Dreddout posted:

drat this is spicy.

*Just woke up at 1:30 pm*

Karate Bastard posted:

Make it one of his iconic skyward yelp spaz poses to, make him froth at the mouth proper. Gargle that guano bitch

china bot posted:

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Rough Lobster posted:

Haha hey guys

Guys

Haha I bet his friends and family will be BACK IN BLACK for his funeral as they mourn his passing!



Hey

Dragonstoned posted:

The grave one might be useful, a lot better then trying to bury someone in an open grave the night before a funeral

syscall girl posted:

And don't chew gum.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I'm sure most people's reactions upon hearing this was "... really? I thought he died like 30 years ago."

Clitch posted:

The default avatar is supposed to be stupid and make people buy a custom avatar to support our dead gay forum. The image in question is too good.

Detective No. 27 posted:

Say Nothing posted:

Zartosht posted:

You routinely get epicly slain by your water glasses?

UWBW posted:

Has anyone posted this yet? It's art.

Memento posted:

What if they're using petrol as the solvent in the extraction phase? Literally trillions of animals died to make that stuff.

Data Graham posted:

Does that oats thing only apply to the ground beef then? Pretty hard to buff up grilled chicken or steak (even granting that we’re not talking usda prime here) with filler.

Or is that another citation needed?

Android Apocalypse posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1PK4qYzNkI&t=12s

Hihohe posted:

Dragon Ball Z had an unmistakable soundtrack and if you lower YMCA by the Village People down a key it sounds like it could go into an episode

https://youtu.be/MebWEwLsHtg

Captain Splendid posted:

chippocrates posted:

You might find that they... found a way.

RareAcumen posted:

He might've been before or maybe he still is, I'm not sure, but back in 2015 he did officiate 101 gay weddings after his sister died. So maybe he is and changed his mind after that, or he still is, I dunno, but he seems to be having a net positive effect on things.

http://www.afterellen.com/tv/417129-guy-fieri-speaks-late-gay-sister-marrying-sex-couples-florida

El Burbo posted:

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

My regional $7 semi fast food hamburger is so much better than your Regional $7 semi fast food hamburger it's not even funny

Android Apocalypse posted:

I got had by the FAKE NEWS.

MariusLecter posted:

Jews. It was about the Jews.

Jamesman posted:

"On September 14, 2016, Bregoli and her mother, Barbara Ann, were interviewed on Dr. Phil for the segment "I Want To Give Up My Car-Stealing, Knife-Wielding, Twerking 13-Year-Old Daughter Who Tried To Frame Me For A Crime" to discuss Bregoli's behavior, which included stealing a crew member's car while the episode was being filmed."

Ireallylikeeggs posted:

Hi.

I work for the NSPH as a paid crisis worker, and before that I was a volunteer. Pranks are most definitely a thing we deal with on a nightly basis. Most of the time, we can tell if someone is pranking us and we end the call quickly, but on occasion, some rear end in a top hat will go all in on it, and one of us (not me so far, thankfully) will spend 10 minute talking about their pain and loss before the hilarious Minecraft joke comes out and they hang up. And every call into the hotline requires a call report. And every time a prank caller says they are having thoughts of suicide and then hangs up on us, we are required to call them back unless we are absolutely 100000004% certain it was a prank. And then, when they inevitably don't answer, we are required to schedule a follow up call so that we can try and contact them one more time to make sure they are all right. And when we make that follow up, we have to make notes on the call whether it goes to voicemail or results in us talking to them. And then if we don't talk to them, we have to get final permission to close the follow up. Oh, and supervisors have to review every call report involving a suicidal individual unless we're absolutely certain it was a prank.

Prank calls eat up a massive amount of time that we don't have.

And gently caress. If one minor calls in a prank about another minor, that's everything above times three as we attempt to involve parents as well.

Also, like you said, people get put on hold because we're underfunded and colossally, mindfuckingly understaffed. For example, on most weekend nights, when many people are feeling their most isolated and vulnerable and alone, we'll have two people on the lines at our particular call center, answering calls for five different hotlines. Obviously I can't give any specific details, but I regularly spend over an hour on calls with people who are scarfing down pills mid conversation, or standing on bridges, or staring at a loaded gun. If both people working the lines are taking a call like that, yeah, people are gonna wait on hold. It sucks. It sucks to put one suicidal person on hold to bounce between calls with two other suicidal people. It sucks to have to end a call with a recent sexual trauma victim because you need to be able to give 100% of your attention to the drunk heartbroken dude who is on the verge of driving straight into oncoming traffic or whatever.

Add in the fact that it takes a certain kind of person to voluntarily spend their free time immersed in other people's misery, and you can see the issue here. Staffing is gonna be a problem. This is where volunteers come in. If you think there's a remote possibility that you could handle it, go find a local crisis line and look into volunteering. I make it sound horrific, and it is, but I also genuinely know that I have the best job in the world. I really do. As I'm headed home after a long, draining shift, I'm on top of the loving world, because chances are I stopped someone from doing something they'd very likely regret, and I've been told by multiple people that calling us helped them turn their life around.

So go get immersed in misery in your free time and make it so that someone at their lowest point doesn't have to wait on hold. It'll seriously change you in the best way possible.

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