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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

That's Drew Toothpaste, the man behind Toothpaste For Dinner, Superpoop, Married to the Sea, and da muthafuckin share z0ne

He is a national treasure

They redesigned their website a while back, completely removing the ability to use the archives., of Married to the sea.
If you want a certain strip, you just have to hope you get it using the Random button.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
He's Boney! He's Boney!
Leave him Alllloon~EY

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
ouch oof my unprepared immune sytem

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Invite you in for tea and literally eat you.

Gordon ramsey's Porn Star Look-alike midget was found half eaten in a badgers den.

You don't gently caress with a badger



Also, now I want to see that old Badger Badger flash but drawn as with American Badgers

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Women should walk around with a load of poo poo in their panties Non gender specific undergarments.


LIFE HACK TO TAKE DOWN THE PATRIARCHY!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Lay off the baconators, take a few laps around the pool and pick up a razor and gel at the dollar store.
I'[m not going to buy into your " you must tolerate my lazy, unhygienic fat rear end" narrative.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Everyone loves a nice pair of jugs

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

This is the funniest goddamn thing in the thread

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Phlegmish posted:

Just take a bite out of it, with your mouth. I don't even like apples but what kind of pussy would absolutely need a knife to eat them

Click Clack I got knives in me mouth

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
TREEEEEE

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
IF U WANT IT, IT"S 4 SALE OK

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

RandomFerret posted:

It's funnier actually, because the photos are all real and they haven't spent the whole last year exclusively posting things to own the libs

Plus you got " ONCE YOU POP, THAT'S GREAT!" from them.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

There is a line from the novel "Red Dwarf" concerning the H's that Holograms have to wear, that has stuck with me a long time.
" Not the mark of Cain, the killer, but Abel, the slain."

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

RareAcumen posted:

Lolcats, dickbutt, and chuck norris jokes are fine though?

I don't agree with your tastes at all.

Can we get some dickbutt up in this here thread?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Remember Dickbutt? He's back...In POG form!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Tetracube posted:

there's a loving toy story 4? god dammit disney gently caress you

Mindless consumerism is the FUTURE, buddy.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

MizPiz posted:

Who the gently caress's complaining?

poo poo, I'd loving start keeping a goddamn herd of goats.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I'm not crying, it's just...really humid in here.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Fister Roboto posted:

Wrong, pushing robots are the correct choice.

Will it protect me from the terrible secret of space?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Who the gently caress made that and didn't even include the Bahaphomet goat?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
...Does a Sailor count, for this exercise, as a pirate?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

MizPiz posted:

He is now

Tied up inside a zipped up duffel bag with two bullet holes in the back of his skull.
It's always the ones you least expect who commits suicide.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
It's a good and fun song that people who are the equivalent of 80 year old busybodies with nothing to do but find things to complain about, complaining.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Wait wait wait.....You mean to tell me...that there has been porn on Tumblr ALL THIS TIME?!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Piss people don't denounce their humanity and claim to be some sort of piss elemental.

Furries want to be animals, then they should be treated like animals.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Screaming Idiot posted:

Which ones? Because all the Democrats I knew were like, "Yeah, gently caress French Lady Trump. Macron sucks, but at least he ain't a fascist."

Big big major difference between "average person" democrat, and the ultra wealthy entrenched echelon Democrats.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Screaming Idiot posted:

Oh, those aren't Democrats. They're guillotine fodder for when we're done with the literal fascists.

(I wish, this poo poo ain't happening, we live in a hell dimension and death is the only exit)

Hi-five, brother. We'll show those "elite" they are still flesh and blood. Their blood will stain our feet as we march towards a brighter future

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I don't know the whole story, but I know the shows struggled at times with funding, or rather PBS did, so he may have had a point that,at the time,it could have hurt the show.

Nothing happens in a vacuum. Perhaps Clemmons felt that the purpose and ideals of the show were too important to jeopardize?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Android Apocalypse posted:

Did you watch Won't You Be My Neighbor?

In the future I believe Mr. Rogers to be thought in the same vein of Mother Theresa; helped a lot of people, had some warts.



You are a toilet smoking a cigar. Forevermore,that is what you are.

A toilet,smoking a cigar.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Horses are too stupid to be evil.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
" What do you mean "UGH!"? I DONT LIKE SPAM PINEAPPLES!:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

LifeSunDeath posted:

That looks more like a Tidy Tim.

Might be an Orderly Darren?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

*sings*
Two bros
Drinking in a swamp bog
because they are Finnish

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhh....That's






That's a major problem right there


I mean, theres some major loving problems going on if people are saying that sort of thing in TYOOL 2019.


Thats more loving batshit racism,and like hardcore, not casual at ALL, racism than I ever heard or saw in the times I did Civil war battle reenactments, and all my dealings with the local SCV chapter. Leader of the chapter is also a well known local historian,so have had a good bit of interactions with him/them.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
O no I got tricked into jacking someone off. How does this even happen

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

RareAcumen posted:

poo poo, looking at how much compression there is on it, I believe it.

That compression is from people re-memeing it over a few years.
Everytime it gets posted, it loses some pixels.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Dr Christmas posted:

You want to place the farms right next to the town center (or mill) so the villages only have to walk a short distance to drop off the food.

PLUS
it just looks like poo poo doing it likethat.
Fucks up the aesthetics so bad.






Edit: Goddamnit now I gotta go play some AoE2.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Alright, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and explain this one.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Dale-Taco posted:

Spanish-american war.

OKay but what is the little country being thrown?

USA took control of the Philippines due to that war, I know that.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Okay, I was thinking Cuba, but I was thinking it was like the Philippines where the US had control of it for a while.

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