss Mr Rogers.

I remember a thread that got to talking about how he was a monster for not being supportive enough of gay people or some poo poo. You know, standard goons being performatively woke.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Who What Now posted:

It's weird that what is basically hardcore porn is sold right out in the open if it's in text form. But show a naked boob and it needs to be in a opaque bag hidden in the Forbidden Zone.

That's because Puritans can't read.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Nanomashoes posted:

Ah yes, a homophobic mural drawn by a racist.

Found the homophobic racist.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Please don't post animal abuse.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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theflyingexecutive posted:

Same caption but the chair scene

Same caption but any scene where he puffs his inhaler.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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90s Cringe Rock posted:

Is it wrong to wish Alan Rickman had lived long enough to be in Cats?

No.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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I love how every once in a while we get a string of posts filled with memes about a specific occupation. I never get them, but it makes me happy that there are memes out there that speak to a certain subset of people.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Just give an ancient vampire an hj to completion. He'll shoot all the vampire dust you'll need.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Doesn't the monster in SC2K go bzzzt?

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Wanna know my secret, Cap? I'm always horny.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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lol testigles

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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teethgrinder posted:

badwomensanatomy

Don't try to censor her vagina bones.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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No one's gonna post this beautiful ballad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DrSEyjBj1w

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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The Bloop posted:

Post game cheevos

Mode: New Game+
Difficulty: Insanity

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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BonHair posted:

Source: I'm "one of the good ones"

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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oldpainless posted:

People talk about 9/11 being a tragedy but I’m like “look at the bright side. At least some brown people died and Muslims are still being harassed about it. Silver lining”

more like oldplaneless

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Moon Slayer posted:

Very much so. I thought banning politics chat would help, and maybe it has a little, but some people still are just looking for a chance to jump down someone's throat.

:ironicat:

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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OwlFancier posted:

She is basically the ronald reagan of the UK, similar politics, went to war with the unions and won, ruined a lot of people's lives, probably singlehandedly responsible for the north of the UK being rabidly anti-tory until recently. Really brought in the new wave of neoliberalism in the UK and has informed every single government's position since, regardless of who was in power. Lefties absolutely loathe her for good reason and a lot of otherwise not particularly ideological people had a personal dislike for a long time because she directly hosed over a lot of people.

...but was she an actress!?

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Detective No. 27 posted:

That smells like a shitpostbot creation.

Good eye! That's where I stole it from.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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Sean Connery died. Just thought I'd let everyone know before the confusing memes come in.

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PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

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