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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

(Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?)

Tooooo soooon

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

trapped mouse posted:

Amy Schumer is a funny comedian

1 Amy Schumer is a comedian.
2 not all people are going to find every comedian funny

Therefore
3 shut the gently caress up goons Jesus Christ

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

MageMage posted:

He's clearly referring to those who keeled over at the super-market check-out stand:



I just killed 13 goons, a new record!

Holy poo poo now I'm dead!

No, wait that's just an erection.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Trabant posted:

A reasonable chub?

Reasonable Chub is my porn label

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Making dinner for your mom.



My mom doesn't like chicken wangs.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp


I don't know what all this poo poo is but I hate it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Skellybones posted:







I like these tungsten memes

I like Simpsons shitposts but 64 pages of gigantic assess is the first one I've actually elled oh elle at

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Caufman posted:

You didn't lol at this one?



I did now!

Yeaaaaaaas

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp


Laffooooooooooooooooo

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

PCOS Bill posted:

Make fun of man for hair: Good
Make fun of woman for <literally any reason under the sun>: OMG HOW DARE YOU YOU MONSTER I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE WHY DO WE LET YOUR KIND EVEN BREATHE

Haha dial it back the n00bs aren't going to fall for it if you go this hard

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Caufman posted:

It might only work when it's next to human flesh. Like the Necronomicon.

Isn't the necronomicon sort of always next to human flesh?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Oh good necrophilia images

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Slime posted:

itt pcos bill wants to molest cats

Not just this thread, and not just cats.


guns

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp



I have no idea what the gently caress this meme is even about but I'm making my mark

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

SpacePig posted:

Man, I like Powder That Makes You Say "Yes" and all, but it really does just feel like a poor attempt to ape the wild meme success that was Bone Hurting Juice.

MaN i LiKe PoWdeR tHaT mAkeS yOu SaY "YeS" aNd All, BuT....

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

wait, is the grass supposed to be debt? because it and the sky are the only things unlabeled in this.

unless the sky is debt, too.

Everything is debt.

You are debt.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Mantis Taint standing by.

Looks like the Taint squad is all here

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Yeah, water is, like, everywhere. We are not in any danger of "running out" of water and I hate all the disingenuous arguments that we are. All we are talking about is MONEY to move water from here to there or purify it or whatever.

If you didn't buy that burger, the water wouldn't go to sick children or thirsty fish, it would just stay wherever it already was.

If it gets more expensive to move water, the beef will cost more and we will still eat it, just less of it maybe.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Grillfiend posted:

crippling student loan debt

I win every time!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

This just came across my desk at the meme factory

Only registered members can see post attachments!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

you dont tuck your coat into your pants

you don't know me

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Red Baron posted:

After gas went out of style. Your onion is still tied to your belt.

I haven't even put mine on yet.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp


That opossum is probably a better representation of some economic concept than the missing graph

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

I had a VHS of Super Hornio Brothers back in the day. It was passed around at University as one of the funniest things were ever seen. I wish I knew how valuable it would one day become.


I'm glad I got to witness it first hand.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

That's some extremely good Simpsons shitposting

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Facebook Aunt posted:

The earth is a poo poo sandwhich.

Truest post of all posts

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Oxygen Deficiency posted:

Everyone knows that normal people put their bread in the freezer.

Chaotic Evil: leaves freezer door wide open.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Mogomra posted:

landerig parachute account spotted!

Honestly seeing people get butthurt about memes is usually funnier than memes

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Jastiger posted:

What is this "bottle hack"

unabiguously something stupid but I'm not sure which particular stupid thing

Looks like pulling the bag through the wide end of a cut up bottle and using the cap to seal it?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Tying a knot takes way more effort than a spin and tuck and has worse results so it doesn't even sound like laziness but more belligerent malevolence

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

soylon posted:

the heels are the best part

From freshly baked real bread, sure. From mass produced rectangular loaf bread like wonder bread style, no.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

soylon posted:

don't be such a bread snob, gosh

I'm not. I have a semi embarrassing nostalgic love for sugary white bread. It's the only thing for certain sandwiches. But the heel pieces are just there to keep the ends from going stale. They're gross.

TO ME

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

That's some quality meeming

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Randaconda posted:


why is the internet acting like eating rear end is some sort of new thing
Well it's probably pretty new to that kid and likely to the mannequin as well.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

donquixotic posted:

Say again. How do you pronounce that? Chi-lan-trough?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za_KilRD-do

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Jerry Cotton posted:

It's not a common dish here How many times have you eaten Karelian pies?

You mean, like, today?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

Isn't Callie missing in the new Splatoon?

That is the main story beat of the single player campaign, yes.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Data Graham posted:

Is it still there?

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