Ak Gara posted:

Women named Flo always remind me of that Aunt Flo joke and then whenever I look at that person, sex is the last thing on my mind.

Jerry Cotton posted:

The Internet predates Internet nerds.

Hyperlynx posted:

Oh. Huh. I thought the joke was it was actually psychoactive mushrooms.

No, we don't sell explosives to children. Why do you ask?

johnnyratbastard posted:

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Memento posted:

I haven't ever watched the big bang theory but is the joke here that Sheldon always talks about how shitful his parents were, and now they're making a show about his childhood?

DiggityDoink posted:

thats still a terrible stretch, there's no hospital entrance, him rushing through a door, talking to a nurse and then mourning. it's a lovely loss is what im getting at here

Comptroll The Forums posted:

What's the LD50 of a pill that *might* kill you? Asking for a friend

Admiral Bosch posted:

hard counter posted:

Elysiume posted:

is it dis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOAUb1Bk3TY

End of Shoelace posted:

i dont understand the group pride that people with depression share online

The Bloop posted:

No the gently caress it will not. I mean, maybe there is an optional setting, but it doesn't do that out of the box. Not in American English settings at least.

I was taught to double space. My high school still taught typing classes on "word processors" which were glorified typewriters. It's just muscle memory now.

Zzulu posted:

What was the first internet-based meme?

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I'm angry at this post

Randaconda posted:

canyoneer posted:

I don't speak muppet chef language but I still got that.

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JuiceOne posted:

Here is the Ralph/Snagglepuss compilation.
https://youtu.be/rbNPF4Ztq98

Zipperelli. posted:

We were always told, when bartending, that in the event of a miscalculation on the customer's part, that if possible, you ask them to clarify, and barring that, you use the "smaller" amount. ie: Bill is $20, they write in $5, but total it out as $27. In this instance, you get a $5 tip because that's the smaller value, as opposed to a $7 tip.

It's bullshit, because more often than not you can tell what the intended tip was, even if there are mistakes with the math. Not only that, but the most common mistakes were always the total line, not the tip line. I should be able to enter the tip as written, and not have to worry about some shitlord manager forcing me to take the smaller amount.

We Know Catheters posted:

Pastry of the Year posted:

I'm not joking when I say I would actually love to hear more about how this scene was localized into other languages.

Samuringa posted:

That's certainly an interesting shift to take when translating

RareAcumen posted:

the_steve posted:

Well my daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to Ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze
Now, I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Memelord"
Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk
It seems I had to fight my whole life through
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Memelord"
Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean
My fist got hard and my wits got keen
Roam from town to town to hide my shame
But I made me a vow to the moon and stars
I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name
Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew
At an old saloon on a street of mud
There at a table, dealing stud
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Memelord"
Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye
He was big and bent and gray and old
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Memelord!' How do you do!?
Now you gonna die!"
Yeah that's what I told 'em
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer
I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile
And he said, "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I know I wouldn't be there to help ya along
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong"
Yeah he said, "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do
But ya ought to thank me, before I die
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
'Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Memelord"
Yeah what could I do, what could I do
I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
Called him my Pa, and he called me his son
And I come away with a different point of view
And I think about him, now and then
Every time I try and every time I win
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Memelord! I still hate that name! Yeah

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