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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Somehow I didn't notice the tree branch the first time.

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Sociolinguists don't use the term accent because it's pejorative. There are many "dialects"of American English and everyone has one and probably code switches. Some are close to SAE which makes people think they "have no accent". Many people spend their careers arguing whether some dialects are sufficiently unique that they should be consisted separate languages, like AAE or British English or the more regionally isolated ones with smaller discourse communities.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

My accent is mostly about changing ts to ds, changing os to us, adding syllables to monosyllabic words, and swallowing syllables/welding words onto other words.

I'll stop after this, I promise, but all of this sounds prescriptive. The only scientific value in spoken language is whether you're able to reach your speaker and communicate your intent. Only if you have a very large audience, which is unique as a language learner in the modern era, will you be judged against a discourse community beyond your inherent language learning circle.

All of these traits you describe sound like they've been taught as "bastardizations" of some standard, where a true believer would just say you have a unique dialect and a small community.

There are arguments about whether the linguistic traits should be preserved and taught, but usually academia errs towards recording the uniqueness and keeping out of the social argument.

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Internet Content Etiquette (ICE)'s Erik puts these fake rippers in their place and still manages to focus on important issues like robot civil rights.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Please don't make this thread suck like all the other D&D threads I can't help but doomscroll.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Endless Trash posted:

Best season 1 of a Star Trek show since TOS

These are all correct takes. Mike McMahon has delivered us from mediocrity. He was also the guy who wrote the S8 TNG Twitter posts, I recently learned from the new Pod Directive podcast.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Who What Now posted:

That picture had neither

Turn your monitor back on

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
I'm late, but this is important.

This is basically Hot Rod's theme song in that movie:
https://youtu.be/NouZB6QuCys

E: I thought it was saying "dance" instead of "dare" when I first heard it and I think that's better.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Holy poo poo, did I ever.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Somfin posted:

So there's one explicitly racist twitter and one less-explicitly racist twitter and they're both full of exactly the same people who are surprised that a smaller userbase leads to smaller followings?

They are getting mad at parler for letting people make accounts with their names before they bothered to claim them. There were some great posts back then. Nunez's cow beat him there iirc.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Hyperlynx posted:

Edit: I recently found out that a "fourty" is basically a two pint bottle of at least 5% beer. How much are those, out of curiosity? A pint bottle of something decent is like $6-7 AUD.

Forty ounces is the idea. Icehouse fotys are like $9 now I think and were the go to for theirll slightly higher abv back in the college days. They don't make good beers in 40oz, but a large corked FinDeMond @9ABV is like high end $12 in Seattle at 20oz I think.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Snowy posted:

Are you into archeology or slavery?

Peeing and pooping into a container and having someone else throw it into the street.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
I liked Kimmel's longer bit where he petitioned to have his show be reviewed by JD Power and Associates. He keeps the award on his desk.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
I just want everyone to know, if you don't, that your weed smoking friends are taking your sockets for bongs.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

The tentacular horror would be masked, at least.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

mind the walrus posted:

If it's related to sex and you have to say it's a satire, it's absolutely not a satire.

I feel like transmet does this a bit too, which turned me off a bit. People don't respect the fourth wall, which Mexico paid for, the way they used to.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

gleebster posted:

Moi aussi. Only, I really have no attachment to any video games. I'm old, and of old parents, so no one even thought about this video game stuff. It's all like, weird looking at people giving a crap about them. Was it like this when sound was first recorded? Did people give a crap about how hard the recording engineers had to work to get just the right sound on "Cohen on the Telephone" or "Oh By Jingo", or even some song that wasn't racially insensitive?

Forsooth. And what's up with this moving pictures fad, amirite?

No disrespect to olds like yourself, but how did you end up on this fine forum if not for the game communities and heavy hitting video game journalism? Genuinely interested at how else it was exposed to the world.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/6GxZ1Ko.mp4

Do I gotta wait till Wednesday to post this?

No, but you should have. Excellent.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Thank youuuu

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
You guys aren't even asking the right questions...!

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
It is an impure art form.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
no that's loss

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
I love a laser screeching through the void.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Paladinus posted:

Under the floorboards of the cellar where you keep your amontillado?

No, it's in San Francisco.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Weregeld, which also doesn't mean gold that turns into a man so maybe u should start fancying a dictionary

Man that turns into gold, fits though, I think. "Thing that switches states between two forms, one of which is human".

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Pong is basically simulated motorboating.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

itskage posted:

Yo what the gently caress is this form??? Elbows in front of the bar on a back squat. Jesus christ.

E: look at those wrists??? Knees together?! Aaaaah

E2: no wonder he's screaming

That is, actually, proper skeleton squat form, which correctly physically compensates for having no muscles.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Wow. I love this place.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

I'm a linguist and this is all correct.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

doandroidzdream posted:

Basically. There aren't enough memes being shared today so it devolves into this.

No. It should be probed. It's bad and you're bad and I think people were just going to not quote to and let it die so people wouldn't get a chance to post these poo poo takes in the meme thread.

If you're gonna be edgy like that, the metric is whether or not it's a good joke and it's just bad and lazy and not funny by any standard. And you're only allowed 2 out of 3 of those.

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Sally posted:

fyi, it's been reported. i don't have buttons in PYF, unfortunately. a PYF mod will check it out once they come online.

Hey, thanks. I was only trying to imply the post should and would get probed and that the delay was not tacit approval by the mods.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Ziv Zulander posted:

Shouldn’t it be the other way around, with him grabbing the bomb and leaving the check in its place?

Wait, you got a check?

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

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Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
He's the baddies

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

This is backwards, I think.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Mulder would be making fun of Dana "Ghost Denier" Scully in this instance.

Oh yes, quite right. Carry on.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

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Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Solar Tornado posted:

Smh at people who don't know about elevenses

I think that's more like first lunch/tea or second brunch fwiw

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Halm

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague

It was all the rage for a while. No window was safe.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Data Graham posted:

How the gently caress does a light saber have a finite length anyway\

Polarity fields duh

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

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Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

I wish I liked this meme less.

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