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CleverHans
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:captainpop:

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Slippery posted:

They lost the cold war but they are doing much better in the meme wars

Mr. President, we cannot allow a meme/schade gap!

CleverHans
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That is the most adorable, tiniest champagne bottle molotov cocktail?!?

CleverHans
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:perfect:

CleverHans
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Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Tossed into the sea
With a big hearty "YEET!"

CleverHans
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ThaGhettoJew posted:

Ant's in his pants and he's gotta dance

:golfclap:

CleverHans
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:sbahj:

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Knormal posted:

How does one go about becoming a professional titrater?

I totally remember doing titrations in the chem lab in high school.

I assume it just means that if the baby turns bright blue or bright red -> too much, back it off a bit.

CleverHans
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Powered Descent posted:

Technically true. But nowadays, robot dicks are ephemerally provisioned by a Dongs-As-A-Service provider somewhere in the cloud. When a robot needs a penis, one is generated for it from the most suitable template within just a few seconds.

I, too, consider myself a Dongs-As-A-Service provider.

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Phy posted:

A randy young fellow named Bill
Used a firework sound for a thrill
They found most of his wiener
In West Pasadena
And shards of his nards in Brazil

:golfclap:

CleverHans
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"and I'm all outta God..."

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oldpainless posted:

What is the movie actually about anyway? Is it falling down but with a clown?

"Falling Clown" was right there - somebody fire up their photoshop

CleverHans
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:tipshat:

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Infinitum posted:

Never seen the long version of this with sound

https://i.imgur.com/5423bkS.mp4

Dudes got moves

New Boston Dynamics project lookin' kinda douchey.

But this motherfucker is mesmerizing to watch

CleverHans
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turn on your monitor

CleverHans
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Special request: anybody have a link to the original cartoon? I cannot find it and it appears to be un-googleable...

CleverHans
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Noice, thanks

CleverHans
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It's self heating too! Keeps the hands nice and toasty when transporting in the winter - this is indeed a life hack.

CleverHans
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Mai Guaif

:69snypa:

CleverHans
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IDGI

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LifeSunDeath posted:

Got called Daddy by a random lady, made me laugh. Working at a lovely highschool job, said to a british customer, "here you go, gov'ner." and he replied, "we don't say that anymore," with a loving death stare.

"My apologies, wanker"

CleverHans
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This meme is simultaneously dumb as poo poo and highly educational.

CleverHans
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The gay store called and they're all outta you.

CleverHans
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Jezus Fuckin Christ

CleverHans
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I used to have a lot of body positivity issues, but, thanks to spending so much time around here, I am now confident enough to go around showing the deepest inner reaches of my anus to strangers on the internet.

CleverHans
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BonHair posted:

"Actually, I like your highschool bully's dick better"

:captainpop:

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FBS posted:

With Jessi and now Grant I'm starting to worry about the rest of them. :smith:

Still 33% less cursed than Glee, currently.

CleverHans
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marshmallow creep posted:

So it's plant jizz. Is that really better?

Maybe it's a mold allergy.

In which case it is ghost plant jizz.



In summation: "nasal congestion - jizz all the way down"

CleverHans
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For God's sake, just remember to shake the loving bottle

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:sbahj:

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CopperHound posted:

What kind of day is it when I break something in the bad day box :(



CleverHans
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:vince:

CleverHans
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This thread:

CleverHans
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rodbeard posted:

That's hosed up. I had only heard about the swives.

:kiss:

CleverHans
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RFC2324 posted:

The word wasn't considered bad, and was used in a quasi-clinical fashion to describe mentally challenged people.

As it always has been, calling people mentally challenged was used as a perjorative all the time, that just happened to be an acceptable word still.


There was a thread around here somewhere discussing the treadmill of new terms that mental health professionals had to come up with over the years as old terminology fell out of favor.

I give it approximately 10-15 years before people start calling each other "retarded" again with wild abandon and when you say "the c-word" everyone will automatically know you are talking about "challenged"

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CleverHans
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Imagine being dunked on so hard that thousands of humans, all over the face of the earth, hear about it almost 2000 years later and they all go "Dang!"

CleverHans
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Just did some quick calculations: $187 billion dollars in gold is equivalent to a solid cube a little under 18 feet (5.5 meters) across.
Allowing for some air space in between the coins...


Ya boi Jeff can 100% be Scrooge McDuck'n it.


Who wants to join my Beagle Boy gang?

CleverHans
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The human body, like the internet, is a series of tubes.

You are the internet.

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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Oh yeah? Then name every white person.



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