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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I don't know what accent I'm supposed to be reading this in where 'windy' sounds like 'Wednesday' and 'Thursday' sounds like 'thirsty'

Drunk, middleaged WASP accent

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Spice

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Im the black swede

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Youd be hard pressed to find a picture containing more degenerate loving perverts than that image.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Noitaroballoc posted:

Why is it always a Harry Potter reference? Millions of books and they've apparently only read one (or seven)

Because these people arent adults.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Gorilla Salad posted:

Just saw this on imgur:




I can't even imagine how loving awkward it would be when some random guy asks if he can take a photo with you because he's seen your work as a stock photo model.

That dude totally rolled with his meme-fame so I bet he loved it.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I saw a great possum meme a while back that I lost. Possums are gross garbage rats right? Post possums mem

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


lmao

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Isn't that just, croutons?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Extremely my poo poo

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

syscall girl posted:

but wait, there's more

I still have the former-LDS's business card and in an attempt to separate from her family and religion she pronounced her name very humorously compared to its spelling

congrats youve just killed my sense of humour. 2018 off to a great start

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

DontMockMySmock posted:

7/11 was a part-time job

thank u for reviving my sense of humour

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Finally

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

canyoneer posted:

if you ever got your spaghet touched you'd understand the nut

lmao

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

The Bloop posted:

Let's see! We'll check the table.

*rolls 4 dimensional hyper-icosahedron*

one quick google search away, I have a headache and an otherdimensional overfiend has flown out of a rift in the floor

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Kill me, Pete

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Mikl posted:

If you use your calculator, you get 230 - 220, i.e. 10, times 1/2 (divided by 2), which is 5. The correct answer however would be 230 - (220 times 1/2) = 230 - 110 = 120.

Seems like math is bad if it can do two things at the same time like that.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


2real :smith:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


hes a national hero

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Cakefarts Carol posted:

three things this man needs; the definition of what a smile is, a haircut, and a sandwich.

He looks like something a cat threw up and a haircut is not going to fix that.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Mr.Tophat posted:

This is out loving standing, I'm going to be marveling at this for a while

the Russian orthodoxy one makes me laugh every time I think about it

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


lmao

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

MageMage posted:

*follows around old fat people on scooters for about 10 minutes trying to get that perfect meme*

Im glad of it.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


this is Good

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Lmao

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

according to Barack Obama anime is already real

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Data Graham posted:

Next you're gonna tell us you don't remember what the farandolae do

The farandolae fought bravely against Morgoth’s legions in the Second Age

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Caufman posted:

Sometimes you want the projectile to travel at a shallower trajectory, though.

Get the gently caress out of here.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Fremen in the streets, Gene Besserit in the sheets

what the gently caress dude.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

zoux posted:

Gene? Gene Besserit? It's been years.

its BEne Gesserit, smdh

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

zoux posted:

Oh word?

dont you fuckin sass me or you'll spend the next century in a pain amplifier!

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

THE SPICE MUST FLOW

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

The aristocrats!

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

The Bloop posted:

No. Stop it.

Never. gently caress you

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Them’s real good, Randy

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Id gladly suck lowtaxs stainless steel dick to completion if it got me a cool 20+ character name.

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Literally Kermit posted:

KOFFING

w-wheezing

I earned mad props for my weezing impression 25 years ago

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