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Detective No. 27 posted:They're all genetic mutants anyway. Scientific inaccuracy is built into the very premise. Dr. Wu says as much in Jurassic world. Also, in the secret lab all of the dinosaurs that show up on the monitor are from the Mutant X-treme Battle Dinos toy line from the 90s.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:School lunch rectangle pizza > all other pizza The good news is that you can actually order this. The bad news is that you have to order it by the case and the box is too big for a normal freezer.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:I have a serial killer / deer hunter deep freezer so I'm going to track down a distributor. titties posted:My dude have you tried school lunch Mexican pizza https://www.schwansfoodservice.com/product-list/?prod=Sheeted%20Pizza
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Lodin posted:... Fallout 76 is starting to look pretty good.
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Carbon dioxide posted:Is this a joke I'm too European to understand? You have to be 21 to buy alcohol in the US. As of Jan 1st if your birth year starts with 1 instead of 2 you are guaranteed to be more than 21 years old. The joke is that everyone still thinks the 90s was only 10 years ago and immediately feel old when reminded that no, they are in fact loving old now.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:My favorite hypothetical states: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgDF77EBGnY
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Hyperlynx posted:... . He's in Skyrim,... My favorite line in Skyrim is one of his and it's kind of stupid. I was walking around Whiterun crouched down when his character spotted mine and says "You're a bad sneak." with with this 'dad is just so disappointed in you' tone.
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Carbon dioxide posted:What is the bottom pic from, originally? The second or third night in the museum movie.
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nexus6 posted:Explain The probability of rolling anything on 1d12 is flat...  The probability of rolling anything on 2d6 follows a curve so it's less likely to get the maximum result of 12...  ... but this ignores the higher average result and higher minimum result because on 1d12 you're also three times as likely to roll a 1, which is why if you purely want to powergame it you go for the greatsword. And if you're a loser you'll care enough about this lame poo poo to post about dice probabilities on a dead comedy forum in the middle of the night. 8one6 has a new favorite as of 12:08 on Feb 2, 2021 |
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Evilreaver posted:Do you have a link to that die tool in the first two shots? https://anydice.com/
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Scholtz posted:You're infinitely more likely to roll a 1 on a 1d12 than 2d6. With some of the rolls I've see on Roll20 it still might be possible.
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Fister Roboto posted:rear end man. He was all about turning the other cheek. Wrong, as the son of a carpenter Jesus would have appreciated a nice rack.
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i own every Bionicle posted:Who is this guy? I am out of the loop with him and his minion form. He was perhaps the most important person in Starfleet history.
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I'm pretty sure that when alien archeologists are digging through the cinders of the once great world known as "Earth" they'll find a machine still running point of sale software on Windows 3.1, just waiting for the manager to return and void the last transaction.
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Cats are cats, regardless of size.
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Power Khan posted:The white stuff there is bird poo poo, isn't it Yup.
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freeedr posted:Ok but who is the comedian pretending to be the flight attendant from the video because he’s a funny guy Here's the original YouTube video https://youtu.be/XFoXmnBuLw0 He's got a few of these.
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Nothing will ever be as good as the 1904 Olympic marathon. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-1904-olympic-marathon-may-have-been-the-strangest-ever-14910747/
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I... I remember the Wendy's with the super bar and I honestly can't tell if this is real or not.
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Zzulu posted:A mario movie? Dwane Johnson
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:this is going to be like the time I bought the audiobook of the simlarillion to be able to understand the meme thread isn't it Dune is 800 pages long. The audio book is 21 hours long. As someone who has recently read the book I guarantee you can fine a better use of your time.
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At this point I have to assume there's a horse or a plinko movie coming out and Bismuth is being paid to astroturf the meme everywhere like those lovely Fast & Furious memes from like a year ago.
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ijyt posted:fucj you too 
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Karate Bastard posted:So is Will Smith just an rear end in a top hat or am I missing something? In this case Chris Rock is the rear end in a top hat.
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Next week Terry is going to give you back your PS4 that "went missing" at the beginning of the pandemic.
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I'm honestly shocked that no one has made a Morb plinko meme yet.
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1stGear posted:SA was also the origin of the Incel/Excel meme I've seen floating around (my sister sent it to me once, which was slightly surreal). So we're 2 for 3 on creating memes that don't get teenage girls repeatedly stabbed. Terry has so much to answer for.
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I'm not seeing a problem here.
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https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1567867203667611648?t=7hKdbesbM6Ss3Uwks4y67w&s=19
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Tree Bucket posted:I think I've seen about 1 1/2 episodes of star trek in my whole life, but this giant eyeballs man intrigues me. I would like to know more. This clip is from the TNG VHS boardgame but the actor also plays the Klingon character Gowron who's in a number of good episodes. Here he is talking about the eyes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXYUf-_BnpA Edit: also a classic from the pc game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H64l5BsFokM 8one6 has a new favorite as of 02:18 on Aug 14, 2023 |
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Lobok posted:I don't know if I ever see actual comedy bits that are MonkeyCheese but the real pervasive form of it to me is the kind of insult that is randomly assembled. "What an absolute queefcobbler." "Maybe if he wasn't such a chode stove!" PYF Memes: "Maybe if he wasn't such a chode stove!"
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Cosmic crisp or fuji apples are S-tier. They're sweet, have a great crunch, and taste exactly how you imagine a red apple should taste.
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