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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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Scarf posted:

Charlie Daniels and Toby Keith personally destroyed that culture after 9/11

Don't forget Kenny Rogers

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Gene Hackman Fan posted:

...is this gay porn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04HC1lcn8TM

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Who What Now posted:

It was "Rock and/or Roll" you philistines.

Yeah Lovejoy wouldn't say "and-a"

I had to stop and think for a sec tho

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:

if you dust off the crumbs the paper towel becomes a disposable wank rag

I aint jizzing on my plates thats for sure

unironically this

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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du -hast posted:

Please note that a combination of 4chan and SA have turned me into the awful and morally confused person I am today so view w\ caution

prodromal as ffuck m8

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Breetai posted:

Hard libertarian soft right is the most wonderfully, horrifyingly concise way I've ever seen those chucklefucks described. :allears:

NAMBLA was founded to keep black people from owning child sex slaves.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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e: 2x post

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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ToxicSlurpee posted:

Yup. It's surprisingly good for a dirt cheap wine. That's actually more common than you realize; snobs generally just buy the most expensive thing and go "oohhh it's so gooooood!" but then you get into things like Taylor brand port or sherry being bottom-shelf cheap stuff that is also very, very good.

Fun fact: wine tasters couldn't tell the difference between red wine and white wine that was dyed with red food coloring. Wine tasters also react to how fancy the bottle is. Somebody put the same wine in two separate bottles; a simple one with a simple label and a fancy one with a fancy label. The fancy bottle got rated consistently higher ratings despite being literally the same wine.

Two Buck Chuck isn't the best wine you can buy but who cares? It's cheap and pretty good.

I just go for the one with the most innuendo in the name.

Cave Folie à Deux Menage a Trois pour un?

Oui

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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It's not entirely impossible that Tim once sold Maynard blow.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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bison-yes.gif

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Mezzanine posted:

We have that smilie now, y'know :bisonyes:

:corsair:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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55555555

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Rigged Death Trap posted:

Im an advocate for advancing towards a post scarcity society

So i can just do that
Thatd be good.

what if i told you uh we have this nap game on fleek already?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Said they had him on camera

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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bueno

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Erebus posted:

It's real hosed up that woman has a face and isn't 20

I thought there were laws in this country

Trump has proposed one.

Gonna call it Homer's Law. :911:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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the_steve posted:

Maybe 5 new rules? They're all the same: "Nobody cares who you would or would not have sex with.", but each one is in progressively larger text.

I should probably write this on or near my monitor and my wrist for phone posting because I'm convinced that people do care and now that there's gonna be an official rule...

Usually too shy but sometimes I just want to profess my love. Mods can I get a name change to Flo Rida? It would save me worrying about other people not knowing about my predilections.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

This image isn't sexist because any guy under 6'0" is technically a woman.

Ohohoho

Bringing height chat to the meme thread

Is there a meme or image macro that just has the words "as a"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk&t=36s

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Is there a height chat thread?

I want to dunk on some manlets figuratively and literally.

It turns out that a lot of YOSPOS is really vocal about being tall and probably fat as well, if I'm any indicator. And then you have Tori CMOS who is a short bitter napoleon sort who we all hate because of his muscular legs, flat stomach and so on.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Trabant posted:

Thanks, and to respond with a (hopefully?) helpful post:

There really aren't any fashionable applications of velcro. Velcro shoes are for little kids, or for adults who lack the skill/dexterity to tie shoelaces due to one reason or another (none of which are good). Those TACTICAL EVERYTHING nerds are also fans and use it in their everyday carry gear or bugout bags for fear of encounters with brown people the apocalypse. So yes, velcro's been out of style roughly since childhood.

You should care only if you care whether others will judge you, fairly or not, based on your wallet of choice. Or if text macros featuring stock photography of women will judge you, I suppose.

If you do decide to change your wallet based on what a few goons think, there are many vegan-category wallets out there, either in imitation leather or in an entirely different material (metal, wood, etc). A simple metal money clip will probably work and will certainly force you to minimize the amount of unnecessary crap you carry around.

Back to your regularly scheduled faaaart

Heh. I can hear your avatar.

Also, why isn't myrtar or whoever it was' everyday carry an image macro or meme?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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murphyslaw posted:

After all the lovely political stuff that's been going on, finn memes are a breath of fresh air, like seeing an old friend again

Seeing poopy butt xkcd comics is a welcome relief at this point.

The comic always ends with rings up and you get to think about if you ever cared about xkcd (you did) and whether you care about anus man (you did)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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goatkcd starter version:

https://www.goatkcd.com/sfw

now play along and find which one syncs up to 9/11

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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This is bad

https://www.xkcd.com/911/

okay now imagine the bus driver is playing with her butt

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Potato Salad posted:

I don't know what I was expecting when clicking on something that contains goat in the url.

goatse is kind of a tradition here

it's not pretty but it's impressive

and i linked the work safe version

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Zereth posted:

I don't think replacing the photo with a drawing of the same thing qualifies as "work safe".

Not to try to sound edgy but reading SA is not work safe ever.

A cartoon of Kirk the rear end Man should be flagged on your company's intranet as a distraction.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Jerry Cotton posted:

How about you chucklefucks actually work at work and look at close-up pictures of men's bumholes on your own drat time?

we're doing a political protest that mostly consists of pretending we care about our jobs and then sharing bumhole picks on the DL

get involved

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Hold on lemme get my camera.

I can wait

I literally have some hosed up pictures in my PMs if you want

One of them might involve fishmech

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Who What Now posted:

How can you have a picture of an AI?

The answer may surprise you

Cortana my love? Siri dear? Alexa...

gently caress

Bixby

Bixby?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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there is too much truth in this image

i am getting upset about and losing my sense of humor

please someone park the thread i want to throw up

"Impact is a typeface designed by Geoffrey Lee in 1965 and popularized through its inclusion as one of the Core fonts for the Web in Microsoft’s operating system software Windows 98. Due to its thick strokes, compressed letter-spacing and overall high legibility, Impact initially gained traction on the web as a favored choice of font style for headlines and titles by online publishers, before it became known as most widely used font for captions in image macros."

okay i'm back in comfort zone



there we go

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Jamesman posted:

Sorry. I'll stick to posting Daddy's Cummies memes. :(

nononono

it's cool

please don't ever post that

dear god in heaven

post chelsea's sad life in the form of a lady gaga .iso forever and just do not post those

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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don't stop

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Hmm not reading any of that poo poo.

it harts my eye ball zones

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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DrBouvenstein posted:



While we're at it:






getting whatever "saint swithins day" is wrong is my fetish

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Jamesman posted:

"HIS NAME IS BRADLEY"- A bunch of people using Twitter handles they chose and expecting to be addressed by them.

And I just want to ensure a future for our first amendment rights to say this kind of thing

(is that fourteen words?)

in order that I might put you on a list of people fundamentally incapable of getting it.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Cumslut1895 posted:

I don't talk about my childhood.

Literally watching Colbert joke about Kylo Ren

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Joke's on you I found out from another thread

You know my naaaame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnzgdBAKyJo

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Steve Holt! posted:

For anyone keeping score, avocados vs home ownership is another true blue home-grown Australian meme.

For anyone keeping score most things from Australia are horrifying.

Just look at the Katering show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J55vgxNaaBY

look at it

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Popelmon posted:

Speaking of horrifying: The Plasagna episode is fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LhgJjicMz8

It's really bad no one should watch it.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Snowy posted:

gently caress the ska haterz it rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_uPLSPbA1g

I think NOFX is ska but this is probably not the best place to show off your youtube faves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AXXSa8YEic

that said

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Biplane posted:

Youd be hard pressed to find a picture containing more degenerate loving perverts than that image.

some people have greatness thrust upon them

repeatedly

until they learn their goddamn lesson to leave the ky on the bedside table

i don't care if you're "going on 8" i can't explain the bloody underpants to your school counselor much longer

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