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Ak Gara posted:Women named Flo always remind me of that Aunt Flo joke and then whenever I look at that person, sex is the last thing on my mind. yeah okay but she's prominently wearing white so
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Jerry Cotton posted:The Internet predates Internet nerds. no i'm fairly sure the internet was built by internet nerds
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 08:49 |
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 09:14 |
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Hyperlynx posted:Oh. Huh. I thought the joke was it was actually psychoactive mushrooms. go to your nearest chinatown and report back
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 18:37 |
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is that zefram cochrane??
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 00:02 |
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you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 03:28 |
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 07:04 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AImdZ4-9g4
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 23:19 |
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 00:31 |
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I appreciate the reference in the first one
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 00:51 |
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Memento posted:I haven't ever watched the big bang theory but is the joke here that Sheldon always talks about how shitful his parents were, and now they're making a show about his childhood? i haven't seen either show but i think the joke is that the character is insufferable
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 06:23 |
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DiggityDoink posted:thats still a terrible stretch, there's no hospital entrance, him rushing through a door, talking to a nurse and then mourning. it's a lovely loss is what im getting at here
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 01:42 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:What's the LD50 of a pill that *might* kill you? Asking for a friend One pill
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 01:41 |
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i kinda wanna hang out with the people in panel 3 just two ripped shirtless twins with mirror-image hats & tats, and their walleyed sister
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2017 23:30 |
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Lisa Simpson is a great character in the early Seasons, when the writers remember that she's a little girl. She plays with Malibu Stacy dolls, giggles about boys, goes along with Bart's schemes sometimes, and has occasional moments where she doesn't understand some grown-up concept because she's a child. After she became a vegetarian, a Buddhist, an environmentalist, a social activist, and God knows what else, she just became a boring irritating wet blanket like Marge.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2017 17:46 |
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10/5
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 03:05 |
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please help me meme thread i am looking for a video that is basically a rapid-fire compilation of people getting hit with things, loud noises, explosions, etc. but it's set to a techno/dubstep beat and the impacts and explosions are perfectly synced to the music. the song is one that i've heard in a variety of meme videos before. it's an assault on the senses and is less than a minute long. i know that someone knows which one i'm talking about
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2017 04:26 |
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yep! i knew the meme thread would not let me down
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2017 09:24 |
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End of Shoelace posted:i dont understand the group pride that people with depression share online i don't think it's "pride" as much as a a sort of sarcastic resignation
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2017 21:17 |
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People double-space after periods when typing on a typewriter, because typewriters use a fixed width for every character. The document becomes somewhat more readable by double-spacing. Double spacing did not start with movable type, because the kerning and spacing of each line was set correctly by the typesetter using spaces of variable width, or with small wedges that would automatically justify the text. If you're typing on a word processor made after 1984 and using a variable-width font, the computer is already placing the correct space after each period. Double-spacing in this situation is incorrect. Microsoft Word will highlight it as a grammar error, and many other programs will just automatically correct it to a single space. tl;dr double spacing is always wrong unless you're using a typewriter
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 18:45 |
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The Bloop posted:No the gently caress it will not. I mean, maybe there is an optional setting, but it doesn't do that out of the box. Not in American English settings at least. Well, you're wrong. If you type only in monospaced fonts you can be right again though.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 19:30 |
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It's kind of too bad that voice typing has gotten so good these days. Like, I got a few errors here and there but I miss the era of raccoon natural speed King I typed this post with voice recognition, no Corrections
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 19:40 |
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I am high on so many spaces right now. Hit the quote button to see into my world...
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 01:28 |
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Zzulu posted:What was the first internet-based meme? definitely something text-based since the internet predates the WWW by twenty years. maybe something in the jargon file? the first web-based meme was probably the dancing baby or ate my balls or something like that.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 20:04 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I'm angry at this post and well you should be! in australia they say "bill", not "check"
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 04:29 |
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 05:21 |
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2017 19:10 |
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canyoneer posted:I don't speak muppet chef language but I still got that. Yep, just the syntax of the first sentence is enough
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2017 19:00 |
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all these memes remind me of this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6pewZ6LWro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVgEE7sW1T8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83wtoeHU90M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg--AJx_g3M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1vD5Oqx8qA
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2017 07:55 |
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A+
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 05:17 |
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JuiceOne posted:Here is the Ralph/Snagglepuss compilation. good lord
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2017 03:29 |
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Zipperelli. posted:We were always told, when bartending, that in the event of a miscalculation on the customer's part, that if possible, you ask them to clarify, and barring that, you use the "smaller" amount. ie: Bill is $20, they write in $5, but total it out as $27. In this instance, you get a $5 tip because that's the smaller value, as opposed to a $7 tip. i always make my tips round to an even number so i can just put 39- or whatever and it's easy to figure out what i meant even if I miscalculated
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2017 23:15 |
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What science fiction television progress would you say deserves to be idolized
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2017 17:54 |
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this is still my favorite one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjg9DPmObwg
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 05:54 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:I'm not joking when I say I would actually love to hear more about how this scene was localized into other languages. The French dub is surprisingly true to the English script. They use "saumon vapeur" (steamed salmon) which rhymes pretty well with "jambon vapeur" (steamed ham). Here's a fairly literal translation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1ioMCuR5bo "Well, here I am, Seymour. I found it despite your directions." "Ah, welcome, Mr. Inspector! Are you ready to savor a memorable lunch?" (kitchen) "Oh, Lord! My roast is screwed*. But if I -- could pass fast-food for real home cooking...ha ha ha ha! Deliciously diabolical, Seymour!" (door opens) "What is --" (theme song in English) "Ah, Mr. Inspector, himself! I'm pulling my calves on the windowsill, a stretching exercise. Does it tempt you?" "Is it normal, that smoke that's coming out of your oven?" "Ah, that's not smoke, it's steam! Steam that's coming from my steamed salmon. Mm-mm, steamed salmon." (bringing in the hamburgers) "Are you ready to taste my delicious hamburgers?" "But I thought we were going to eat steamed salmon." "No, no! I said steamed HAM! That's what I call hamburgers." "You say <<steamed ham>> for hamburgers." "Yes, it's a regional dialect." "Ah-ha-ha-ha. From what region?" "Mmmfrom the north of the state of New York." "Really. I come from Utica and I've never heard anyone employ the expression <<steamed ham>>" "Ah, well, not Utica. It comes from the region of Albany." "I see." (eating) "I think that these hamburgers resemble those from Krustyburger." "Oh-ho-ho-ho, no! They're authentic Skinnerburgers! It's an old family recipe." "For...steamed ham." "Yes." "And you call this <<steamed ham>> but it's evident that this is grilled meat." "Eum...ah...you know...there's a thing that...excuse me for an instant." "Go ahead." (kitchen is on fire) "Ahhhh! It was formidable, we had a good moment, I'm completely spent**." "Yes, I'll be going -- bloody hell***, what is happening inside there??" "An aurora borealis." "Ah -- an aurora borealis! At this time of the year, at this hour of the day, in this region of the country, and localized exclusively inside your kitchen??" "Yyyes." "...could I see it?" "Nnno." (outside) "Seymour! The house is aflame!" "No, mother! It's the magic of the great north!" "Well, Seymour, you are a curious fellow. But I acknowledge that you make a good steamed ham." (walks away) "Help! Help!" Pretty good overall. Redubbing it with the English translation of the French dub I think would be a pretty spicy one * the actual word here is "fichu," which could mean damned, lost, rotten, etc ** flapie -- drained, weary, exhausted *** "bon sang", literally "good blood" Sagebrush has a new favorite as of 21:42 on Jan 6, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 21:37 |
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Samuringa posted:That's certainly an interesting shift to take when translating the expression he uses would universally be understood as "you wanna join in?/you interested?" but it's funnier as a direct translation yeah
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 22:58 |
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5, goldmine, close thread
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 01:05 |
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the_steve posted:Well my daddy left home when I was three This is lazy as gently caress man
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 17:53 |
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good lord
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oh also
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