Boinks posted:

Hyperlynx posted:

If you're not going to put him on your ignore list for whatever retarded reason, can you guys at least stop quoting him so the rest of us don't have to read his garbage?

For that matter, how come he hasn't been banned for relentlessly making GBS threads up every single thread he posts in?

Canned Panda posted:

Rip

Comptroll The Forums posted:

In other words, your poison trolley is making heaven too loving crowded

Roobanguy posted:

that's not the real tweet.

https://twitter.com/ADobsonComics/status/783435567602151424

don't know why someone went and edited to make him look bad, seeing as he already does that plenty himself.

Bombadilillo posted:

Is every goon but me working at gamestop or a professional podcaster? drat, get some skills. 60,000 a year isn't hard, and get a good partner.

Colander Crotch posted:

The way that Twin Galaxies worked you had to send a tape (actual VHS) to one of the refs that they employed. The guy would watch the tape, verify that it was real, and then approve it on the website.

Only problems were that the guy he used was his best friend (or at least a good friend) and also they gave the guy himself authority to post scores. So he just sort of posted whatever he wanted.

So it was more "I got 69 billion points in Mario, and I sent the tape to Dave" and Dave was like "Uh, yeah, confirmed."

swickles posted:

I have never heard anyone refer to any type of road as a parkway.

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

Randaconda posted:

Karate Bastard posted:

That bird is not bored. It's discovered that its talons are making an amusing noise against the floorboards and it's using its newfound powers to try to get a rise out of anyone who has a weak enough kung-fu to get agitated, in that adorable retarded-toddler-on-Adderall wont of all domesticated screambirds.

Look. It's starting out by trying to wreck the loving door.


No. Bad lava. How many times I tell you not come in the house huh? Bad lava!

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

https://twitter.com/SilverSoul164/status/980864276410880001?s=19

DontMockMySmock posted:

Jesus wasn't born by Immaculate Conception (being conceived without original sin), his mother was. He was just conceived the normal way, except instead of a normal dude's balls it was God's balls.

Away all Goats posted:

The irish calling the british 'the tans' is extremely funny

Milo and POTUS posted:

What circuit was this

sandoz posted:

monza

bob dobbs is dead posted:

i thought everyone on these dead comedy forums was a computer toucher

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Pooshited

RareAcumen posted:

pseudorandom posted:

This would be funny if it wasn't the worst photoshop job I've seen in years.

Seriously, you're going to use a picture taken in front of "The Florida Knee and Orthopedic Centers" and try to pair it with an article where literally the first two words are "MONTVLLE, Maine"??? It's like they went out of their way to find one of the few generic ambulance pictures that actually has a literal map of its location in the picture.

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

He is also canonically a virgin


[makes ABSOLUTE sure my monitor is ON]

Heath posted:

.jpg is an extension, a JPEG is compressed. This hole goes deep folks

freeedr posted:

If you walk up to me and say “I’m going to dress Tommy Davidson up like a racist caricature and have him whooping and screeching and throwing a spear in a dirt pit” I am going to kick you in the crotch as hard as I can and when you double over I’m going to kick you in the mouth too