A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Wait, y'all aren't using your real names?

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

Look at this guy who never worked in an environment where 50 people in a room had to agree what product packaging looked like. My bet is that they were drawn holding their right hands and everyone decided they needed to be facing the other way, so the art was just mirrored.

Hihohe posted:

Stoatbringer posted:

Mister Olympus posted:

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

Proposition:

Frasier shitposting -- Yeah or nah?

Examples:

Grey Fox posted:

90's suits were the wooooorrrrrrrrst and I hope they never loving come back

Blind Rasputin posted:

What is the name of the screaming bird meme? It is hilarious. I need the raw image because I want one that says,

"IN THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM, SEXUALLY BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS"

EmmyOk posted:

Grassy Knowles posted:

Grounds for impeachin' on the fruit of the season

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

Randaconda posted:

Ein cooler Typ posted:

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

Someone already posted what it was

Thump! posted:

Abortion is nothing to joke about

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Been a while since I've seen a 'look behind you' trick

DrBouvenstein posted:

Male Tears posted:

Fried Watermelon posted:

order up

Kheldarn posted:

Star Wars + Brooklyn 99

Say Nothing posted:

Olive! posted:

Grassy Knowles posted:

That is so kafkaeqsue

Dewgy posted:

drat, that's a lot of pills. How many zeroes are in a minion anyway?

The Bloop posted:

Clitch posted:

divorced, beheaded, died
divorced, beheaded, survived

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

Say Nothing posted:

IncredibleIgloo posted:

quote:

As I always say, Khârn the Betrayer was pretty fun to be around, and contrary to popular belief he actually had a sense of humor as well. Probably the best example was in the middle of the campaign during a sweeping of an Imperial Guard command post, with Khorne Berserkers and our Red Rivers company marching directly into the defensive fire. The closer we got, the more apparent it became that the only thing holding the Guardsmen together was a grizzled looking Commissar in full uniform, one gun turned on us and another firing on any of his men who looked like running.

Khârn was at the tip of the assault, and so he got to the Commissar first, plucking the screaming officer up by the neck and holding him over his head.

Then, out of nowhere one of the other berserkers grabs the Commissar's legs and roars "MAKE A WISH!". Well, as you can imagine everyone on both sides forgets about the fight, and watches Khârn and this other Khorne-worshiping marine just start pulling on this Commissar at both ends, the old man screaming out oaths and curses like you wouldn't believe! You could almost hear the sound of flesh tearing and bone snapping over the cheering.

Then, Khârn just let go. Totally not expecting it and pulling with all his might, the Khorne Berserker just falls backwards and starts tumbling with the near dead Commissar into a damaged hellhound, his armor grating off it and sparking!

Well, after the explosion we all turned back to Khârn, who had managed to keep a hold of the Commissar's fancy hat. Ol' Khârn put it on, and damned if it wasn't the funniest thing any of us had ever seen... till he turned to us and bellowed "I'M THE NEW COMMISSAR" at us.

They tell me five thousand traitor guardsmen died that day before someone could take that hat off him.

What a kidder!

Dzhay posted:

https://twitter.com/toastsushi/status/951735223028400128

Edit: I have no idea why it took another tweet along for the ride.

Randaconda posted:

Data Graham posted:

I dunno, I never met the guyyyy!